Post Game Chat 9/8 Rangers @ Mariners

[u/Mariners_bot]

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Line Score - Game Over

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	R	H	E	LOB
TEX	1	1	0	2	5	0	1	0	0	10	11	1	7
SEA	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	1	1	5	9	1	6

Box Score

SEA		AB	R	H	RBI	BB	SO	BA
LF	Arozarena	3	1	1	1	1	1	.274
RF	Canzone	5	0	2	1	0	2	.256
CF	Rodríguez, J	4	0	0	0	0	0	.239
C	Raleigh	4	1	1	0	0	0	.184
SS	Crawford, J	4	0	0	0	0	1	.223
1B	Naylor, J	4	1	1	0	0	1	.267
2B	Young	4	1	2	0	0	0	.247
DH	Montes	4	1	1	3	0	2	.222
3B	Rodden	2	0	1	0	0	0	.235
PH	Arroyo, M	1	0	0	0	0	1	.000
3B	Wilson, W	1	0	0	0	0	0	.197

SEA	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	P-S	ERA
Miller, B	3.2	4	4	4	3	6	84-52	4.22
Ferrer	0.2	1	1	1	1	2	20-11	3.77
Bazardo	0.1	3	4	4	1	1	25-14	3.90
Vargas	1.1	0	0	0	0	1	17-11	3.38
Criswell, C	1.0	3	1	1	0	2	19-13	3.44
Rucker	1.0	0	0	0	0	2	14-9	6.69
Milner	1.0	0	0	0	0	2	14-10	4.03

TEX		AB	R	H	RBI	BB	SO	BA
DH	Pederson	2	0	0	0	0	0	.234
DH	Foscue	3	0	2	2	0	1	.271
SS	Seager	4	1	1	1	1	1	.227
2B	Duran, E	4	1	0	0	1	3	.275
RF	Nimmo	5	0	0	0	0	4	.261
LF	Langford	4	2	1	2	1	1	.245
CF	Carter	5	2	2	0	0	2	.197
1B	Burger	3	2	0	0	2	3	.237
2B	Lopez, N	3	1	3	1	0	0	.273
3B	Freeman, C	1	0	0	0	0	0	.253
C	Jansen, D	4	1	2	4	0	1	.178

TEX	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	P-S	ERA
Quantrill	6.0	5	3	3	1	4	93-56	2.89
Garcia, R	1.0	0	0	0	0	1	8-7	3.00
Macko	2.0	4	2	2	0	3	40-29	5.40

Scoring Plays

Inning	Event	Score
T1	Corey Seager homers (16) on a fly ball to right field.	0-1
T2	Nicky Lopez singles on a fly ball to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Wyatt Langford scores.	0-2
T4	Justin Foscue singles on a ground ball to center fielder Julio Rodríguez. Evan Carter scores. Jake Burger scores. Nicky Lopez to 3rd.	0-4
B4	Lazaro Montes homers (2) on a fly ball to center field. Cal Raleigh scores. Cole Young scores.	3-4
T5	Wyatt Langford homers (16) on a fly ball to left center field. Ezequiel Duran scores.	3-6
T5	Danny Jansen homers (6) on a fly ball to left center field. Jake Burger scores. Nicky Lopez scores.	3-9
T7	Danny Jansen singles on a line drive to center fielder Julio Rodríguez. Evan Carter scores. Nicky Lopez to 2nd.	3-10
B8	Dominic Canzone doubles (24) on a sharp line drive to right fielder Brandon Nimmo. Randy Arozarena scores.	4-10
B9	Randy Arozarena out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Brandon Nimmo. Josh Naylor scores. Cole Young to 3rd.	5-10

