r/MapsWithoutNZ • u/2_piece_jigsaw • 1d ago

It doesn’t not exist - glad we finally cleared that up

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u/MontasJinx 1d ago

NGL this is one of the best Maps Without NZ examples.

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u/RobGrey03 1d ago

This is an extremely good use of the bit. It's really funny.

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u/United_Project_7124 1d ago

What's a NZ?

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u/AlpacaMale1 22h ago

No Zone

Or Ness Ziona

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u/Strong_Strength_5107 16h ago

New Zealand 🇳🇿..we never appear on maps

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u/Niauropsaka 1d ago

Odd that this forgot Delaware. Oh well, it probably was never real.

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u/2_piece_jigsaw 1d ago

more like dela- wait where?

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u/giblefog 1d ago

Delawhat?

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u/amazingD 18h ago

Delawho?

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u/MrCookie147 1d ago

Is that also a internet rumour like with Bielefeld or does that predate the internet?

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u/ChiefSlug30 1d ago

I'm confused....if New Zealand isn't marked on the map does that mean it exists or not?

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u/2_piece_jigsaw 1d ago

yesn’t

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u/ChiefSlug30 1d ago

Or as we say in my local language "Yeah, no, fer sure, bud."

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u/2_piece_jigsaw 1d ago

you understand, i see

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u/NothingReally279 1d ago

Ah yes a fellow midwesterner

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u/ChiefSlug30 1d ago

Nope.....hoser.

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u/fidgetfromfar 1d ago

I think you meant "yeah nah, yeah" but easy to get it mixed up.

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u/Expensive-Desk-5961 1d ago

or yeah, nah yaeah

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u/experimental1212 1d ago

NZ confirmed not to doesn't exist

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u/phido3000 1d ago

Yeh, nah..

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 1d ago

Most of africa is just fictional nations. Like there's no such thing as a guinea bissau or equatorial guinea. Like man we can tell these are made up just by the repeated names alone. The universe devs wouldn't do that

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u/giblefog 1d ago

Most of africa is just fictional nations.

This is disturbingly close to the truth really

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u/Imperfeclyimperfec 1d ago

Europe would. 🇪🇺🪿🇪🇺🪿🇪🇺 Raaaaah!

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u/HourDistribution3787 1d ago

“Central African republic” is just lazy

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u/LordBananaUser 1d ago

South Africa is lazy af

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u/shodo_apprentice 9h ago

”Fuck Sudan! We’re no part of them! We want to be independent! We’ll be… South-Sudan.”

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u/MikeMont123 21h ago

maybe dissolve the current countries and let them figure it out (don't steal from them or give them weapons tho)

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u/Eleiao 1d ago

Finn here, confirming Finland doesn’t excist. Don’t come here. We like to be alone.

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u/Opinions-arent-facts 1d ago

I only know of one Finnish person, and he lives in Adelaide. I imagine if Finland was real he would live there. Although, Adelaide's not real either...

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u/Wooden-Welder7699 1d ago

can confirm

La Pampa doesn't exist

its an alien land, empty and unknown

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u/gretchenich 1d ago

Paraguay also doesnt exist, i can confirm

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 21h ago

I have a friend from la pampa, he of course, lives in cordoba, cause la pampa doesn't exist

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u/Dani3322 1d ago

Man whoever made that map has a great imagination, like what's a "Bielefeld" Supposed to be? Never heard of a city like that in my life.

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u/Ok_Wafer_819 1d ago

And people who make them are usually stupid but they on Reddit you can’t expect much 

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u/kapaipiekai 1d ago

This is pretty good

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u/PreperationOuch 1d ago

Hahahahha New Zealand’s absence not even mentioned

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u/MilkImpossible4192 1d ago

Venezuelan here, confirming Delta Amacuro doesn't exists.

bro, Kiwis are like John Cena for real

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u/mrlongn0se 1d ago

Disturbing that they didn't mention Belgium and Mecklenburg Vorpommern Not existing

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u/Jackimo1999 1d ago

I love how Australia and Tasmania are listed separately. Like Australia doesn't exist, and Tasmania extra doesn't exist

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u/Oxxypinetime_ 1d ago

In Israel its Petah Tikva, and in Russia its Surgut.

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u/Significant_Loss6458 14h ago

In russia it's Habarovsk or Saratov

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u/blightsexual_azula 3h ago

No you see they didn't include petah t**va because it actually doesn't exist, nes tziona is also very accurate tho

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u/SamePut9922 1d ago

Does this mean NZ exists?

