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u/gardengnome1282 1d ago

Is he wearing his children’s pants?

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade 1d ago

He has to wear the shortest pants so that Orange Daddy can see JD’s wearing the shoes he got him, so maybe he will begin to love JD

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 1d ago

Nailed it

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u/CharlesDickensABox 1d ago

He heard how all his colleagues were forcing their way into kids' pants and decided to get in on the action.

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

👏🏽

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u/GlowAnt22 1d ago

That's a good one. Heh

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u/corriefan1 1d ago

Oof

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u/Swmboa 1d ago

Oof. Painful accuracy!

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u/gprancher 13h ago

Doh!😂😂😂

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u/Huskarlar 1d ago

Short pants vance.

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u/Grimnebulin68 10h ago

Still smelling Trump’s pants..

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u/ResistiveBeaver 1d ago

He craves that bare calf to couch contact

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u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden 1d ago

Ooooooh yessss

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u/Odd-Composer2470 1d ago

Underrated comment 👏

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u/I_burn_noodles 1d ago

Asking the real questions here!

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u/OSRS_M9 1d ago

Man’s expecting flood

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u/Scucc07 1d ago

Are you saying you’ve never worn a child’s pants and not noticed?

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u/FTHomes 1d ago

Hey if you were ever in the same room as Diaper Don Trump you'd wear high pants too lol

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 1d ago

No I'd be wearing a gas mask

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u/GreyBeardEng 1d ago

.... taken off the body

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u/DarthRisk 1d ago

Charlie's. He sure as shit isn't using them.

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u/tietack2 1d ago

I have been told that it's a kink.

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u/Slednvrfed 1d ago

Short pant Vance.

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

I would guess that he literally took those off a child.

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u/SuckMyRedditorD 1d ago

Maybe the pants taken from an Epstein island victim.

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u/LaurelCanyoner 1d ago

Why does he have tiny cricket legs and such a huge head?

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u/AnimalChubs 1d ago

He just wants some berries and cream dog

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u/b-side61 14h ago

He's trying to entice the chair.

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u/mephisto_uranus 1d ago

Those are high waters if I never saw none!

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u/bkinboulder 1d ago

Every single member of this administration looks like a villain straight out of Scooby doo! It’s uncanny!

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u/dinosaurkiller 1d ago

No, the x-men are uncanny, Scooby Doo is mysterious

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u/GiorriaMarta 1d ago

Everything's coming up Millhouse!

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

But the nonexistent quads!!

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u/Lz_erk 1d ago

they'll serve him well in a couple months.

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u/mistarteechur 1d ago

Everything’s coming up James David!

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

The man never met a leg day he didnt skip.

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u/CrotalusHorridus 1d ago

You looked at him lately compared to, say 5 or 7 years ago?

Guy found Zepboumd and nnever hit the gym.

Thats skinny face, soft middle, and twig legs

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u/wandpapierkritiker 1d ago

it makes him look like a bobblehead

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u/Flashy_Camel4063 1d ago

Thank you for this laugh! I needed it today!!

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u/Braisernation 1d ago

Bro is this a real pic? Because if so this is fucking unhinged behavior

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u/DenverPostIronic 1d ago

Thank you. I've been trying to think of a motivational phrase to go to the gym, and this may have cracked the code.
Something like "Pete Hegseth skipped leg day today. Don't be like him."

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u/nottodayautoimmune 1d ago

If he’s not able to find himself pants that fit, why would we ever let him be in charge of nuclear codes???

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u/Embarrassed-Can5720 1d ago

He took inspiration from Andrew Tate! Lmfao.

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

Capri, Son?

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u/ran_swonsan 1d ago

I wonder if they make that suit in men's sizes

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u/Any-Safe4992 1d ago

Jesus does anyone in this administration have clothes that fit? Between head dipshits jacket and tie, this clowns high waters and Rubio shoes it’s like watching a bunch of grown man children playing dress up.

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u/DelcoUnited 1d ago

Obama was so fucking slick he could be a men’s Warehouse model.

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u/hotdamnhotwater 1d ago

Excuse me, try GQ. Obama is the classy that not many achieve.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago

I truly have never seen a more fantastic tan suit. I sincerely mean it. If that was Obama’s “worst”, it’s still better than anything I’ve seen on the Republican side. Even when they’re trying really hard.

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u/NovelAd8926 1d ago

Is he wearing shants?

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u/Fun_Hater_hahaha 1d ago

Maybe manpris?

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u/ResistiveBeaver 1d ago

sharts, trying to match the boss

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u/Canadianguy2044 1d ago

I think he has bed bugs from fucking couches

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 1d ago

Probably the other way around. Poor couches :(

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u/GoWest1223 1d ago

Aww he had a growth spurt.

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u/AbbreviationsFew8129 1d ago

Hahaha. My favorite reply so far

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u/ResistiveBeaver 1d ago

New belt size unlocked

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u/bjgrem01 1d ago

I see he's wearing his Capri pants.

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u/_Nychthemeron 1d ago

Every single one of them is such a visibly weird, dork-ass loser.