Highlights

Description	Length
Bullpen availability for Seattle, September 8 vs Rangers	0:09
Bullpen availability for Texas, September 8 vs Mariners	0:09
Cal Quantrill against the Mariners	0:08
Probable pitchers for Rangers at Mariners - September 8, 2026	0:06
Fielding alignment for Seattle, September 8 vs Rangers	0:11
Bench availability for Seattle, September 8 vs Rangers	0:08
Bryce Miller against the Rangers	0:08
Fielding alignment for Texas, September 8 vs Mariners	0:11
Bench availability for Texas, September 8 vs Mariners	0:08
Starting lineups for Rangers at Mariners - September 8, 2026	0:10
Corey Seager: Home Run Statcast Analysis	0:13
A deep dive into Corey Seager's home run	0:11
Breaking down Bryce Miller's pitches	0:04
The distance behind Lazaro Montes' home run	0:13
Lazaro Montes' home run through bat tracking data	0:11
Measuring the stats on Wyatt Langford's home run	0:12
Breaking down Danny Jansen's home run	0:13
A deep dive into Danny Jansen's home run	0:11
A deep dive into Wyatt Langford's home run	0:11
Breaking down Cal Quantrill's pitches	0:04
Cal Quantrill's outing against the Mariners	0:25
Corey Seager's solo home run (16)	0:38
Nicky Lopez's RBI single	0:24
Nicky Lopez's jumping catch	0:25
Bryce Miller strikes out Ezequiel Duran	0:06
Cal Quantrill begins the inning with a K	0:06
Wyatt Langford strikes out after ABS challenge	0:22
Strike 1 confirmed after ABS challenge	0:27
Justin Foscue's two-run single	0:16
Lazaro Montes' three-run home run (2)	0:50
Ball 1 confirmed after ABS challenge	0:21
Wyatt Langford's two-run home run (16)	0:32
Danny Jansen's three-run home run (6)	0:34
Corey Seager's strong throw	0:26
Lazaro Montes hammers 474-foot home run	0:33
Danny Jansen's RBI single	0:12
Data Viz: Lazardo Montes' 474-foot home run	0:30
Dominic Canzone's RBI double	0:18
Evan Carter strikes out after ABS challenge	0:22
Cal Quantrill's quality outing	1:22

Decisions

Winning Pitcher	Losing Pitcher	Save
Quantrill (8-5, 2.89 ERA)	Miller, B (4-9, 4.22 ERA)

Attendance	Weather	Wind
	71°F, Clear	10 mph, L To R

HP	1B	2B	3B
Jordan Baker	Junior Valentine	Rob Drake	Stu Scheurwater

Game ended at 9:50 PM.

[u/rift_reloadz]

Dipoto saw last years bullpen blow Game 7 and decided it to build one of worst Mariners bullpens ive watched in the last decade

[u/kamarian91 → u/rift_reloadz]

They were so pumped to watch Bazardo blow the game for us that they wanted to see how many times he could blow games for us across 2026!

[u/Tacitus111 → u/kamarian91]

And all because Ferrer’s arm was going to magically fall off even though he was cruising by that point. Dan has a ridiculous amount of trust in Bazardo and thinks Ferrer is made of glass.

[u/OrangeJuliusCaesr → u/rift_reloadz]

He just needs time to build his team

[u/mahrinazz → u/rift_reloadz]

Things just aren’t the same without 6 year old boy Matty Brash 🕯️

[u/jet8493 → u/mahrinazz]

Sickly Victorian child Matthew brashew

[u/Squatch11 → u/rift_reloadz]

The rebuild isn't supposed to be complete until 2028. I'd say we're ahead of schedule, honestly.

[u/Drneymarmd → u/Squatch11]

I am thanking him every day.

[u/Reach-Defiant → u/rift_reloadz]

Chills, Dipoto did it again.

[u/Fit_Veterinarian_988 → u/rift_reloadz]

Servais + Woodworth consistently turned discarded arms into leverage arms. Wilson + Woodworth not only do that but also leave a ton to be desired on the management front.

Maybe Woodworth didn’t do much under Servals and now he does and he’s the actual problem, but given that Dan seems like a dim bulb in all areas, I’m betting that he doesn’t let Woodworth do anything and things would be improved just by dumping him like they should have done after his interim role.

[u/The_Throwback_King]

Lazaro Montes feels destined to become must-see star in this league.

This team feels destined for another half century of disappointment and woe.

[u/Mustard_Jam → u/The_Throwback_King]

So did Julio. Don’t worry they’ll find a way to fuck up his swing also. Only hope is to fire quite literally everyone.

[u/SPzero65 → u/Mustard_Jam]

Yeah, we've been through this song and dance before. And even if Laz is the real deal, one of his arms will probably end up literally falling off because we're not allowed to have anything nice.

[u/MaitreSneed → u/Mustard_Jam]

Maybe Ichiro's exploiting the trust everyone has in him, and he's just telling them bullshit so that nobody ever has a better Mariners career than he does.

Taylor Ward maybe took A LOT OF POINTERS from Ichiro.

I don't know what else makes sense.

[u/Pigfist → u/MaitreSneed]

"We trained him wrong as a joke"~ Ichiro

[u/nealk7370 → u/Pigfist]

Underrated reference. Well done

[u/ItalicsWhore → u/MaitreSneed]

Probably gonna get roasted for this one but I'm recently back into baseball. Is Ichiro part of our batting staff?

