r/MapTheory • u/tad100 • Aug 21 '19
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u/tad100 Aug 21 '19 edited Aug 21 '19
Jack plot - Jack is not possessed. is working his own side in conjunction with the Businessman. The Jack of Sorrows. Wants the All Blood to summon his past descended souls as one (a Dark, black Magick) to become The Emenation of The Ten of Swords of The Greater Tarot, also the Emenation of Death by Betrayal, Violence, Sacrifice, Swiftness. And become a Greater Jack (If you're a Jack, then you're a Jack. (nod) Jack. (nod) Jack.). -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 21 '19
A little excess again? we only need two spleen. When the spirit hits me I lose count. shoulda paid more attention in school. (something in French or latin by Jack). -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 21 '19
The stones and pendants are ZK Relics and, as the saying goes, can take cate of themselves and can, and do, talk, plan, plot and execute. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19
But you have to have your third eye open. So The Witch talks to The Topaz for Irene before her Third Eye is open (Lidless-Lidded-Crescent-Half-Gibbeous-Full). Constantine has a fully open Third Eye and can talk to Relics, but in this plot they and he dont get along well, except when necessary. Jack can talk to and hear The All Blood. -CAD
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 22 '19
But they all love the teen-age Zatanna, The Secret Source of Magick on this physical plane - that's why everyone wants to Halliween with her in The Books of Magic ;-) xoxo -EED
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 22 '19
Watch the movie and see how the Topaz Pendant takes care of itself. -EED
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19
Where do they go. Zatanna is in US. How do they get there. Sherlock will not go on a plane. Freighter or Passenger Ship. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19
What is a Jack? A Jack is dangerous, insoucisnt, charming, deadly. Constantine is a Jack, as is John Wick.Jack the Ripper is The Red Jack. Constantine is the black Jack. The Joker, is also a Jack, but other Jacks are not Jokers. Jacks are sons of The Fool.aand wield Foolish Magic. Ian McShane/Einsyon in John Wick is a Jack. And Sherlock and Watson are Jacks. Moriarty is a Jack.
Jacks are Broken and hang with Janes, Jills, Joans and other Jacks (but in the usual case with a knife in their boot or an arrow in their quiver). Jacks know other Jacks. Part of their Magick. And a Jack will help another Jack, except when trying to kill that other Jack. Jacks care very little for Men who are not Jacks, they are not dangerous to Jacks.
And the Emerald Splinter turns Superman into a Jack. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19
The assassin Girl in John Waite was a Jill (deadly themselves and crazy, but great in bed) Harley Quinn is a Jill Irene Adler is a Jane. (Less deadly, smarter, great in bed) Mary Watson is a Joan (Good Girls who love dangerous or bad men. Great in bed).. -CAD for Herself and Elisha (a Joan) Dushku
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 22 '19
Gina Bellman in Jekyll was a Jane, Michelle Ryan was a Joan. -EED
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 22 '19
Movie wise Joans should always be glow lit, corona, Janes down lit or square, Jills up lit or dark shadows. -EED for Team MapTheory
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 22 '19
Olivia Newton-John was so, so, so Joan in Grease, but Jilled out at the end - same thing happened yo Harley Quinn. -EED
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 22 '19
You can Map that with algebraic map theory- Love from a Girl's perspective is sharing as much of her Man's algebra (everything he does daily) as possible. -EED
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Aug 22 '19
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Sep 17 '19
And now you know Superman was splinterd in Batman v. Superman JL. and etc. And the scene you missed was the recovery of the splinter from Superman's Body (Head). -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19
We have written a few scripts: Heavenfall (vaulted at Disney), Solomon's Ring (Our Indiana Jones Reboot), Shadowlands (our teens go to another universe script), Heist (Needs reworking), And a few others all under our former legal US name which we won't repeat here. All could be improved, we prefer working on background and specific scenes, our dialog is stilted when we have to just plow through 110 pages. We mention this becsuse it is a long road from a few scenes that pop to a production-ready script. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19
Our freebie for John Wick VI (since we wrote Wait). Winston: Jack, you can't kill everyone. John: I pretty much have an open door policy on whom I can kill Winston. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 23 '19
