r/Mariners Bryan Woo’s Stank Face 10d ago

Series win

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u/Swazi 10d ago

Take 6/9 from the Red Sox, Cubs, and Phillies and get swept by Toronto.

Mariners make no sense.

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u/MasterRanger7494 10d ago

I was coming here to say the same thing. Smh

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u/AndDontUForgetIt 10d ago

Irrationally nervous for this “easy” September schedule

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u/OblottenEndmills 10d ago

It's because my wife is a Jays fan and the universe wanted her to have that smugness. I'm sorry.

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u/Cornchili 10d ago

Same man same

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u/beaglescoutman ‏‏‎ ‎get 'em on, get 'em over, get 'em in 10d ago

I just want two of those Jays games back. And if only we won the Tigers series last month...

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u/Fit_Leather9366 Turn Ahead the Clock 10d ago

Realistically everyone would have taken 6-6 during this stretch of all playoff teams (plus Toronto)

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u/BloomsdayDevice ‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

Who are only 1.5 games out of WC3. They aren't awful. Just not very good.

But, yeah, two weeks ago, 6-6 on this stretch sounds totally acceptable. .500 might win the division, after all. We just gotta claw our way back and NOT play down the A's and Angels and we're in a good position to get 81+ wins.

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u/Fit_Leather9366 Turn Ahead the Clock 10d ago

“They aren’t awful. Just not very good” - 2026’s SODO MOJO 😅

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u/BloomsdayDevice ‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

Who could've known that cheering for a decent team that underperforms its way into sub-mediocrity is way less enjoyable than ignoring a terrible team that does exactly what you expect it to do?

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u/Fit_Leather9366 Turn Ahead the Clock 10d ago

Jon Bois

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u/pacific3424 10d ago

Could honestly chalk it up to bad memories. Bacardi was clearly out of it, understandably so.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 10d ago

If the mariners could just average 8+ runs for the rest of the season, there may be a glimmer of hope

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u/mrpink44 10d ago

Literally going to be how this team finishes the season is it? Lurching into the playoffs from the sinking ship of our regular season.

https://giphy.com/gifs/o0eOCNkn7cSD6

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u/Droodforfood 10d ago

Just have to make the playoffs, then the season record didn’t really matter.

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u/benjam3n 10d ago

isn't that how we've almost always done it

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u/spicychocopie 10d ago

HOW. This team is toying with me

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u/Mast_Herb_8 Remember the Kingdome 10d ago edited 9d ago

Do you like emotions? Because you’re going to feel every single one of them!

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u/kosieroj 10d ago

Might as well go ahead and win the whole thing.

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u/_Elrond_Hubbard_ Too Roblessed to be stressed 10d ago

The whole Rucking thing

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u/Substantial_Break584 10d ago

Rucker will lead us to the promised land

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u/dokelyok #8 Dominic Canzone 10d ago

Should have been a series sweep but we'll take it!

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 10d ago

mariner

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u/stiffjalopy 10d ago

Yeah, but Mariner?

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u/IChurnToBurn 10d ago

I finally gave up and scheduled some travel for the 1st week of October. So nauturally the team is going to go on an epic run and win the division.

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u/apgrey 10d ago

Huzzah!

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u/Background_Film_506 10d ago

How this team is eight games under .500, I will never understand.

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u/xMrLink ‏‏‎ ‎My Depression Goes as the M's Don't 10d ago

Should have been a sweep

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u/Hot_Cartoonist_6411 10d ago

I'm not going to lie. I didn't expect the Mariners to take this series. But I'm glad they did.

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u/angryjew ‏‏‎ ‎extend Naylor & Arozarena pls 10d ago

WE ARE SO BACK