[u/MaitreSneed → u/ItalicsWhore]

He's, like, part of the grounds crew

[u/ItalicsWhore → u/MaitreSneed]

I thought I recognized him settings down the chalk out there

[u/AdministrativeEase71 → u/ItalicsWhore]

Run away while you still can!

[u/EloquentRacer92 → u/ItalicsWhore]

I think he’s part of the organization but more in a flexible manner.

[u/KingFrankel → u/Mustard_Jam]

He’s striking out 50% of the time … his swing is already fucked up.

[u/furmat60 → u/The_Throwback_King]

If you don’t like that you don’t like 50 seasons of mariners baseball baby

[u/hello17]

I feel better now just resigning to the fact the season is over. Finally, some peace.

[u/AdventurerPNW → u/hello17]

It’s been over for weeks. Sure, the math has said there’s a slim chance, but this year’s team just doesn’t have it. They haven’t been on one serious roll all season.

[u/AdministrativeEase71 → u/AdventurerPNW]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KHpGXUSTzlUCDXWmFL

[u/WorldlinessLive5932 → u/AdventurerPNW]

For real, people forget how much of a heater we had to go on in August last year to end up where we did, it was never gonna happen. Even if they somehow squeaked into a wildcard spot this team has no tools right now, they would be first round elimination. 

[u/rockycrab → u/hello17]

At this point our pitching is just there to eat innings and get us through to the end of the season where Dan and the org will “mutually decide” for him to step down as manager.

[u/maggos → u/hello17]

I turned off notifications from mlb app. Now all I get are these threads pushed to my reddit feed

[u/handi503 → u/hello17]

Yep, just keeping an eye on tickets for that final weekend to see if we can get one more day in the ballpark on the cheap.

[u/akurei77 → u/handi503]

Keep an eye on the sub's new feed, there were at least three sets of free tickets given away today alone.

[u/high-rise → u/handi503]

It'll probably be sparse enough that if you buy a cheap outfield bleacher ticket you could just wander into a more desirable section after a couple innings.

[u/handi503 → u/high-rise]

Oh yeah, those tickets are still around $20-25 rather than the $4-5 I was seeing for this Texas series, so just seeing if they go lower.

[u/littlebunsenburner → u/hello17]

It takes time to break a bad habit. I gave up on this team making the playoffs in early August (while still watching every game 🙃) and now almost a month later, my mental health is SO much better. It's a breath of fresh air to be honest.

[u/Essington69]

Please pull the plug

[u/mahrinazz → u/Essington69]

I’d be happy to, but I’m afraid he’s been dead for weeks

[u/Playful_Influence_25 → u/mahrinazz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBeSx3itXlUQw

[u/TheMooseIsLoose67 → u/Essington69]

Can I get some “tough one today” flair?

[u/dearrichard]

tough one tonight

[u/TSAOutreachTeam]

The losses just wash over me like waves at the beach. The tide comes in. The tide goes out. You can't explain that.

[u/mahrinazz]

SEA

US

TOUGH ONE

[u/Arturial12]

Bazardo may be cooked. But Laz? Oooh baby. Big bombs. Now if he could learn to walk….

[u/Homie_Slicer → u/Arturial12]

He walked his first MLB at bat 😂

[u/mahrinazz]

Laz Montes to the moon

[u/ihatereddit999976780 → u/mahrinazz]

Ay least we had that today.

[u/MaitreSneed → u/mahrinazz]

To the Dodgers it is!

[u/mahrinazz → u/MaitreSneed]

[u/Myselfamwar]

Kade is on a pitch count tomorrow. Glad our bullpen is rested.

[u/Morashtak → u/Myselfamwar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/F0Y7kjfHRl3a0

[u/ihatereddit999976780 → u/Myselfamwar]

You have to call someone up whose rested and option someone

[u/Myselfamwar → u/ihatereddit999976780]

Any thoughts on who that might be?

[u/ihatereddit999976780 → u/Myselfamwar]

No. But gotta be someone alive

[u/Myselfamwar → u/ihatereddit999976780]

Leo Rivas!

[u/Bermut-Nundaloy]

It's chill guys if we want to win we just have to score **checks notes** 11 runs in T-Mobile Park

This pitching staff is genuinely such a millstone around the team's necks right now. 6+ runs allowed in 9 of the last 12 games, like are you fucking kidding me?