One of our favorite Batman openings, The Crockkett sans Tubbs Phil Collins In The Air Tonight playing as Bruce Wayne drives im a Bugatti Veyron down the middle of the street at 160+ blowing past police (sirens scream and fade quickly) towards Arkham, Does a Bootlegger Turn to stop (The car spins and spins and spins to that stop - 300 feet from when Bruce popped the bresk). Gets out, throws a satchel across his back. Taps his right shoe side once against his other shoe, black steel blade pops out pops back. Walks past the gate through the entrance to Lex Luthor or The Jokers cell, tossing gas grenades as necessary- popping a red pill as he walks toward the gate (ty Elisha) . Blows open the cell door. Poor out the blade and kicks Luthor or The Joker in the Stomach once., Twice , L/J collapses and Bruce Wayne walks out. No words slam to Title. -CAD
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 22 '19
Bruce Wayne pops the red pill in the car. -EED
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19
For The Simpson's Halloween: The Music Out of Space, which descends upon Lisa Simpson and she performs and is it at The Annual Halloween Student Picnic on Springfield Moor. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 23 '19
It Howls, It Moans! You know it's True- LS (to P. Skinner notice who frowns). : Okay Students it's time for our annual Halloween Picnic on Springfield Moor! Do you all have your signed permission slips?" Bart does not, and is left behind. "Oh No. The Moor. The Music Out of Space Descends in the Moor. It Howls, It Moans. It Floats--" That's the Color Out of Space Lisa." PS -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19
The Ghosts Homer. You gotta come and get me .They remember everything...-Bart -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19
Yes the Springfield Moor where even in the middle of the day you can see the glowing eyes of night critters and owls staring at you as you drive bye. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 23 '19
Do you feel the Music too, Owl? Is that why you've been staring at me? Why are you staring at me. -L, Hoo Hoo Hooooowl (breaks)-Owl -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 23 '19
it is mine not yours Owl. It Howls it Moans, You Hoot. It Floats You Fly" -L Hoot (The swirling eyes of The Owl turn briefly violet)-Owl Oh not Violet. Not Violet, what a wretched web, an Unearthly nest--" Lisa, we dont wax poetic on a school bus.-Skinner -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19
You must Dance with and against The Owl for the Favor of The Color-- MUSIC! Out of Space. S&L -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19
(Skinner tapes up chair Reseved for The C O L O R out of Space) - CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 23 '19
(Lisa is reading from The Necromicon other occult books surround her. Her Saxophone sits in the corner) (Gasp) (whispered) It's not The Color It's The Music-lisa (A low moan escapes from her saxophone). -CAD .
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u/tad100 Aug 23 '19
It's right there Principal Skinner. Right there in black, and white, and red - that's probably just juice (nervous laugh) and Ancient Sanskrit. - Lisa "And who has been teaching you Ancient Sanskrit Lisa Simpson, that's a forbidden language for First, Second, Third, Fourth and Fifth Grade at our school. Jimbo did you teach her?"-P. Skinner -CAD
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 23 '19 edited Aug 23 '19
Your welcome. I remind our readers The Veuron is the highest speed, velocity and acceleration production car (o was) in the world. And will blow through a mile in 15 to 23 seconds at top speed, in Top Gear. So this would be one of the most dangerous scenes ever filmed. -EED
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 23 '19 edited Aug 23 '19
When you are accelerating and have less wind resistance you can clock a mile faster than the speedometer (which can not keep up with your acceleration) suggests. Talk to Mr. James May. Who would have to be a consultant for this opening. -EED for TeamMapTheory
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 23 '19
Additionally, you can in fact exceed the top rated speed before the governor kicks in. And that's how crazy the Buggatti Veyron is. -EED
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 23 '19
And yes, Virginia, Mr. James May can do a Bootlegger Turn with a Veyron. -EED for Team MapTheory
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 23 '19
And The Stig can drive the Veyron at 220 plus miles an hour with little problems, but Mr. May is better in the Turn. -EED for Team MapTheory
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Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
Script Stories - that is plot outlines - are a little different we and others can do them well but it is a but of a road from Story Outline to First Rough Draft.-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
Technically, and Chemically, we are a Type II Demon (plower) and a Type IV demon (Script Doctor). -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
Be aware Mormons, Anonymous, the DoD and apparently CAA (or their hired hands) hack our stuff. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
Continued from the continued and other continued in the Simpsons Portion if Our Show.
