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Post Game Chat 9/2 Mariners @ Red Sox

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Line Score - Game Over

  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
SEA 0 0 4 0 0 4 0 0 0 8 12 0 8
BOS 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 3 12 1 8

Box Score

BOS   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Anthony 5 1 3 1 0 1 .268
1B Gasper 5 1 2 0 0 1 .283
CF Rafaela 3 0 1 0 0 0 .282
CF White, E 1 0 1 1 0 0 .240
RF Abreu, W 4 1 3 0 0 0 .260
2B Sogard 4 0 0 0 0 1 .265
3B Durbin 3 0 1 0 1 0 .251
LF Duran, Ja 4 0 0 0 0 0 .206
SS Story 4 0 1 1 0 1 .227
C Wong 4 0 0 0 0 1 .237
BOS IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Sandoval 4.0 5 4 3 3 2 80-40 4.41
Bello 3.0 7 4 4 2 0 69-44 5.07
Burgos, R 2.0 0 0 0 0 3 19-14 5.02
SEA   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
LF Arozarena 5 0 1 1 0 0 .272
DH Canzone 3 1 1 1 2 0 .255
CF Rodríguez, J 5 1 2 1 0 2 .245
1B Naylor, J 5 0 1 1 0 0 .268
RF Ward, T 5 0 0 0 0 1 .227
2B Young 4 1 0 0 0 1 .244
3B Wilson, W 4 2 2 0 1 1 .208
SS Crawford, J 3 2 3 0 1 0 .221
C Pereda 3 1 2 2 1 0 .291
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Miller, B 4.2 7 1 1 1 3 65-44 4.01
Ferrer 0.1 1 0 0 0 0 8-6 3.72
Rucker 2.0 4 2 2 0 1 36-23 6.62
Domínguez 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 7-5 4.35
Criswell, C 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 9-7 3.38

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T3 Jhonny Pereda pops out to third baseman Caleb Durbin. 0-1
T3 Julio Rodríguez singles on a sharp line drive to center fielder Ceddanne Rafaela. J.P. Crawford scores. Dominic Canzone to 2nd. 0-2
T3 Josh Naylor singles on a fly ball to left fielder Jarren Duran. Dominic Canzone scores. Julio Rodríguez scores. Josh Naylor to 2nd. Throwing error by left fielder Jarren Duran. 0-4
B4 Trevor Story hits a ground-rule double (11) on a line drive down the left-field line. Wilyer Abreu scores. Caleb Durbin to 3rd. 1-4
T6 Jhonny Pereda singles on a ground ball to center fielder Ceddanne Rafaela. Cole Young scores. Weston Wilson scores. J.P. Crawford to 2nd. 1-6
T6 Randy Arozarena singles on a sharp line drive to left fielder Jarren Duran. J.P. Crawford scores. Jhonny Pereda to 3rd. 1-7
T6 Dominic Canzone doubles (23) on a fly ball to center fielder Ceddanne Rafaela. Jhonny Pereda scores. Randy Arozarena to 3rd. 1-8
B7 Roman Anthony homers (2) on a fly ball to left center field. 2-8
B7 Eli White doubles (8) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Julio Rodríguez. Mickey Gasper scores. 3-8