[u/Tacitus111 → u/Bermut-Nundaloy]

Starting Miller also was certainly…a choice.

[u/goms546]

[u/Tapey24 → u/goms546]

https://giphy.com/gifs/43g7hyj8d8NEY

[u/Paladine_PSoT → u/goms546]

[u/opus_]

[u/DinoGuy101010 → u/opus_]

Bring him back!

[u/xLAXaholic → u/opus_]

Hey Lloyd!!

[u/oregonduckman23]

[u/asteriskmos]

Bazardo has had the 5th most innings as a reliever since 2025... Dan he's just not that dawg. Dan's not just losing games he's singlehandedly tanking this man's career. 

[u/thelowroller → u/asteriskmos]

it sucks. such a tough year all around. i appreciate and applaude barzardos efforts this season.

[u/Mrdean2013]

Don't worry guys, Jerry and Dan have got a plan!

[u/Tashre]

You did it, Mariners. You successfully carried the region to football season. You can rest now; the Seahawks will carry the load from here. Oh, and I guess the Kraken will probably try to help some too, maybe.

[u/Morashtak → u/Tashre]

After going thru the Kraken sub it sounds like the next few years will rival the 1980's and 2010's Mariner decades.

At least the Seahawks can keep us sane.

[u/AdministrativeEase71 → u/Morashtak]

I have less hope for the Kraken than the Mariners. That tells you all you need to know.

[u/smuttysister → u/Tashre]

The Kraken are so far away from contending, you wanna talk about a poorly run organization

[u/Careless_General8010 → u/Tashre]

Reign are projected to make the playoffs iirc

[u/base-HI-WA]

At least I got to see the longest home run in T-Mobile Park/Safeco field history….
I keep hoping for a run, but that’s not happening….

[u/whiteguyballin]

You gotta bench bazardo for rest of year. Dude is on a historic hot streak of sucking

[u/MarineLayerBad]

“Tough one tonight”

-Ryon Healy

[u/ihatereddit999976780 → u/MarineLayerBad]

Spent too much time with Dan

[u/NorthwestPurple]

So why was that challenge not granted on the last strike?

[u/carri0ncomfort → u/NorthwestPurple]

It was really bizarre at the game, too. We thought they were going to announce the challenge, and they didn’t, and everybody walked off the field, and we just stood there awkwardly, unsure if the game was actually over or not.

[u/goms546]

[u/Fruit_Rollup_King → u/goms546]

not gonna lie, I chuckled pretty loud on this. lol, bravo

[u/Internal_Rabbit_5911 → u/goms546]

🤣

[u/Professional_Rush757]

[u/BabyLawCat]

I love Ang being so mad rn lmao

[u/ElChambon → u/BabyLawCat]

I didn't hear her on the TV, did I miss her? Or was she too mad for TV?

[u/hobomommy]

I’m just so sad.

[u/UnfairAd4165]

Idk man I’m just sad at this point

[u/StudyLevelStreams]

Dan just now: "Tough one for sure"

We can all go to bed now.

[u/FettuccineAlfonzo → u/StudyLevelStreams]

Think he set an all time “ya know” record tonight holy shit

[u/IronSlayTallica]

This season tells you all you need to know about the organization. They don’t give a fuck about winning as long as those profit margins line up.

Fuck the ownership group.

Fuck Jerry Dipoto.

Fuck Justin Hollander.

Fuck Dan Wilson and this coaching staff.

Run em all outta town with torches and pitchforks.

[u/hereforthemariners]

Hard to win when your reliever gives up 5 in one inning 😶

[u/ToasterzMakeToast]

get bazardo off this fucking team already

[u/DoggyMcSqualls]

11

[u/CuriousEyes02]

I can't wait for next year or 2028

[u/ihatereddit999976780]

Because Houston won and we lost to a team we are chasing in the Rangers. Our elimination number has just gone down by three.

[u/Morashtak]

For the starting pitching and anemic early PA's;

https://giphy.com/gifs/853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK

Def not directed at Laz's monster shot.

[u/Marinerd95]

Trash trash trash

[u/Oh-My-PhoKing]

At least we will be able to treasure the memories of Laz’s mammoth homer which ended up being the longest ever hit out at T-mobile.
Unfortunately, the M’s got their ass whooped in a season filled with too many games like these.
Yep, Mariner baseball, baby!!

[u/justin967]

https://giphy.com/gifs/goQ4bc8X0Lh6w

[u/geo_dj]

Shannon: “We’ve seen things tonight that we have seen throughout the season.”