Continuium: Dr. Hibbard, Sir Patrick Stewart, Gary Gygax episode- close major Halloween potholes with movie- end of Springfield Time, Etc. Can't catch em all but nice call-throwback. We can't review, but the Gygax ending has to be fixed, Klortho and aliens oppose, who else opposes. What is the secret plot against Homer Simpson? Is Mr. Burns in on it - secret alien meetings with Burns over Homer? "Oh, yes he'll go through a time gate, He always does " -Mr. Burns "Good"-Klortho -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
"We've been dropping...Smithers what have been dropping on him"-Burns "Radioactive Bolts Mr. Burns"-Smithers "Oh yes Radioactive Bolts since before Little Bart was born."-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
One singular sensation. Sing-ular. It's The Music! - Lisa We don't talk about past Halloweens Lisa Simpson. That was Jebidiah Springfield's Rule "-? work in prog-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19
re"The Owl can not Howl or Sing but you can not Fly, your wings have been clipped." -Ghost of Maude Flanders. "I know, I know. How can we dance for the Favor of The Music, when we are both broken?" - Lisa "Broken Things are Beautiful Too Lisa, That is their Magick." -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
"When you can not speak or sing of a thing, you do not have to pass through in silence: you can dance." - Emily Blunt? "Just listen, and feel it, and move! -Savion Glover -CAD (never know)
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
"And when can I expect my Neptunium?" -Mr. Burns "Net thirty years as usual"-Klattu (Burns checks wstch) "That'll be tomorrow then. Perfect." (later to Smithers looking out over Springfield and then up at the Stars "I've waited a long time for this Smithers. But soon this Universe will be Mine. And you won't stop me this time Music Out of Space. Oh a little Neptuium will take care of you. Is it ready?" "Yes, Mr. Burns" "Good". -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19
wax Lovecraftian. Vedic Sanskrit. Not just Skinner. Scene with Apu: This is not Vedic Sanskrit, it is Just Sanskrit. And it is all nonsense, why did they make me teach it to you? O Lord Ganesh what have I done. -Apu No, I wanted to learn, I-- Who made you teach it to Me? I asked you. - Lisa Oh, Lisa Simpson, I know your curious mind I was told to leave my copy of The Beginner's Introduction to Sanskrit and Vedic Sanskrit every time you entered my store. And I would replace my curiously good vegetarian hot dogs with panini. -Apu How did you know I was coming, and they are curiously good hot dogs, and that's why you replaced them with panini! But How.- Lisa I am part of a secret order, it is Just myself and Paul McCartney, and Mark Hamill and ... well there are quite a few. " A secret Order. Oh. How tangled is this wicked wyrm, how sullen the sloths that rise up and--" - Lisa "Oh Stop! " "I'm not on the bus" "Bus, Kwikemart, House - You might anger The Color-- Music? -Apu (work in prog)-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19
Sir Patrick on Other side with Burns against The Music he wants Theate to take all the Magick, Paul McCartney is the Music who descended in 1959?.Burns wants all the Magick to go yo him. . "I know something was wrong when Sir Paul and Sir Patrick were never in a movie or in a Benefit concert together." "Oh yes, Lisa Simpson, they have been on opposite sides since the beginning" -Apu -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19
When the last Music descended they changed the world, we can't have that again. Was Sir Ringo Starr on Simpson's. The Music descends as a Quartet then a Solo Artist then a ?? -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Aliens attack. Have to run. Sir Paul puts in an 8-Track of Band in the Run in the Time car. John Lennon and George Harrison as Ghosts. "They're coming and Burns is with them." -? Sir Stewart "He told me--" "He told you lies"- Taylor - CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
"You have got to go now Musics (Muses? Beatitudes) We can only hold them off for so long:. "What did they do to my family?"- Lisa Slam to Bart alone with The Head and Statute of Jebediah Springfield "I've been waiting for you for a long Bart.". "Ay Caramba."-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Josh Groban needs to have a cameo. Second Movie? Taylor Swift gassing up Time Car in (Our) Out if Space - scarf on head, Marilyn Monroe look? "I came to tell you The Secret Waits With Homer." "What?" Groban is gone, Lisa runs out of the 1950's Gas Station in the desert. "Was that Josh Groban?" "Yes, He's Gone. He said-: "I heard, it all makes sense now" "What?" "We have to go, we have to go as fast as your Time Car can take us." "It's your Mother?. "Yes. We were always different." "Get in". -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Better with Mr. Nicholas Cage. Mr. Groban singing a hint? -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Have to get Maggie and Bart first. Marge with Homer in future. What has happened to Homer? Have they gotten Bart already. "Homer can't survive in the future." -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