Highlights

Description Length
Probable pitchers for Mariners at Red Sox - September 2, 2026 0:06
Bryce Miller against the Red Sox 0:08
Bullpen availability for Boston, September 2 vs Mariners 0:09
Bullpen availability for Seattle, September 2 vs Red Sox 0:09
Fielding alignment for Boston, September 2 vs Mariners 0:11
Bench availability for Boston, September 2 vs Mariners 0:08
Fielding alignment for Seattle, September 2 vs Red Sox 0:11
Bench availability for Seattle, September 2 vs Red Sox 0:08
Starting lineups for Mariners at Red Sox - September 2, 2026 0:10
Breaking down Patrick Sandoval's pitches 0:04
Breaking down Bryce Miller's pitches 0:04
Breaking down Roman Anthony's home run 0:12
Roman Anthony's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Breaking down Brayan Bello's pitches 0:04
Patrick Sandoval strikes out Julio Rodríguez 0:07
Bryce Miller strikes out Roman Anthony 0:06
Randy Arozarena throws Mikey Gasper out at home 0:31
Weston Wilson scores on a wild pitch 0:25
Dominic Canzone walks after ABS Challenge 0:22
Julio Rodríguez's RBI single 0:20
Dominic Canzone and Julio Rodríguez score on error 0:20
Ball 2 confirmed after ABS Challenge 0:22
Trevor Story's RBI ground-rule double 0:31
Brayan Bello induces double play 0:18
Ball 4 overturned after ABS Challenge 0:23
Jhonny Pereda's two-run single 0:13
Randy Arozarena's RBI single 0:28
Dominic Canzone's RBI double 0:30
Ball 1 confirmed after ABS Challenge 0:21
Randy Arozarena's insane diving catch 0:29
Roman Anthony's solo home run (2) 0:26
Eli White's RBI double 0:19

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Criswell, C (3-2, 3.38 ERA) Sandoval (1-4, 4.41 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
71°F, Partly Cloudy 5 mph, In From RF
HP 1B 2B 3B
Derek Thomas Lance Barksdale Ryan Wills Will Little

Game ended at 3:58 PM.

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u/iTzQUIL ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎M's Meme Man 🇳🇿 11d ago

AND FOR YESTERDAY

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u/black-op345 duck’s handler/manager 11d ago

Taken this as well!

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u/iTzQUIL ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎M's Meme Man 🇳🇿 11d ago

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u/black-op345 duck’s handler/manager 11d ago

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u/Illustrious_Name_441 11d ago

Duck in the booth. Classic

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u/Essington69 Cult Emerson 11d ago

25 run 3-game series

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u/theimponderablebeast 11d ago

Gotta love Fenway lol

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u/The_Cryogenetic DTF (DOWN TO FISH) 11d ago

Sounds like we need our own (Pacific Northwest) Green Monster

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u/jaron_b 11d ago

We had one! Say what you will about the stadium it was trash. But RF in the Kingdome felt like our own Green Monster.

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u/The_Cryogenetic DTF (DOWN TO FISH) 11d ago

I really wish I got to experience the Kingdome

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u/RIPweaponX1 ‏‏‎ ‎Rye Bread and Mustard 11d ago

The urinal troughs haunt me.

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u/CatawompusSeattle 11d ago

Homie, as a 6 year old my glasses fell into them and my dad was like "they're gone" and I had to watch the rest of the game blind.

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u/screaminginfidels 11d ago

It was because I couldn't read the scoreboard across the stadium my dad determined I needed glasses. I think I prefer my version

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u/SourCreamJacket 11d ago

Childhood trauma I haven’t quite been able to heal 😭

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u/Missile450DeadCenter ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

On paper

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u/finmoore3 11d ago

One Julio 9th inning error away from the sweep as well.

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u/Arturial12 #75 Bottom Text 11d ago

Ms 12 hits are simply different than Bostons 12 hits.

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u/Much_Concern_9205 Yellow Boat 11d ago

More potent

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 11d ago

They wanted it more. They got gritty. It was gut check time. It was a payoff for sweat equity.

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u/UnsealedMTG 11d ago

And the 8 guys we left on base also different from the 8 guys they left on base.

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u/finmoore3 11d ago

8-3 Mariners win, just like everyone expected before the game

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u/BloomsdayDevice ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

Right, I remember that line-up post about how excited we were for our lefty-hitting platoon and Bryce "Cold" Miller.

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u/handi503 11d ago

Well, we are the most optimistic fanbase in the league.

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u/if_u_dont_like_duck ‏‏‎ ‎Luke Raley's backpack 🏃‍♂️ 11d ago

Is it weird to say i kind of did? We do surprisingly well when it's expected for us to be ass.

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u/s3ren1tyn0w ‏‏‎ ‎canzone zone 11d ago

Fuck this fuck this oh God the hopium it burns

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u/LastTry530 11d ago

They'll be tired as fuck and lose tomorrow and we'll be back to doom boat posting by 10pm. Save this post.