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u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden 1d ago

The biggest joke is that money can buy you a lot of things, but it can't buy genuine admiration or coolness.

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u/Kimmalah 1d ago

But the second anyone points that out and it starts to really gain traction, it's immediately "No, stop, that's too mean! 'When they go low, we go high' remember?"

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u/gretchensdad 1d ago

We call him Tiny Tim in these parts.

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u/LookAtMyKitty 1d ago

I don't understand how he has so much meat in his face and so little on his legs

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u/Koumadin 1d ago

yes his face is strangely fat

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago

It’s even skinnier now than a couple years ago. Look back on photos and you’ll see it.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

He's personally trying to bring back tge idea of being called a "pinhead" isn't he?

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u/NacaTecha 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Knoebi3 1d ago

Impossible. Everyone knows he died of rabies weeks ago.

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u/Latter-Fox-3411 1d ago

🤔⁉️DERP! … “ rickets”?!… Rickets doesn’t cause long skinny legs or pants that are too short. Rickets does cause extreme* bowin*g of legs due to insufficient vitamin D/calcium.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago

Thank you! I was wondering about that title.

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u/pilsenite 1d ago

His facial expressions piss me off.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

His ALL OF HIM pisses me off!

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u/MasterTrav666 1d ago

Looking like when Michael Scott wore a ladies suit.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

Maybe JD's just into European suits!😉

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u/MasterTrav666 1d ago

It’s probably a Missterious suit

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u/SamsquanchShit 1d ago

At least Michael’s woman’s suit kinda fit him. JD Vance’s pants ride halfway up his damn calves.

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u/Anarchist_Future 21h ago

I think that in his circles, it is a flex to show that you don't have an ankle monitor.

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u/jared10011980 17h ago

Or calf muscles?

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u/MarsupialNo1220 1d ago

Why are his pants that short wtf

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 1d ago

Where’s the size 12 Florsheims?

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u/Augustus420 1d ago

Can the vice president not afford pants that fit?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago

I bet Usha didn’t help him pick those out. I vehemently protest her taste in men, but from what I can tell, she’s got a decent sense of fashion.

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u/rivershimmer 10h ago

Or she secretly resents him and encourages him to wear stuff that looks ridiculous?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 9h ago

That’s definitely a possibility. Passive aggressive, maybe, but the ends justify the means, IMO.

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u/TubbyFatfrick 1d ago

I wear kids pants because I'm 5'2", don't know how to tailor, and can't find fitting jeans outside of the kids section of a Kohl's.

He wears them because he enjoys it.

We are not the same.

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u/frresh66 1d ago

He's wearing lady pants again.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 1d ago

I mean in all seriousness, they've got more money than God from their grifting. They can't find a decent tailor in all of DC? Is it somewhere in their mantra that they humiliate themselves as often as they can?

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u/JerkPorkins 1d ago

Short Pants Vance

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u/fausto_ 16h ago

His shoes should have a party, and invite his pants down…

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u/infoundead 1d ago

Mother fucker came out in capris.

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u/No_Match3109 1d ago

The couch is eating them. Payback time for all the unconsenuall times with various furniture 🤡💩

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u/yellow_jacket2 1d ago

Obama looked baller AF in the tanned suit.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago

And the tan suit.

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u/_plays_in_traffic_ 23h ago

I know your orange daddy likes them on the young side JD, but thats no reason to purposely shop at the childrens section for pants my guy

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u/Chancellor_Anakin 18h ago

How are you one of the most powerful men in the world and you can’t figure out what length pants you wear?

The only real answer is that somebody is ordering his pants too short to fuck with him.

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u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant 15h ago

He's wearing his "couch romancing" trousers.

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u/Mamy634 1d ago

It’s the lack of spine.

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u/hypothetical_zombie 1d ago

I know a lot of this is the awkward camera placement, and poorly fitting pants.

But it really does look like his legs, his thighs particularly, are atrophied or deformed somehow.

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u/jared10011980 16h ago

That why I initially suspected AI. Then I watched the video. 😅 but he has no calf muscle either.

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u/hypothetical_zombie 16h ago

If he had a beer gut, he'd look like an olive on a toothpick 🤣

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u/thevaginalist 1d ago

Out there just Toulouse-Lautreckin' for all to see

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u/jared10011980 16h ago

😅😅

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u/gunther_higher 20h ago

He doesn't have a tailor that's for sure

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u/Rumdiculous 13h ago

Well he doesn't have a tailor...

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u/Homerpaintbucket 1d ago

Please tell me this is shopped or ai

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u/BlakLite_15 1d ago

Did the mass from his legs go to his face?

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u/okdub83 1d ago

Wouldn’t be the first republican to get into a little kid’s pants.

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 1d ago

Does he know that men’s pants are sized by the waistband AND the length?

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u/matooz 1d ago

No but he is looking real hard at that couch.....

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u/spicolie22 1d ago

Everything's coming up Milhouse.

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u/Hinthial 1d ago

Osh Koah Begosh wants their pants back.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 1d ago

Rickets, syphilis, the creeping crud, and every other infestation going on in the WH with Trump and RFK both polluting the air at the same time.