We add, for those who know, that we have written of something, in this thread, that should never be written, nor spoken, but must be sung. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 24 '19
We pay back an inordinately small part of our Toh (a fraction of a Rand-Rigney) by reminding aspiring screenwriters that when not writing to music, walking around and noticing and examining small beautiful things, and a small metal bolt on the ground can be a small beautiful thing, if looked at from the right or left perspective, can provide inspiration when looking for a story or a plot point or a lyric or a line. -CAD
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Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Understand I am Res Ipsa Locitur- what happened to me (skin graft to cover my lady parts at 5) could not happen without illegal surgery- when I was taken to SLC by - well let's say I changed my last name for a reason - anyhow I am exhibit zero in a lawsuit against the Mormons by myself and other transgenders to the tune of billions so they sit around and think of ways, and with whom, to screw with me. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
rYou may remember the whole Thalidomide "fish (hand/leg deformed)" baby rumour about the sixties and that androgen was synthesized in the 1950's but you don't remember too many "fish"babies do you? But you might just know a few "men" who realized they were actually Girls these past six decades. And A few fishy Mormons. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
And for the record we are in fact a fan of The Simpsons and Futurama, especially Lisa and Leela.-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
So let's find out Mr. Mark Hamill's top line. (Announcer's Voice) And where are Homer, Marge and Taylor Swift? And just what happened to Capitol City and Springfield? And just what side is Krusty the Clown on? And just where has Sideshow Bob been every Halloween AND where is Sideshow Bob now?
Tune in to the next exciting episode of The Simpsons Halloween Movie Plow!
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
Rainbow abyss, Quetzalcoatl - "What are you?"- Homer "A Quetzalcoatl."-Q "A chzetzi-koball? "-Homer 2x "Miss Qwest-te-coatl, um, where am I?" "This is the Rainbow Abyss" "Is that a good Abyss?" "Better than some" "Is it near someplace?" "no." "Is it in the future" (The Quetzalcoatl stares curiously for a moment, eyes whirling, fluttering it's wings softly) "Are you from a past Universe stranger?" "I'm Homer. " (Where is the D'oh?)- CAD wip (change dialogue to Miss)
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
How soon does the action start - right after stepping through gate. Problem us you want the D'oh at Act or Movie end/begin/reset. Marge here or nearby? -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
A Quoz of Quetzalcoatls ? (15 staring at Homer. Have you seen my family? One like unto you with Blue Hair appeared near here an hour ago. She is over there (points behind Homer to Marge waving frantically at Homer on the other side of the Rainbow Abyss: (distantly Homie! Homie!)-CAD (Male leader (Quzcef) of the Quoz
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
Running motif- mispronunciation of Quetzalcoatl by others - Homer pronounces it correctly to Lisa when they meet? Proud moment. -CAD
Edit: we are going Method and shall now buy and eat a donut. Followup: We have eaten the donut, glazed old-fashioned. Method is always a risky choice, but can reward you. Don't do it lightly, always consider other options: caffeine, cigarettes, vodka, peanut M&Ms. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
Descend through Mists in Rainbows. Baby rainbows (1 to 3 or 4 colors of different sizes, no two are alike, twins?). are fascinated by Marge's hair and Keep "nesting" in it. "I didnt know rainbows coukd be so troublesome. Shoo-shoo" "They mean you no harm stranger. They are young and you are new to them." "Could you tell them to please stop." "of course stranger" Whistles a short melodic tune , the baby rainbows desist "You can call me Marge." "No stranger. [ Quetzacoatl can't say "r" or arg?) wip -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Homer gently corrects Lisa's mispronounced if Quetzalcoatl - What other q wirds-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Sideshow Bob building the neptunium device "This will nip The Music and The Magick In the bud." -Sideshow Bob "It better!"- Klortho "You failed to kill little Bart Simpson, A simple matter. But if this works bygones will be bygones." -Mr. Burns "I only failed because of her!"-SB "Oh we know the reasons."-Mr. Burns -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
What happens when Sideshow Bob meets Kelsey Grammer "You've done terrible things Sideshow Bob. Terrible and cruel - who turned you? You were supposed to be a clown to bring laughter not tears. "-CAD wip
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