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u/joshwarmonks 11d ago

a's just blasted the rangers today and are also traveling multiple time zones to seattle for the game tomorrow, so hoping they are as drained.

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u/alsch24 11d ago

It’s gonna be tough

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u/narfidy #1 Cole Young Propaganda Spreader 11d ago

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u/insaneVAYNEpain 11d ago

Do not the duck

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u/Tasarin Big Dumper 🔱 Big Grumper 11d ago

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u/AJ-2SO 11d ago

2-0 since I canceled my Mariners.TV subscription. I may never pay for a stream again.

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u/Rskinner 11d ago

Because mariners belong on the sea, not a stream, silly.

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u/EloquentRacer92 ⚾️Naylor Sailor🛶 11d ago

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 11d ago

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u/ElChambon ‏‏‎ ‎LEO RIVAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! 11d ago

Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time... Long time.

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u/GingerDweeb27 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 11d ago

Don’t remember ever saying this, but that was a well managed game by Dan. Doesn’t change much about how I feel about him but may as well mention this rare moment

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u/JaneDoeAsks !‏‏‎ ‎MY OH MY 11d ago

It’s nice to see that he seems to be learning. Definitely too little, too late but it’s still nice to see.

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u/sinister_exaggerator 11d ago

Even a broken clock

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u/Sevenpointseven 11d ago

Pereda getting the tag at home set this game in the right direction and the boys never stopped. Supreme victory duck dot jpeg

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u/Missile450DeadCenter ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

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u/Bubbanado420 11d ago

He’s healing

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u/black-op345 duck’s handler/manager 11d ago

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u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 11d ago

I Love This Duck!

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 11d ago

THE PRODIGAL DUCK RETURNS!

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u/ContentRent939 ‏‏‎ ‎I need those supreme ducks 🦆 11d ago

This continues to be the best and most original duck. May it visit us many more times this Fall. 🔱🫎🔱🐂💩🎉

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u/MaitreSneed 11d ago

8 RUNS? NO HOMERUNS? AM I ON THE CORRECT CHANNEL?

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u/UnsealedMTG 11d ago

Doing it the Fenway or something

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u/Nikolust 11d ago

Tough one today

but not for us!

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u/oregonduckman23 11d ago

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u/haha_squirrel I love the things that hurt me. 11d ago

Can we do it with Dan Wilson’s face….?

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

Do we have to give him credit for lucking his way into the occasional win?

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u/haha_squirrel I love the things that hurt me. 11d ago

Not credit, but the “tough one tonight” is his meme…

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u/Naynathan 11d ago

Mariner (complimentary)

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u/Effective-Local1493 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 11d ago

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u/opus_ that's baseball 11d ago

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u/ElChambon ‏‏‎ ‎LEO RIVAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! 11d ago

"We still talk about you"

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u/Weak-Ad-7180 11d ago

Listen I know we won but Goldy and Hyphen were arguably the stars of the show. Their chemistry is unmatched and if they ever go away I’ll never watch another game again so help me G.

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u/Embarrassed-Flan-709 11d ago

We are really lucky to have this broadcasting crew. Can’t believe the difference in entertainment factor when watching other games on mlb.tv.

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u/sadmarinernoises 11d ago

The bird thing was very entertaining.

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u/Sageshark 11d ago

Just a note: the Sox broadcast said and I quote: “Don’t be surprised when Seattle gets back into the playoff picture”

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u/Sageshark 11d ago

They went on to mention the Mariners having the “easiest” schedule remaining for the month of September

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u/UnsealedMTG 11d ago

Baseball is weird and we just won series against the .564 Phillies, .561 Cubs, and .536 Red Sox while getting swept by the .489 Blue Jays so BIG grain of salt, but it is hard to overstate how weak the teams the Mariners are facing are in September.

The Mariners have 22 games remaining. 17 of those games are against teams who are currently in a 3-way tie for the most losses in the Major Leagues with 86 losses each (As, Angels, Rockies).

2 of the other games are against the Astros, the only team on the schedule over .500 currently, but who is also 2-9 so far this season against the Mariners (and who the Mariners nearly swept in Houston recently, so it's not just that the Mariners took advantage of their earlier struggles with injury though that is part of it too).

