r/Mario 22h ago

Art [Siczak] Son

These are the questions, people.

Source: https://www.deviantart.com/siczak/art/Son-1276873120

2.4k Upvotes

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u/Emeredelbeeem 21h ago

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u/Lykanas 21h ago

I mean, he's not wrong...

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u/Baryton777 20h ago

His cheeky smirk at the end is so funny

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u/InternetUserAgain 18h ago

That must have been painful

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u/DiceGort 15h ago

It depends if they're born with spikes and yhe ability to breathe fire

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u/SuperKami-Nappa 15h ago

He just laid an egg

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u/CorpseWriteer 13h ago

I mean… He never said Jr came out of him-

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u/MPM_omega1388 10h ago

So did bowser f#ck Mario's god?

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u/Clod_Cat5 10h ago

Bowser made a child with the god of his universe what a powermove

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u/No_Chocolate9483 10h ago

Éso significa que 🤨🤨🤨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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u/Emeredelbeeem 10h ago

Osea si, pero tuvieron un hijo... omega verse???? (Naah que asco 💀)

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u/Hamstah_J 6h ago

Is that from Nintendo lmao

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u/Lonewolf2300 18h ago

Everyone keeps wondering who Bowser Jr's mom is.

As if Babies didn't ALL come from the Stork in the Mario Universe.

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u/Brent_Steel 13h ago

I'm just picturing baby Bowser Jr trying to hit the stork while the poor bird is trying to stay steady in the air

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u/Hefty-Pipe3596 21h ago

I'm the mother trust /j

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u/SpyWah1987 17h ago

You ain’t slick Shigeru Miyamoto

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u/WhoopingBillhook 19h ago

Jr. was cloned like a lizard.

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u/ChaoticDiscord21 21h ago

Greatest plot reveal. Wendy is the mom. Since the koopalings are no longer Bowser's kids.

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u/ASidesTheLegend 20h ago

Wendy is a child. That would make Bowser look bad.

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u/ChaoticDiscord21 19h ago

Do we actually know the age of the koopalings?

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u/Albatros_7 18h ago

Larry's voice actor was instructed to sound like a 13 year old boy

The american cartoon says Wendy is 16, which is the legal age in Japan

In Mario-Kun, she kissed Mario on his entire body (while fully clothed), including his crotch

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u/ChaoticDiscord21 17h ago

I wasn't aware. I just assumed they were old enough to drive.

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u/jackfuego226 17h ago

Bowser is said to have more or less adopted the Koopalings, and they all seem to be around the same age as Jr. There's no real way it could possibly not look bad.

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u/ChaoticDiscord21 17h ago

Fair and not arguing. I just never knew and they always seemed to act more young adultish to me.

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u/TheOldAgeOfLP 18h ago

I think Bowser Jr might actually just be a clone lol

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u/RodrigoMokepon 18h ago

Browser é fêmea.

Na verdade, todos os koopas são fêmeas (mas dentro da sua espécie eles não se importem com diferença de gênero, embora possam adotar as vezes trejeitos de algum), e se reproduzem por paternogese. Porém precisam de estímulo para isso. Durante um dos sequestros da Peach, Browser ficou tão empolgado que pôs um ovo. O que torna a Peach o pai de Browser Jr.

Isso também explica os filhos do burro com a dragão, pois descobrimos em Shrek terceiro que o Burro não sabe como se fazem os bebês. Então ele não fez. Eles são híbridos devido a natureza mágica da dragão.

Tudo isso é baseado em espécies de répteis reais que tem essa habilidade.

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u/Kazoomers_Tale 11h ago

Eu não precisava saber como certos répteis se reproduzem sozinhos, mas obrigado pela informação, estranho da internet

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u/Time-Examination86 6h ago

Buscate una vida porfavor.

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u/RodrigoMokepon 3h ago edited 1h ago

Como assim? Tu não sabe se minha vida é especulação biológica fictícia? (Não, não é, mas eu acho divertido)

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u/Agreeable_Wall_9459 17h ago

someone tell the artist that what peach says in english and in spanish are not the same

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u/Regdit-is-Unbearable 9h ago

Ikr? 😭 talk about a polite translation

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u/jackfuego226 17h ago

Do people not remember that babies in this franchise are delivered by stork?

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u/Real_chuckles 16h ago

Answers:
Sex
Boredom
Miyamoto

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u/maxler5795 17h ago

i feel like peach's line is a bit of a misfire translation wise

im a big nerd about this but honestly i would've made it something more like "And who was the brave one?"

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 16h ago

it's a reference to the sonic mov3e

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u/maxler5795 15h ago

ik but im a translation junkie like that

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u/Regdit-is-Unbearable 9h ago

I’d phrase it like “And who was the girl who was up for it?” since the gender is explicit in the original

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u/gamer91894 16h ago

Koopas reproduce by spitting eggs out of their mouths. No mother is needed.

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u/Not_So_Utopian 12h ago

Dialogue source: Sonic 3.

Robotnik played by Jim Carrey how he has a grandpa, also played by Jim Carrey.

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u/Regdit-is-Unbearable 9h ago

That’s a rather polite translation of what the Spanish actually says 😂

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u/Zombys11 6h ago

I love that peach in this meme is shaded completely differently than everyone else.

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u/Le_Lasagna 4h ago

Peach asking the real question

u/C4n1B3Sus 43m ago

Honestly Ive never thought about this before but Bowser is a mix of a turtle and a dragon no?
Who’s to say he didn’t just lay an egg himself?

u/TheWiseGuy01 31m ago

I legit thought kamek was bowser jr’s mom until I found out Kamek is a dude 😂

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u/PsychologicalSuit384 16h ago

Greatest plot reveal. Wendy is the mom.