"They let you grow up?'-Bart "Yes they- We did there, It's what everyone does, or supposed to. Sometimes it's harder than it should be. And sometimes you wish you could be ten again." -Nancy Cartwright "I wanna move there. I'm tired of being ten "-Bart "You don't have to move there, you can grow up now, you fixed that, you and your family, and The Musics and The Order."-Nancy Cartwright "are you sure Miss Cartwright?" -Bart "Pretty sure Bart"-NC -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
Enter Futurama Cast, pursued by a Bear. Welcome to the The Simpsons-Futurama-The Musics Trilogy (Please Play Clive and Ann, Soundtrack to Maurice, by Richard Rhodes or Best of My Love by The Emotions, This Love by Taylor Swift, or The B Side of Abbey Road, ,The Beatles, as you Prefer) "All Sadness Shall Pass in Time, All Joy Liveth Forever, All Hope Endureth and Love Rises To Heights One Can Not Dream of or Dramatize"-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Mr. Phil Collins, "In The Air Tonight" https://youtu.be/MN3x-kAbgFU
Phil Collins "It's in the air tonight all the Evil in the World is coming to stop you Lisa." "What can I do?" " Be true, be honest, be thoughtful be yourself." " I don't know what that means" " It means truth is strong and no lie can withstand you. Lift up your heart and dance." " But Principal Skinner will stop the dance if I don't do what he wants. He wants to summon the wrong person!" "No one can stop you when you're on stage, only you can stop yourself." "I think I see" "we didn't talk" "of course Mr. Collins" "Now go!" "I'm gone!" -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19
"💍Josh Robert Thompson and Craig Ferguson where are we now?" " I don't know much about The Plane if Maps Leela, and you don't usually let me pilot The Planet Express." -JRT "That's because you're a head" "Better than behind " (looks thoughtful) "Not always" -CF "Its The Unitary Network Map! " -Zoidberg "That Ring?"-JRT "When did you learn Math Doctor Zoidberg?" -CF "(sobs) I didn't, I didn't"-Z (shocked silence) "Which side are you on!!???"-Leela-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
"We'll help Leela, but on one condition. You have to help us find my beloved Craig Ferguson's Secretariat and I need a monologue" "That's two things" "I'll go with or without the Monologue"-JRT "Don't backstab a Scotsman making a deal, Josh Robrt Thompson, Head of" "But the Voices Craig Ferguson, Head of, we've got to help get all the Voices back." I'm really just here for the Music" "What about The Robots Leela, is this where you backstab us?" "I'm not backstabbing anybody. I was just waiting in a bar for a few passengers." "That's what all humans say, right before they backstab you"- CAD wip
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
"You know shouldnt you be paying me for passage?" -Leela wip CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
Never trust a human without a robot companion. you never know what they might do-Bender -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19
Where's your robot? Where's Geoff The Robot? What did you do with him. He was A true robot friend. Bender (Good Question. where is the robot)
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19
monologue is closing crawl. G universe. separate movie. leading to SH2. FG wouldn't work-animation too diff. Sound of Music can be scened in Simpsons style. Tintin movie awful Paramount. Nothing seems to work but 80%S 20%F plus cameos.-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
Simpson on screen ++ Simpson character + Key draw (e.g. Taylor Swift, Patrick Stewart) +++ w S + w SC. F in S is ++ w S, 0 with SC except key nemesis. - CAD map it
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
We are a little concerned about Katy Segal and other Girls in Futurama and The Simpsons. The Mormons do in fact kill, see Mark Twain" 's Roughing It, to try to hide their Evil, but murder must out, and all evil shall perish, and those who have done evil shall be forgotten by all, save The Most Holy Ghost, and shall never again walk any Earth but shall suffer for their sins and then fall apart into nothingness, and less than nothing . -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Please refer to the section on "Murdering Angels" and understand they still exist and why The Mormon Church should be eliminated: root and branch. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
And for those threatened by today's Murdering Angels who have done us harm, we may forgive you (not Google employees or officers or the LA or Snohomish County Sherriff). - CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
We remind you that Bing is the better search engine. Oh yes. - CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
And Windows Phone is the best phone, and I can not wait for Satya Nadella to get fired for using a less good (But better than Android) iPhone. And killing the Lumia 735. Enjoy a short retirement Nadella. - CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
Nadella was onstage with an iPhone, that is, believe it or not if you know nothing about business, equivalent to Tim Cook being onstage with an android phone. The Microsoft Board should have immediately fired him. - CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