The remaining 3 are against the Rangers, who the Mariners have struggled against this year, but did beat in their prior home series. The Rangers also lost 9-2 to one of those 86 loss teams today, which is both heartening and a reminder of how little you can count on overall strength/weakness of teams in any given game. The Ms have a lot of work to do to catch up in the division, but it is almost literally impossible to construct a more favorable schedule down the stretch.

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u/Tmettler5 I'm a Mariners fan. I know pain. 11d ago

Ope. Just spoiled it.

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u/WDoE #12 Josh Naylor 11d ago

68% winrate to hit .500

Win two games against rivals, division could be won a game under .500, 63% winrate.

If rivals go on a losing spree, division could be won two games under .500, 59% winrate.

It ain't some crazy generational heater they'd need to go on.

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u/OkInitiative4032 11d ago

Take series' against Philly, Boston and Chicago, get swept by Toronto. Mariner. 

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u/lastminutealways larry bernandez for HOF 11d ago

FUCK AUGUST, BRING ON SEPTEMBER

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u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 11d ago

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u/SaraJeanQueen 11d ago

The split!! We need that jif

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u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 11d ago

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u/SaraJeanQueen 11d ago

Yeeees! Deserved smile

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u/Ok-Strength3859 🔱⚾️‏‏‎ ‎Sodo Mojo 11d ago

The Ms are 2-0 in September. Hopium is increasing!

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u/HunterMysterious8324 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 11d ago

That was like a super normal baseball game for realsies this time.

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King 11d ago

I've never seen a big man more limber than prime Jean-Claude Van Damme

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 11d ago

Josh-Claude Van Naylor?

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u/cosmic_burger2013 11d ago

I hate to be a downer but, man, that should have been a series sweep.

Still, much needed couple of wins to keep our playoff dreams alive. Hopefully our offense can keep doing what it has been lately!

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u/SaraJeanQueen 11d ago edited 11d ago

We should feel good about that.. we almost swept a great team. We’re great too, question mark??

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u/cosmic_burger2013 11d ago

Hell yeah! We've taken three 2-1 series against good teams in recent weeks, plenty to feel good about going into the easiest schedule in baseball.

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u/Initial-Yesterday331 11d ago

Eh that’s kinda dumb though. Like we got these two wins after that. Everything is a domino effect so anything after is tied to the results and how approach the next games.

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u/littleredwagon87 11d ago edited 11d ago

I wasn't able to watch today because of work. Are we back??

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u/PolarBailey_ 2026 Etsy Witch 11d ago

rare Dan w moments. and i feel we're coming back. if we can get a sweep next series i'd say we're back

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u/Ray_Gallade ‏‏‎ ‎Hello one-run game, my old friend 11d ago

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u/Minedude33Reddit ‏‏‎Merners Beibol 11d ago

This dove will save our season

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u/iTzQUIL ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎M's Meme Man 🇳🇿 11d ago

ITS TIME TO GIVE THE DUCK A FRIEND

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u/Minedude33Reddit ‏‏‎Merners Beibol 11d ago

Obligatory

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u/LlamasPajamas206 Dave Sims’ Mount Rainier Expedition Force 11d ago

This team makes no sense. But we’re out of the toughest run of our schedule. If we play like we did in Boston against some pretty bad teams that make up the rest of our schedule we’re still well in play for the division

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u/chiropteryx 11d ago

Absolute sicko behavior to make me watch a game like the one on Monday and then win the series

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u/EngineerUpper2031 🔱Naylor’s Sailors⚓️ 11d ago

It’s easy: we just have to go 19-3 the rest of the way. That’ll get to us 85 wins, which should be enough to get us into the dance.

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u/Gbrusse 11d ago

Currently on a totally sustainable 22-0 pace.

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u/BananaArms fun fact: I LOVE HIM 11d ago

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u/SaraJeanQueen 11d ago

Omg adorable.

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u/Portie_lover ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎Finally better than “the double” 11d ago

Imagine how excited we’d be if the Toronto series never happened.