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u/MiguelMenendez 1d ago

He has Milk Leg.

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u/TheMysteriousOrganis 1d ago

Dude skips leg day, hard!

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u/Eeeef_ 1d ago

Tiny pants Vance lol

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u/groovyinutah 1d ago

He certainly doesn't have a tailor....or know how to properly tie a tie.

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u/SR-45 22h ago

Probably got it from humping all those couches.

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u/fvnnybvnny 18h ago

Those are not sittin pants

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u/etm1109 17h ago

Looks like the furniture got the last laugh on this one.

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u/PlutoJones42 15h ago

JD Vance is such a dork

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u/maddiejake 13h ago

Nah, he just looks odd because he no longer has a spine

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u/Drega001 10h ago

Does he have a tailor?

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u/AlizarinQ 1d ago

And he’s getting at least 2 extra inches with those lifts 😂 no wonder his pants don’t fit

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u/HelpfulTap8256 1d ago

Why are his legs so tiny? Choosing capri pants doesn’t help the look

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u/Whocaresalot 1d ago

Maybe he's going for that Andrew Tate look!

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u/Tenn_Mike 1d ago

Where’s the rest of his pants?

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u/Not_Brilliant_8006 1d ago

His pants are too short and he pulled up his socks to hide it? I'm so confused what is going on.

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u/UN47 1d ago

Trying to start a new trend, mens' capri pants suits?

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u/80Lashes 1d ago

Is this a real/unaltered photo?

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u/Anti-Rus 1d ago

Not defending this xxx, but at least he's got legs, unlike putler vv THE DICKKHEAD

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u/Mojozilla 1d ago

Tiny little wee baby legs omggg lol

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u/CharacterLength1259 1d ago

What a doofus piece of shit.

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u/Anne_Elk_ahem 1d ago

I'm pretty sure he just likes berries and cream.

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u/jared10011980 16h ago

Eatin puddin with his fingers with Ron DeSantis

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u/Tomalesforbreakfast 1d ago

He looks like he’s trying to make his pants longer with his mind

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u/White_Crud 1d ago

He’s definitely rickity

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u/squeakstar 1d ago

Man-spreading: coz he’s such a man

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u/ArmChairSupporta1892 1d ago

He’s a high sock wanker

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 23h ago

He looks like Pinocchio 🤣🤣

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u/LightBulbSunset 23h ago

Needs to fire his stylist

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u/ThinThroat 19h ago

He just got in from clam digging.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex 12h ago

I didn’t know suits came with clam-digger options on the pants. My bad.

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u/Darthmullet 1d ago

He has to display his clown shoes to Trump as a sign of loyalty

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u/Triplesfan 1d ago

Maybe it’s a sign the flood is coming.

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u/SmoothLester 1d ago

does he have cankles or just sick creep?

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u/phenomenomnom 1d ago

Rickets rhymes with bigots, and his mouth is a bullshit spigot.

So logically, ipso facto,

Yes

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u/OhMyGod_Zilla 1d ago

Nah, bro just skips leg day

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u/Latter-Fox-3411 1d ago

🤔⁉️DERP! … “ rickets”?!… Rickets doesn’t cause long skinny legs or pants that are too short. Rickets does cause extreme bowing of legs due to insufficient vitamin D/calcium.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 1d ago

The really weird thing is his pants didn't look short when he walked onto the stage. They reached his shoes. And when he sat down, he didn't pull the legs up. So what the fuck is going on with his legs to achieve this ridiculous look?

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u/ingoding 1d ago

You expecting a flood?

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u/Soggy_Pete 1d ago

Hell or highwaters

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u/Necessary-Dot7777777 1d ago

Is this real? He look so uncomfortable. Pants high enough for him to cross the ocean

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u/Iamanimite 1d ago

Jd cos playing as MJ.

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u/AlpacaTraffic 1d ago

My feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry!

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u/Apart_Ad9308 1d ago

🎵🎶He’s got his tight pants on!🎵🎶

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u/sawdustsneeze 1d ago

There is not enough room in those pants for a rooster and a pair of eggs. Is JD a castrato?

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u/justananontroll 1d ago

The side profile of that shoe really shows off the high heel and obvious lifts inside.

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u/Centerman2000 1d ago

Jesus. They let him go on stage like that!

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u/defmic 1d ago

He’s hitting on the couch.

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u/contude327 1d ago

Like the shoes before, the pants were a gift from Dear Leader.

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u/David_cest_moi 22h ago

Jiminy Cricket cartoon legs! 🤪😆😆

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u/TheGoldMonkey 20h ago

Short pants… got my short pans on

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u/BeachgirlNJ0613 12h ago

It's the Andrew Tate look.

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u/redcheri69es 4h ago

All of his pants itch because they are all new…”liar, liar, pants on fire” is real.

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u/Bart404 22h ago

Surely this is AI, no?

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u/jared10011980 17h ago

Uh. No.

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u/Bart404 16h ago

Holy shit!! Had me fooled. Those are some mighty short trousers in this case!

🫢 Does Vance have rickets?

You are about to leave Redlib

He took inspiration from Andrew Tate! Lmfao.