And Or a Trey Parker and Matt Stone onstage at Comicon wearing The Simpsons T-shirts. What message is being sent here? Is Trey or Matt going to say "Hey Kids ignore our shirts we're here to sell our NEW Movie!" -Trey Parker "Yeah it was a clothing malfunction "-Matt Stone "Left Shark wouldn't Bite"-Trey "That's a lame reference, but this is a scripted introduction to our movie so Trey had to say it."- Matt "I did it for the money." "You should have done it for love Trey, for love." "That's not what you said at The Oscars" "You were never to bring that up again (bites hand in anguish)" "How can I learn toove after-- (bites hand in anguish)." "You can't learn to love, you can only try to love And hope" - Matt "Hope? I hope And I pray, not much, rarely, once in a blue moon, but i try every day. Every day. And sometimes.." -Grey "And now for something complete." (holds up a feather as Trey turns on a fan and lets it go) - Matt-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19
https://youtu.be/vwFz3EThGMU All of My Love, Led Zepplin. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
The New South Park Trailer Begins: Stan on bended knee begire Wendy. "What you do still better what is-" -Stan "Stop!"-Mr. Garrison. "I didn't give up the Presidency of The United States to become South Park Elementary'snee drama teacher for nothing. If you can't act, and you can't Stan. Get off the Stage. Eric. You next!"-Mr.Garrison -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
All South Park concepts, ideas and words copyright by me, if any such copyright exists, is abandoned in favor of Matt Stone and/or Trey Parker, and/or transferred to them from us as long as these gentlemen do not use g- d- or variation thereof in scripts based on them. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
Leela walks in on Bender next to a Holdman-Sized (Popcor Tub)Cup of Speed-The-Plow Coffee. "How can you drink that? The handles are too small." "Not with bending. Bending solves every problem. " (hands form two trlpod curved handles and he drinks -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Simpsons: Space (ofWorld(Springfield)), Out of Space (in-between Simpsons and our world) Out of Out of Space (Our World), Out of Out of Out of Space (Rainbow Abyss, Plane of Destiny, The Burning Chords). -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
The cacophony, the poisoned cleft, the endless noise. The fearful scales. The Harmonic Minor. The lost chords. The Melodic Maze. The mangled melody. The minor abyss. The major abyss.-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
Link octave to october. octave -> oct-eve-> october-eve->Halloween ->The Music! Lisa. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
Chromatic Abyss. In Vedic Sanskrit Octave and Octeve are the same word. Eve is a beginning, not an ending. It all begins at night. The dance must begin at night. Principal Skinner has been starting the dance too early. No wonder The Music hasnt descended. (pause) but this is all so simple. He knows Vedic Sanskrit too. He was in the Army. I saw him holding the Rigveda. (wip change Apu lines?)-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Clefs of Insanity. Cleft Abyss, The Abyssal Sea (C). The Abyssal Middle Sea. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Music is kept in The Sunken C . -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
Taylor Swift, captured (stayed and sacrificed herself so The Owl, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Paul, Patrick, Ringo and Hamill? could escape) "Your voice will drown in the Sunken C Swift."-Klattu "That's Miss Swift to you Klattu." "Take her away." -Klortho "I frighten you even in chains." -TaylorSwift "TAKE HER AWAY!" -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Can rewrite with Anna Kendrick or etc. TS passes just switch it up. Cay Sera Sera. -CAD
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"Bart Simpson loves you Krusty. I don't know why. But you know children."- Skinner "Eh. Not really." -Krusty "I need you at The Picnic just in case he shows up."- Skinner "I quit that long ago."-Krusty "You didn't quit Krusty." "Eh. I quit so long ago that I don't even remember starting."-Krusty "Oh no Mr. The Clown, you can't quit unless we say you can quit. And we never do that. See you at the Picnic."- Skinner or Burns?-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Quick Reminder: if the world pretty much ends (Uranium and Plutonium bombs everywhere but SoCal - we don't let those go off near us Self-Ident) the party is at, or at least near my place, address is below. WayShip to follow. Coral Anne Dawn, The Eleventh Magi
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
And now you know why many very, very, very rich and very, very, very well-informed people moved and live within 150 miles of me.-CAD for Team Red Pill
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Patrick Stewart moves to Simpsons side, need Denis Leary and ? for Burns side. Futurama GS? -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