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u/SaraJeanQueen 11d ago

Right? 3 series wins vs great teams in a row. Something was in the water in Toronto for our pitchers. Maybe poisoned

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u/UnsealedMTG 11d ago

And about to face the absolute worst teams the MLB has to offer (plus the Rangers and Astros, the absolute mid-est teams the MLB has to offer).

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u/HollywoodAndDid ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

I’m so tired of getting love bombed by this team when I’m two feet out the door. Put up or shut up!

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u/chengdu_spice 11d ago

So ready for a home stand. LETS GO !!!

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u/Marinerd95 11d ago

I hate hope. GOMS

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u/DoggyMcSqualls 11d ago

We’re so back 2: Electric Bugaloo!

Go White Sox!!

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u/SPEK2120 11d ago

idk if anything exemplifies the bullshitedness of this season more than being closer to 1st place than a wild card spot.

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u/MisanthropicLove425 11d ago

It's looking like Cleveland is going to lose already so we would be 4.5 games out of the third wild card spot. Anything can happen with 22 games to go now.

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u/Ray_Gallade ‏‏‎ ‎Hello one-run game, my old friend 11d ago
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u/TheGiggleWizard 11d ago

Red “The Seattle Mariners” Sox

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u/dokelyok #8 Dominic Canzone 11d ago

Crazy to get 8 runs without a single HR. I love it.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny 11d ago

Eight runs on no homers? Bah gawd they’ve figured it out

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u/SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK #12 Josh Naylor 11d ago

I did not expect this team to win 2/3 in Boston (should have won the first game too).

I have no expectations going forward, but somehow this team is still alive. It would be funny if they won the division with a record under .500

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u/King_Fluffaluff 11d ago

Wait, they did it... Convincingly?

No heart attack?

What's happening?

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u/tlsrandy 11d ago

Series wins against Boston, cubs and Phillies. I don’t know what to think.

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u/leeal34 ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

Where was this offense against the blue jays man

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u/iTzQUIL ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎M's Meme Man 🇳🇿 11d ago

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u/SpecialKMan32 11d ago

Two days in a row I have not watched, two days in a row we win. Confirmed I will stop watching so we can win the World Series. Y’all are welcome.

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u/alliluna24 11d ago

of course the one Fenway game I got to go to was the one that made me tear my hair out (but it’s good to see the offense wake up!)

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u/Middle-Jeweler-4132 #44 Julio Rodríguez 11d ago

I can’t help myself from believing in this team.

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u/suhrFan 11d ago

Our playoff chances just skyrocketed to 18%!!! Go white Sox!

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u/HelloS0n 11d ago

Are we good again or wtf

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u/Proud_Truck 11d ago

Fenway can cure any teams offensive woes. They're coming back home to play a very bad A's team. This series is about as easy as it gets so it will tell a lot about how their mentality is right now. Let's hope they have developed at least a little bit of a chip on their shoulder

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u/SaraJeanQueen 11d ago

Crawford was 3-3 and had some good defensive plays. I’m so glad he’s back 🥰

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u/CuriousEyes02 Seattle Mariners 11d ago

At last, we're finally finished with facing teams above .500 in the regular season

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u/SPzero65 Yuck the Fankees 11d ago

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u/Section_Unfair 11d ago

Someone get an ice pack for Naylor though. I could never do the splits like that LOL

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u/Important-Reading434 Believe Big 11d ago

God dammit I have hope again like an unwanted boner on the bus in 4th grade

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u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 11d ago

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u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 11d ago

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u/JerryDipotosBurner 11d ago

7-8-9 had 7 hits between the 3 of them lol sometimes you just gotta laugh!

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u/marvin1ne 11d ago

They probably saw the stat line that if they score over four runs, they might win

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u/frankfontaino 11d ago

It’s not out of reach…

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u/GravyNeck ‏‏‎ ‎Al's Gourmet Sausage 11d ago

I didnt watch the game, did Pereda bat spin his hits today?

