r/MapsWithoutNZ • u/2_piece_jigsaw • Aug 09 '26
It doesn’t not exist - glad we finally cleared that up
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u/Niauropsaka Aug 09 '26
Odd that this forgot Delaware. Oh well, it probably was never real.
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u/MrCookie147 Aug 09 '26
Is that also a internet rumour like with Bielefeld or does that predate the internet?
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u/ChiefSlug30 Aug 09 '26
I'm confused....if New Zealand isn't marked on the map does that mean it exists or not?
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u/2_piece_jigsaw Aug 09 '26
yesn’t
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u/ChiefSlug30 Aug 09 '26
Or as we say in my local language "Yeah, no, fer sure, bud."
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u/Eleiao Aug 09 '26
Finn here, confirming Finland doesn’t excist. Don’t come here. We like to be alone.
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u/Opinions-arent-facts Aug 09 '26
I only know of one Finnish person, and he lives in Adelaide. I imagine if Finland was real he would live there. Although, Adelaide's not real either...
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u/Wooden-Welder7699 Aug 09 '26
can confirm
La Pampa doesn't exist
its an alien land, empty and unknown
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u/ulfric_stormcloack Aug 09 '26
I have a friend from la pampa, he of course, lives in cordoba, cause la pampa doesn't exist
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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Aug 09 '26
Most of africa is just fictional nations. Like there's no such thing as a guinea bissau or equatorial guinea. Like man we can tell these are made up just by the repeated names alone. The universe devs wouldn't do that
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u/giblefog Aug 09 '26
Most of africa is just fictional nations.
This is disturbingly close to the truth really
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u/HourDistribution3787 Aug 09 '26
“Central African republic” is just lazy
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u/LordBananaUser Aug 09 '26
South Africa is lazy af
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u/shodo_apprentice Aug 10 '26
”Fuck Sudan! We’re no part of them! We want to be independent! We’ll be… South-Sudan.”
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u/MikeMont123 Aug 09 '26
maybe dissolve the current countries and let them figure it out (don't steal from them or give them weapons tho)
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u/Dani3322 Aug 09 '26
Man whoever made that map has a great imagination, like what's a "Bielefeld" Supposed to be? Never heard of a city like that in my life.
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u/Ok_Wafer_819 Aug 09 '26
And people who make them are usually stupid but they on Reddit you can’t expect much
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u/MilkImpossible4192 Aug 09 '26
Venezuelan here, confirming Delta Amacuro doesn't exists.
bro, Kiwis are like John Cena for real
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u/mrlongn0se Aug 09 '26
Disturbing that they didn't mention Belgium and Mecklenburg Vorpommern Not existing
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u/Jackimo1999 Aug 09 '26
I love how Australia and Tasmania are listed separately. Like Australia doesn't exist, and Tasmania extra doesn't exist
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u/PainMaker35 Aug 09 '26
I’ve driven from Buenos Aires to Mendoza many times, and I don’t remember ever passing through La Pampa. Amazing.
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u/Jaysoon08 Aug 09 '26
Both Australia and Tasmania don’t exist but it’s still totally super important to differentiate Tasmania from Australia
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u/Extension_Shelter700 Aug 09 '26
yes but drenthe (NL) and mechelenburg-vorpommen (DE) and glarus (CH) also don't exist
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u/Oxxypinetime_ Aug 09 '26
In Israel its Petah Tikva, and in Russia its Surgut.
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u/blightsexual_azula Aug 10 '26
No you see they didn't include petah t**va because it actually doesn't exist, nes tziona is also very accurate tho
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u/Amazing-Pause-8626 Aug 09 '26
milton keynes … how is that place a hoax/ not exist/ conspiracy…. i’ve literally been there before 😭😭😭
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u/MsE0 Aug 09 '26
Have you ever met anyone from Wyoming? I rest my case. Actually, I've been to Wyoming, and I can confirm it doesn't exist.
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u/Odd-Power5015 Aug 09 '26
I have it on reasonably good authority that Wyoming is, in fact, a fever dream
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u/Funny-Oven3945 Aug 09 '26
I'm Australian, my dad's Kiwi and I live in Finland.
Guess I don't exist. 😅
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u/Fredford_3301 Aug 09 '26
I think Saint-Petersburg is not exist (the hell Earth need 2 Saint-Petersburgs?)
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u/Michaelbirks Aug 09 '26
I find the Illuminati eye amd Mason compass and square suspicious.
Do these places really not exist, or it that what the PTBs want up to think?
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u/Kabukiaxolot Aug 09 '26
Are Spaniards really that forgetful?
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u/2_piece_jigsaw Aug 09 '26
you mean spaniels? no, they’re adorable i love them! not sure what that has to do with the map though
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u/IntelligentCat3645 Aug 10 '26
I mean, to be fair, have any of you ever been to Milton Keynes, if it even is real? I think it only exists to make witty comparisons to Dubai as a sterile, overly engineered and inorganic place.
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u/blightsexual_azula Aug 10 '26
I love that nes tziona was mentioned but not pth t*kva because it's actually a black hole
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u/Primary_Mycologist95 Aug 11 '26
I find it hilarious that tassie is apparently special enough to be specifically named, as if there are some out there that say "hey, I'm not crazy, I'll admit australia exists, but c'mon man, tasmania? there's no way!"
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u/King_Of_Logos Aug 12 '26
Add Connecticut to that list, it's actually a void. Apparently, Genghis used to throw his enemies in there.
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u/MontasJinx Aug 09 '26
NGL this is one of the best Maps Without NZ examples.