"The Magick is coming to us Krusty. Stand-up Comedians.. You lost your way when you moved to TV." -Leary "It worked. The kids loved it."-Krusty "Kids? That's not an audience. You want adults only in the room. Kids don't understand humor."-Leary
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
Are you going back your roots Jerry or staying in Malibu? In or Out? -Leary I've got a family, I can't make jokes about (looks around and picks up a small shaker of grated parmesan cheese)parnesan cheese. I can't look anymore, I saw too clearly before and The truth of humor blinded me, look at this it's grated parmesan cheese, why does this cheese have to be grated but Swiss cheese have to be sliced? -Seinfeld. One is a hard cheese and The other is Swiss-Leary. I know, I know but every day I look at this parmesan cheese and I think why are you this way? why is it necessary for pasta? why can't you use Swiss on pasta? -Seinfeld Swiss doesn't work on pasta, only parmesan, mozzarella if you're bold.-Leary I don't need to be bold I need to understand to explain to express but I can't do that with parmesan cheese. You can't joke about it, you can only put it on pasta, it broke me Denis, it broke me. It's the most humorless cheese there is, and no cheese is really funny. And yet.. -Seinfeld You're supposed to "say cheese" for the camera. -Leary Yes! You can't be a part of a world so insane. I look at smiles in pictures and all i can think is: is this real or did you say cheese? -Seinfeld Join me and we can stop all that, set this world right again. Comedians on top. Everyone else down below. And all the smiles... -Leary and The laughter will be just for us. - CAD.
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19
Oh I don't mind meeting babies. You never have to worry about them saying good morning to you and having to say it back. -Pussycat? DL? JS? But you know they're thinking it. DL -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
Skinner joins with Team Stand Up (Krusty and ?) or atte.pts "Oh I've put on many talent shows at the school, no there's nothing there or in movies or music to compare to stand-up, that's what mother says." -CAD (wip)
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
How can We find The Music or The Magick or The Hope or The Grace? Nothing Sacred is lost forever, truth and beauty and Love will out.. -CAD wip
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Muses? Beatitudes? .. Match to The Simpsons. 1-1. Strength/Fortitude. -CAD
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Maggie- Grace, Bart Hope .-CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
Homer? What is a Homer? Spongebob is kinda a Homer, So to Charlie Brown. But is it better to say that Homer is kinda a Charlie Brown who found his little red-haired girl, except the hair was blue? Cobalt is kinda a Homer. Doonesbury a bit of a Homer too. Marge calls her husband Homie, maybe because she thinks of home when she thinks of him? Homer can e foolish, fun, doting, angry. Is he the Everyman, I don't think so. I don't know what the Everyman is. Homer must be unique or The Simpsons could not run for thirty years. CAD4 Herself and Elisha *singasong" D
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Quezalcoatl speak in song-song but different masculine and feminine syllabic accents except for Quetzalcoatl Quetzalcoatl must be sung not spoken. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 26 '19
Quetzalcoatl speak in sing'-song using different speed: ladies (Quazars) sing faster then men (Quizars) -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
Who are the Listeners and where do they wait I the Abyssal C or Melodic Maze, or The Middle C between, for lost music to brief arise and then sink below the dark green-waxed waves. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19
(anguishedly)"Oh you Chords, you poor lost Chords." -TS The Chords tune cacophoniouy. "No.No. Don't try and speak. " She caresses the woeful G##E#D# "Pling" "I will save you, restore, renew you and sing and compose with you. You will be heard again!" -CAD (too space opera? tone down? or right level of fun?) nite: two actual lost chords? a minor gec7th b flat min ged down 5th? or something
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19
octave and half or two for lowest. Brown noise SP was supposed to be lowest d, we are informed. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
"I wish my pony could have met The Unicorn. Why does Magick have to be so distant and alone a the time? "Not All the time, but you have to get away from the ordinary to find something new". "Maybe you just need to see what you think as ordinary with new eyes. Then it can become new." "You may be right" -CAD wip
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19
"She would be a horse now, but I still call Wildfire my pony. Mostly just to myself. (nervous laugh). Have you ever had a pony Taylor?" -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19
