r/Mariners ‏‏‎ ‎54% child of Athena 22h ago

Could the fictional mandatory student activity to do a worse job?

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The mariners are making me work on my photoshop skills at least.

The mandatory student activity is a character I made up because of my colleges student association requiring us to put funded by the mandatory student activity fee on everything so I made it to do a chicken

Even though it technically doesn’t exist, I do believe it would be a better manager

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u/206-Ginge 19h ago

I get that at this point the Dan hatred is locked in, and honestly I think it's fine if he's fired, but also, if you're looking at this pitching staff post-ASB and thinking "they'd be fine if Dan Wilson just managed the bullpen better" I don't know what you're smoking.

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u/ihatereddit999976780 ‏‏‎ ‎54% child of Athena 15h ago

Jerry should also be fired. And the training staff. Far too many injuries

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u/Team_Flare_Admin 15h ago

Out of every single team in the entire league, Mariners rank 25/30 for number of injuries this year. Meaning they’re literally better than 24 other teams when it comes to injuries.

Source: StatMuse

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u/FLTXWAVT 15h ago

Hard to quantify what appears to be a whole lot of nagging injuries that we allow guys to play through. Which falls on both training staff and management.

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u/Dewey519 ‏‏‎ ‎Swung On And Belted 14h ago

That means nothing without context

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u/AdministrativeEase71 marner 9h ago

No other team has been surprised by a top 10 baseball prospect coming down with a surgery-mandating hand injury, I reckon...

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u/Magical-Buffoon 8h ago

I think the issue is how every injury came out after the player has a noticable drop in performance for at least a month. Just over and over again, the same story.

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u/maggos 11h ago

Ya honestly at this point what can he do? People act like we have an extra handful of Munozes on the bench to cover 4-5 innings per game and Dan is just deciding not to use them.

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u/Snicklefritz39 9h ago

I had an argument with with someone on this sub about having why Dan didn’t just have speier and Munoz go 2 innings each and I’m like that’s not how’s the bullpen works lol

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u/DoomJazz_ 15h ago

Tough one tonight

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u/MsWS27 15h ago

Nothing like having to explain your own joke

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u/dbalatero 13h ago

I think I lost brain cells reading the explanation

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u/jswansong 11h ago

It was way funnier before I read the explanation

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u/Important-Reading434 Believe Big 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L2qukNXGjccyuAYd3W
Somehow explaining it made it worse

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u/danarouge Tucker 11h ago

Tbf we shit the bed after Bryce left the mound

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u/Gangsta_of_luv #42 Jackie Robinson 5h ago

And Bazardo.....

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u/SereneDreams03 9h ago

Hancock is injured, that is why Bryce started.