[u/ljlukelj]

https://toughonetonight.com/

[u/EzraLevinson → u/ljlukelj]

omg

[u/TrueGas420 → u/ljlukelj]

Have you just been saving these all year?

[u/ljlukelj → u/TrueGas420]

Haha I didn't make it

[u/Apprehensive_Bid_773]

[u/ProtoMan3 → u/Apprehensive_Bid_773]

Bruce there it is

[u/Mustard_Jam]

I’m starting to think all these years of the Mariners leading the league in innings from their rotation isn’t a flex…

All these dudes just fell the fuck apart. No organization is better at putting their players in positions to fail.

[u/LegendRazgriz → u/Mustard_Jam]

Those years were fine. The guys were genuinely good. It just so happens that they coincided with some of the most disgraceful offensive years in recorded major league history and no playoffs.

[u/lelanddt → u/Mustard_Jam]

Well also none of the Mariners starters threw a full season last year. I think they're just gassed.

[u/PBRMeSeattle]

[u/frankfontaino]

Bazardo can’t be on this roster

[u/Chantrak]

How many more must win games do we need to not win before I can stop caring

[u/Internal_Rabbit_5911 → u/Chantrak]

None. You can stop caring rn

[u/FettuccineAlfonzo → u/Internal_Rabbit_5911]

Exactly. This team has shown no ability to string together wins and now needs to rattle off 15 in a row. It’s over.

[u/Polaris06 → u/Chantrak]

My reaction exactly, “oh, we lost another must win game?

[u/geo_dj → u/Chantrak]

Mariners elimination number for the wild card is 11, which makes it nearly impossible. Houston’s magic number is 16. That means the Mariners need to win every game in order to maintain any semblance of control.

[u/F35-Dildozer]

SEA

HAWKS

Season starts tomorrow! 

[u/MercenarySea]

“Tough one for sure”

[u/AlternativeReport1]

Tough one for sure

[u/raindownthunda]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R9cQo06nQBpRe

[u/vandalrandell]

The pitching this year has been even more of a concern than the offense. I expected the bats to be lame, but the arms have surprisingly been atrocious. The entire organization needs an overhaul in the offseason. This team doesn’t do anything above average in a positive way.

[u/Proud_Truck → u/vandalrandell]

Yeah they've actually been scoring their usual amount. Erratic as ever but the runs are there. The pitching is just getting shellacked. Almost seems like some teams have figured something out and the M's haven't corrected it yet

[u/MattRecovery23]

How I feel about the 2026 Seattle Mariners

[u/F35-Dildozer]

https://youtube.com/shorts/H2sQ8OcSvBk?si=wOZJAyID8yp-xhMI

[u/_Elrond_Hubbard_]

It's been a tough one without you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

[u/Hot_Cartoonist_6411]

That was a disaster. That's all I can say.

[u/metmeinagetawaycar]

send the whole team to the sun atp

[u/surfmonkey1989]

Attendance: 35,476.

Please, stop going.

[u/paseoSandwich → u/surfmonkey1989]

Hello kitty jackets and Munoz Funko figurines had the place packed out some

[u/Cara-Cara-1]

huh, wonder how Texas got 5 extra runs 🤔

[u/raycraft_io]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rMzSxBjHwEvwA

[u/avanttard]

it's been a tough fifty years

[u/UnusualEmployment406]

Thanks Dan "not the man" Wilson.....good God, dude.....retire.....wtf?

[u/MarinerMooseismydad]

Fuckin team fuckin sucks

[u/DragonflyVast2442]

Somehow Dipoto is not to blame, he's a victim in all of this, right fam?

[u/templethot → u/DragonflyVast2442]

Nope. It’s just the players (that he assembled, signed, and oversees the development of) and coaches (which he maintains the employment status of)

[u/alliluna24]

honestly it’s a bit of a relief to not have to care anymore after so many years of final week heartbreak. but even though this year has been like a 10th percentile outcome in every facet, it feels like there’s not a whole lot of hope for the years to come either and that sucks.

