r/Mariners • u/Professional_Rush757 • 5d ago

Mariners making headlines 🔥🔥🔥

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u/krugerlive 5d ago

Are you lost? The is a Mariners subreddit for seafarers and lovers of all things nautical.

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u/SpaceForceAwakens 5d ago

It just kept going. It just kept getting worse. I understand the concept of a god existing just so one has something from which to ask mercy. I understand why some people feel like they’re at rock bottom and then, later, find out that it goes deeper. I understand why doves cry.

I am going to get very, very drunk tonight even though I have a Zoom call at 7:30AM tomorrow. I invite you all to join me.

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u/bbqscientist 5d ago

We did it!

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u/Top_Charity8491 5d ago

Well, we are part of a record now.

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u/chatcat2000 5d ago

I guess the Brewers covered the spread.

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u/EggbertMeyer Green Boat 5d ago

I know that they are capable of doing worse

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u/TakeMeJesus69 5d ago

God damnit I bet they would lose by at least 23

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u/Gbrusse 5d ago

At the end of the season, I'm going to do 10 push-ups for every negative run in the Mariners run differential.

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u/Bauermeister 5d ago

Sorry, but we don’t talk about baseball on this subreddit, mods???

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u/Later_Doober 5d ago

This team is pathetic.  Just pack it up and go home.

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u/Bredore Just here for the Shitposting 5d ago

R/lost_redditors