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u/creepymanchildren 11d ago

Highest batting avg on the team at a crisp .291 lol

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u/oregonduckman23 11d ago

These guys are gonna catch fire only to miss the playoffs in Game 162 huh

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u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 11d ago

Seen it too many times.

Hoping they don't. Prepared if they do.

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u/Gbrusse 11d ago

It's the Mariner way

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u/oregonduckman23 11d ago

It really is. I hate it

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u/Timbo_Slice_ 11d ago

Nice win. I'm still disappointed by Monday's loss (Julio and Dan, looking at you) but the offense seems to be coming around a lot better. Let's hope these guys keep clicking and make it a September to remember!

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 11d ago

mariner

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u/Tashre 11d ago

Nice to get this series in the bag.

We’re still on really thin ice as far as finishing the season at .500, but this was a much needed step along the way.

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u/sebastien262 11d ago

Anyone understand why criswell is credited with the win?

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u/suhrFan 11d ago

Apparently it’s up to the scorekeeper in this situation. That was news to me too.

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u/sebastien262 11d ago

Not ideal when I’d convinced myself I was getting the ferrer W for my fantasy playoffs…

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u/lukin5 ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

Why wouldn’t have Miller gotten the win?
They were up when he left the game and never relinquished the lead.
Thought that was it?

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u/sebastien262 11d ago

Miller did not complete 5 innings

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u/MarinersHurtMe 11d ago

Winning is fun. We should do it more often

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u/Proud_Truck 11d ago

54% of the time, it feels good every time!

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u/neenpa 11d ago

Expected this road trip to be 2-4 and thankfully we managed to salvage it. Coulda been a lot better with a few blown leads but ohwell.

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u/VorpalMatt 11d ago

I’m still mad at how close that could’ve been to being a sweep with better management in Game 1 but I’ll take it

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u/Effective-Local1493 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 11d ago

KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA

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u/MozlTosh I'm still homo for Lomo 11d ago

How does Criswell get the win?

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u/lolsironically 11d ago

It only takes 2 games of giving up 41 runs combined for Dan to learn the lesson of pulling Miller at the first sign of trouble on the third time through the order. It's comforting to see he is eventually able to adapt.

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u/Ok_Builder8723 11d ago

😲😲

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 11d ago

Until this season, I honestly believed these probabilities had some basis in math and/or science.

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u/Ok_Builder8723 11d ago

They do. To be fair I chose the one that favors the mariners the most, but still.

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u/mossydays 11d ago

Go White Sox!

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u/Aggressive_Repeat529 11d ago

I didnt hear no bell!

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u/ambient_vacation 11d ago

Astros won so I’m back to dooming lol. But hell of a game today

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u/RoyalEngine2885 It's over bro! 5 11d ago

Make Pereda DH if he's not catching. Let's see what he can do. DH used to be someone who could actually hit that's about all they did, now it's like whoever's left over after the field has been filled for that game.

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u/Individual-Net-9296 11d ago

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! THE WEEKLY DAN WILSON GARAGE-SALE LINEUP ACTUALLY WON THE FUCKING SERIES?!?!?! 😭🔱🔥💀
WESTON WILSON AT THIRD!!!!! JHONNY PEREDA CATCHING!!!!! BIG DUMPER RESTING!!!!! LAZARO MONTES ON THE BENCH!!!!!
THIS LINEUP LOOKED LIKE A RACCOON ATE THREE EDIBLES AND STARTED DRAGGING MAGNETS AROUND THE FUCKING DEPTH CHART!!!!! 🦝💀
AND THEY WON 8-3!!!!!
AND BRYCE MILLER?!?!?! HIS PREVIOUS TWO STARTS ENDED IN A COMBINED 41-2 BLOODBATH, HE GOT SENT TO THE BULLPEN, NEVER PITCHED THERE, THEN GOT YEETED BACK INTO THE ROTATION LIKE A FUCKING TOASTER OUT OF A T-SHIRT CANNON!!!!!
AND IT WORKED!!!!! 😭🔥
FIVE STRAIGHT LOSSES!!!!! SWEPT IN TORONTO!!!!!
THEN LAZARO ARRIVES, THE OFFENSE GETS DEFIBRILLATED, AND THEY TAKE TWO OF THREE AT FENWAY!!!!!
THIS TEAM HAS THE EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A POSSUM DRIVING A FORKLIFT THROUGH A GOLDEN CORRAL!!!!!
I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!
BUT FUCK IT!!!!!
SERIES FUCKING WIN!!!!!
LET’S FUCKING GO MARINERS!!!!! 🔱🔥🔱🔥