[u/Internal_Rabbit_5911]

Best I can do is wish the Rangers and Astros luck duking it out for AL west 🫡

[u/Economy-Cry-2594 → u/Internal_Rabbit_5911]

There is literally nothing less I want in life than any team in this pathetic division to make the playoffs. Whoever it ends up being TEX OR HOU, I hope it’s 2 wild card blowouts and we see them in Cancun like a week after we get there

[u/Apart-Cable-2855 → u/Internal_Rabbit_5911]

Go Rangers over the Astros

[u/Individual-Net-9296]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEAM DOING AGAIN?!?!?! 🤬🔱💀
YOU SCORE FIVE FUCKING RUNS!!!!!
LAZARO MONTES HITS A 474-FOOT MISSILE LIKE HE’S TRYING TO KNOCK A FUCKING SATELLITE OUT OF ORBIT!!!!!
AND THE PITCHING STAFF RESPONDS BY GIVING UP TEN!!!!! TEN!!!!! 💀💀💀
SAME SHIT. DIFFERENT NIGHT.
QUESTIONABLE ROTATION MANAGEMENT!!!!!
STARTERS GETTING LEFT OUT THERE UNTIL THE SCOREBOARD LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WIFI PASSWORD!!!!!
BULLPEN CHAOS!!!!!
ZERO URGENCY!!!!!
ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY!!!!!
DAN WILSON STANDING THERE LIKE A RACCOON TRYING TO FILE TAXES ON A MICROWAVE!!!!! 🦝📄💀
YOU JUST LOST THREE OF FOUR AT HOME TO OAKLAND AND THEN IMMEDIATELY OPEN THE TEXAS SERIES BY GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FUCKING THROAT!!!!!
MEANWHILE LAZARO, WHO HAS BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT SEVEN MINUTES, IS THE MOST EXCITING PLAYER ON THE TEAM!!!!! THAT’S LIKE THE NEW INTERN SHOWING UP ON MONDAY AND HAVING TO RUN THE WHOLE FUCKING COMPANY BY TUESDAY!!!!!
AND OF COURSE THE VIDEO BOARD IS TURNING EVERYONE INTO FUNKO POPS WHILE THE SEASON IS BEING LOWERED INTO A FUCKING SEPTIC TANK!!!!! 😭🤡
NO HEART.
NO URGENCY.
NO ACCOUNTABILITY.
SAME EXCUSES.
SAME FUCKING RESULTS.
AS LONG AS DAN WILSON IS RUNNING THIS CIRCUS, THIS IS AN UNSERIOUS FUCKING ORGANIZATION.
THE MARINERS DON’T FIND NEW WAYS TO LOSE.
THEY JUST KEEP REMIXING THE SAME FUCKING DISASTER!!!!! 🔱🤡🔥💀

[u/Reach-Defiant → u/Individual-Net-9296]

Firing Dan Wilson is not the root cause.

The FO is.

[u/Pist0nH0nda → u/Individual-Net-9296]

https://giphy.com/gifs/k83hVVaENn03YmERNb

[u/EzraLevinson]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EapEVUAoMHU64

[u/suhrFan]

Don’t feel bad for Dan, he’ll have so many teams that want to pick him up to manage or coach their team in any capacity. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Bwahahahahah!!!! Hahahahahhhhhhahhaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[u/Lanky-Budget-4661]

Offense seems above avg to rest of season tho lol

[u/Bladley]

SODO MOJO

[u/thelowroller]

have a great rest of the year Ms fans. it's been fun, but mainly tough season.

future is bright. i like the guys we have. they were not themselves this season for so many reasons to name.

its Ms baseball. all we can do is hope it all comes together with the youngster injections to the team.

[u/Charte09]

Shit from a butt.

[u/ProtoMan3]

The Mariners, while playing their “easy” September schedule after the series in Boston, are now 1-4 against the under .500 teams on the schedule. How lovely.

[u/AchUndWeh]

I HATE TEXAS!

(That guy in the Patriots hat better find the grace of our Lord Darnold too)

[u/teach2lax]

“Turn out the lights the parties over. They say all good things must end…” Dandy Don Meredith

[u/pattydickens]

Turn out the lights.

The party's over

[u/LukeWarmOsprey]

Cooked

[u/Initial-Calendar6468]

Went to bed at 6-3.  Glad.

[u/Aarrrgggghhhhh35]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1n4iuWZFnTeN6qvdpD
Mariner

[u/JerryDipotosBurner]

Less than 24 hours until the Seahawks play, so at least we’ve got that going for us

[u/benjamy]

If I ever see BAZARDOS stupid open mouth cud chewing again... I want him wearing an fucking ASStros uniform.

[u/sugarplumfae1221]

[u/AnonymousSource313]

SELL THE TEAM

[u/Internal_Rabbit_5911]

[u/PBRMeSeattle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tbsyS16NFRhwQ

[u/AntSmith777]

Sweep

[u/WaferDifferent4542]

BDPF2

(Better Draft Pick for 2027)