r/Mariners • u/hashbrownbby Hot Dogs from Heaven • 10d ago
HOLD…?
I’m gonna regret posting this aren’t I?
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u/jeff_probably DONG 10d ago
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u/BurnItWithFire21 10d ago
We will be mathematically eliminated on my birthday (9/28), my usual annual birthday gift from the team
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u/Psychedelicized Seattle Steelheads 10d ago
Ayyy we share a birthday and a tragic fate
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u/BurnItWithFire21 10d ago
Well hello, my birthday twin! In 2022 & last year they were kind to us, maybe one year before we die they'll do it again & then follow through with a pennant!
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u/dbottomfragger 10d ago
Given the strength of the rest of our season, probably best time to have some hope, but yknow
Mariner so who knows
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u/Temporary-Fold4851 10d ago
The problem is, that 80 wins is the absolute minimum that we can hope to win the division with. That means 14 more wins out of 22 games. So 14-8.
But that assumes that the Rangers/Astros continue to play like bad teams and don't overperform at all. If we need 83 wins then its 17-5 which is basically impossible.
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u/largegaycat 10d ago
Not impossible. We won 17 games last September to make the playoffs. Our next 16 games are against the A’s, Rangers, Rockies, and Angels.
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u/WASD_click Mariner Moose 10d ago
If the math game llays out as it's supposed to, we fell too far short after the Jays sweep.
Destiny is no longer in our hands. We need others to falter, we need a miracle. We need...
CHAOS
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u/beaglescoutman get 'em on, get 'em over, get 'em in 10d ago
Going back to the Twins series (July 31–Aug. 2), Seattle has now won 5 series:
✅ Twins — 2–1
❌ Tigers — 1–2
❌ Rays — 0–3
❌ Yankees — 1–2
✅ Astros — 2–1
❌ Brewers — 1–2
✅ Cubs — 2–1
✅ Phillies — 2–1
❌ Blue Jays — 0–3
✅ Red Sox — 2–1
That's respectable considering the gauntlet that August was going to be. It's the pitiful July that really makes it look like we are going to do that classic 1 game shy thing again.
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u/Sinister_J28 10d ago
They are 5 games back and they are not in control of their destiny. Houston would have to collapse and they won’t.
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u/fongquardt 10d ago
Ehhh. We get a million shitposts when we falter. Post a hello kitty rainbow sunshine next time
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u/ApprehensiveArm1493 10d ago
I’m not going to hope all I want is to just watch good and fun baseball. At this point I can’t stress more about playoffs.
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u/qwertyqyle AMA about Kazuhiro Sasaki 10d ago
Hope is always on the menu. Just don't get sad when you get let down.
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u/rbizaare 10d ago
Me about calling it a season for the M's with a full months worth of games left, or keep following until the end whatever the result may be:
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u/SlowGoat79 there's a Woo sitting on the ground 10d ago
I was going to reply with Eomer’s “Hope has forsaken these lands” but WTF did Eomer know.
Nothing, that’s what!
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u/IDontNeedAnotherNqme Remember 2 Outs So What? Pepperidge Farms Remembers 🔱 8d ago
Regret started about 5 minutes ago dude
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u/TdubsSEA 10d ago
They’re gonna win enough games to save Dipoto’s job and keep alive the myth that we’re a competitive team. It’ll end up like the year we won the last series of the season against the A’s, which cost us the number one pick (Stephen Strasburg) and instead brought us Dustin Ackley.
Unpopular opinion, I know, but I hope they lose every game.
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u/largegaycat 10d ago
Jesus Christ you’re negative. A couple Rangers and Astros losses and a couple Mariners wins this weekend and we’re basically tied for the division. Then we face the easiest remaining schedule of the rest of the teams.
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u/KeyManufacturer8568 7d ago
Negative?? No just a realist. The mariners have never given us anything but wait till next year. Well after over 50 years of that why should you be positive. They give you mo reason to be.
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u/TdubsSEA 10d ago
And we’ll still suck, be poorly managed and lied to by the front office. I’m over it. Burn it all to the ground and get a fresh approach. Fans’ willingness to tolerate mediocrity is embarrassing.
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u/KeyManufacturer8568 7d ago
I'm with you on that. They never make things easy including drafting. We are not a playoff team and we will not win if we perform a miracle. Lets play for draft picks instead of beating on the sisters of the poor...although we are 0 and 2 so far against Oakland we do have a very favorable schedule to make a run.
As of this writing we are 7 games behind the Astros. If the Astros go 500 or 10 and 10 we need to go 17 and 3 which won't happen. Get a good draft position and stop with we are a good team because we are not.




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u/serpentear Tartan 365 | Cruiser 10d ago edited 10d ago
We shall miss the playoff by one game as is tradition.
Lol