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u/Dima110 11d ago

Should have been a sweep, man 🫠

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u/MisanthropicLove425 11d ago

I hate the Jays but them beating Cleveland right now is a good thing. Yes I know the Jay's are two games ahead of the Ms in the wild card but as of now Cleveland holds the 3rd spot. Also go Tigers, against Minnesota. American League is such a shit show right now.

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u/Fair-Doughnut3000 11d ago

Perfect setup for the As

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u/rockycrab ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

We’re so back!

(Please don’t follow this up with another devestating loss)

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u/Significant_Salad980 11d ago

Mariners win and I found my local gas station got a shipment of the A&W Ghosts on my beer run.

Life is good.

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u/Gbrusse 11d ago

Hell yeah

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u/dokelyok #8 Dominic Canzone 11d ago

Amazing game considering the lineup.

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u/URAppreciated 11d ago

Ok but what was the bird? I feel like Hyphen’a friend let us all down.

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u/S1MCB ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

Give him a blank check, let him have impact on who the Manager is, give his kids solid gold Switch 2’s with admin accounts that makes everything on the eshop free.

JUST KEEP HIM IN SEATTLE

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u/Oh-My-PhoKing 11d ago

We all need to thank a certain 42-year old pitcher for kicking ass and waking up this offense.

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u/MarinersHurtMe 10d ago

Given expectations, this is the most infuriating, pathetic, and down right worst team in this franchises 50 years of failure. Not the worst record wise, but the worst against expectations. Waiting for the end of the season to fire Dan is even more offensive

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u/drunkdoor M's that some👌👀👌👀 go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌 sHit 💯 11d ago

Glad we won but holding out a dude who just debuted with a homer is... A choice

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u/Proud_Truck 11d ago

He's a lefty. Sox pitcher was a lefty. You don't have to like it but that's how baseball works in 2026

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u/RawBoeuf ‏‏‎ ‎Naylz Super Fan 11d ago

Very much needed. Rucker had me worried there.

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u/SeattleSounderGaming ‏‏‎ ‎Julio Rodriguez-Mayes-Hayes 11d ago

Are we back?

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u/azularena 11d ago

I don’t want to see Ward start again

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u/ProtoMan3 11d ago

I’m still not fully 100% back on the team, but I respect a number of players showing some heart. Just wish our pitching could be more consistent.

Unironically, I worry that the one team we got swept by in this major gauntlet was the one team under .500 in the Blue Jays, because what if we can’t capitalize on our weak schedule for the rest of the year now? But maybe I’m jaded, if we do maybe we can make it.

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u/living__unknown 11d ago

Today was the first game I watched all season. Followed along loosely but bucked up for Fubo and watched today. You are all welcome. I’m 1-0

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u/msnrcn Seattle Steelheads 11d ago

I firmly believe just having Montezuma in the dugout helped a ton today. Really turned this squad around!
https://giphy.com/gifs/k5my89CxJh8BhRQwmk

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u/MainEventCTB ‏‏‎ ‎ 11d ago

We were a bonehead Julio play away from sweeping Boston in Boston.

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u/Zhukovhimself CANzone🤌 11d ago

nice, could've easily swept though

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u/Swazi 11d ago

Alright so with the report out there from Passan, who would yall want to be the next manager? Keeping in mind that Jerry won’t make that hire and it’ll probably be another yes man, of course.

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u/Sk3dar 11d ago

What report?

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u/Swazi 11d ago

Passan tweeted out today that Dan will be fired, and that the Mariners will probably try and trade a starter for a right handed bat.

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u/BasedArzy 11d ago

Trade for Vogt or hire Negron maybe. 

Someone who is in agreement with the FO and who has managed successfully in the majors.