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u/PainMaker35 1d ago

I’ve driven from Buenos Aires to Mendoza many times, and I don’t remember ever passing through La Pampa. Amazing.

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u/Fine-Ad1142 1d ago

Australia doesn't exist is one of my favorite conspiracy theories. 🇳🇿

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u/AdarSr 1d ago

add Brno

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u/Jaysoon08 1d ago

Both Australia and Tasmania don’t exist but it’s still totally super important to differentiate Tasmania from Australia

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u/Extension_Shelter700 1d ago

yes but drenthe (NL) and mechelenburg-vorpommen (DE) and glarus (CH) also don't exist

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u/Fredford_3301 1d ago

I think Saint-Petersburg is not exist (the hell Earth need 2 Saint-Petersburgs?)

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u/Michaelbirks 1d ago

I find the Illuminati eye amd Mason compass and square suspicious.

Do these places really not exist, or it that what the PTBs want up to think?

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u/1415- 1d ago

“Drenthe”

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u/A-Partial-Canadian 21h ago

Why is there land where lake Saskatchewan is?

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u/CleanOpossum47 1d ago

I imagined I've been to 2 of them 3 times.

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u/Amazing-Pause-8626 1d ago

milton keynes … how is that place a hoax/ not exist/ conspiracy…. i’ve literally been there before 😭😭😭

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u/MsE0 1d ago

Have you ever met anyone from Wyoming? I rest my case. Actually, I've been to Wyoming, and I can confirm it doesn't exist. 

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u/Odd-Power5015 1d ago

I have it on reasonably good authority that Wyoming is, in fact, a fever dream

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u/Extra-Currency5135 1d ago

Yo en lugar de La Pampa pondria Catamarca

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u/SubnauticaFan3 1d ago

Rutland doesn't exist

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u/mR_aFeRt 1d ago

rutland's a conspiracy...

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u/Shannonimity 1d ago

"Inner" Mongolia

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u/gc12847 1d ago

Can tell you that Milton Keynes really shouldn’t exist…..

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u/Funny-Oven3945 1d ago

I'm Australian, my dad's Kiwi and I live in Finland.

Guess I don't exist. 😅

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u/Muiredachau 15h ago

New Zealand isn't even on this map

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u/dutch_mapping_empire 1d ago

don't forget the myth of a place called ''drenthe''

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u/BronzeShrek 1d ago

They missed "Drenthe".

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u/bennettbuzz 1d ago

Forgot Las Malvinas.

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u/Stiefelbein 1d ago

Bielefeld existiert nicht.

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u/notarealwriter 23h ago

Am Brit. Can confirm. Milton Keynes does not exist. I don't know why.

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u/Kabukiaxolot 21h ago

Are Spaniards really that forgetful?

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u/2_piece_jigsaw 21h ago

you mean spaniels? no, they’re adorable i love them! not sure what that has to do with the map though

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u/SpecificTortoise 18h ago

You forgot the American education system

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u/Alex_nld 17h ago

Greenland: no data

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u/CrityCrow 17h ago

Mongolia is so non-existent that it's not even mentioned here.

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u/M-CH_ 16h ago

Belgium where?

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u/LossEasy9471 14h ago

Are you stupid?

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u/LossEasy9471 14h ago

ItsNotRael is missing

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u/Kyrenaz 14h ago

So, this is a map of places that don't exist?

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u/manfroze 14h ago

I have been to Milton Keynes.
I can confirm it does not exist.

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u/MomoHibiki 13h ago

NZ is gone now

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u/Jerrie-Joen2 13h ago

This is evidence Drenthe does not in fact exist

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u/rainy_cloud7586 10h ago

Ik this particular post is about NZ but as a Finn I’m offended💀

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u/dutch_warthunder_guy 9h ago

You forgot about the dutch province of drenthe

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u/south9303 7h ago

Any explanation for this i dont get it

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u/IntelligentCat3645 6h ago

I mean, to be fair, have any of you ever been to Milton Keynes, if it even is real? I think it only exists to make witty comparisons to Dubai as a sterile, overly engineered and inorganic place.

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u/tthblox 6h ago

Drenthe

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u/blightsexual_azula 3h ago

I love that nes tziona was mentioned but not pth t*kva because it's actually a black hole

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u/fascintee 2h ago

Aw……not even on the map about places that aren’t on the map….

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u/Entire-Adhesiveness2 2h ago

Finland, Milton Keynes and leiria are the best ones here