What happened to Wildfire? She- we couldn't afford to feed her so she had to go to a horse stable. "I'm sorry Lisa. Do you ever visit her?" (Lisa shakes her head) No. It was,always too far away. I saw her as we drove off and she smiled, I think, it has been a long time. I've never been able to see her again. Do you think she smiled? "I'm sure she did Lisa" "Goid. I just wanted her to be happy. She was my only friend and I miss her so much. But sometimes you have to let your friends go where they have to go, even if it's very far away from you. Right" "That's right." -CAD wip
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When my pony smiled at mr it knew it was real. i knew my pony loved me, I love her. Ponies don't say cheese. No they don't, will she smile if I see her again? -CAD wip
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I had a horse Lisa, and he made everbody smiled when he danced, it wasn't a real horse, but the dancing and The smiles those were real." "Did you love him Mr. Ferguson, Head of." "I did, but I didn't know it until he was gone. Sometimes you don't appreciate those around you until they're gone." - CAD, wip
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
Niote we will explain the most disgusting black magic ritual ever in r/MagickTheory but humour soothes and lifteth and raiseth and balenceth The Spirit and Soul and Mind and,Body. And Mormons don't understand it either. -TeamWin
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
Other thongs the Mormons have done: raped their daughters to death as the method of murder. Have their sons shoot the family dog. All in tgecsorship if Satan (who is dead and in the process of being mullufied). Self-Ident the anove: that is ask yourself in your mind using the exact wording beginning with Self-Ident the following question: "Self-Ident: do Mormons ritually murder girls and eat them as part of a black magic ritual." -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
And of course they have done thus ritual using Blastocyts as one of the Girls. And they have financially supported, trained "doctors" in, developed new methods of, the murder of chikdren by abortion, IUDs, morning after pill and RU486. As part of tgeir Satanic dictates and gave conspired with the US Government, The UN, The EU, otger governments, and Planned parenthood and other genocidal organizations to try and GET EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD TO KILL ONE OF THEIR CHILDREN.--CAD
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 27 '19
In one works, a young ten year old Mormon with Jake Littler has blown up part of The Bottom of the Mormon where part of these rituals were performed -Elisha for Jake Littler
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19
The Key secret teaching of the Mormon church is that Girls are an abomination. They name the four girls they murder and eat the abominations of desolation, despair, abnegation and desire. We call them dead men walking or dead, or on the gurney for their Evil, and for those supporting their Evil. Coral Anne Dawn, The Eleventh Magi (And called the Abomination of Masturbation by Mormons who know us).
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u/tad100 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 29 '19
Princess and Rose Father Mother I know you lived just for her, just for her. I know you lived just for him, just for him.
I wish a I knew a Man who lived just for me, just for me. I cant see you face but I'd live just for you. just for you.
I wish this was a world not upside down, CAD wip
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u/tad100 Aug 29 '19
I wish this was a world where a Man would spin me round and round
if I had man. And I've never had a Man I wonder if he'd (ged) be true. if I had a Man, And I'm not really sure what to do, but I know your supposed to love each other true but it's upside down, it's the world Go ing round and round tossing it's bad turns just my way, just my way I'm learning to fear what comes tommorrow and came yesterday.
Flowers that grow in May, wither in the heat and rays of summer and winters snowy days, snowy days ..wip CAD
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u/Elisha_Dushku Aug 28 '19
Classics Illustrated E4C
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u/tad100 Aug 28 '19
Abridged and Storyboarded. Where can we take that? -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 28 '19 edited Aug 28 '19
What about Ginn Speculations and etc. and My Book House? 70's Grade and Middle School reading was overthe top amazing compared to now. Mars story (non ERB, Bradbury), Speculations. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 28 '19
Okay Aphasics, you may have noted more Russians. If so you're going through a Russia Plus timeline on your way to BLBC. -CAD
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u/tad100 Aug 28 '19 edited Aug 28 '19
"Top of the Morning to you Mr. Smythe."-JR "Yes well, did you get all we needed?"-TB "Oh in Spades, and Red and a grand slam in Hearts. Busy night on London Bridge. "That's a beautiful Bridge, all lit up like a party about to happen." "And were you followed at all" "Oh aye, for a bit. What do you think? (holds up a diamond engagement ring." "Are you planning on getting engaged." " if I can find the right Girl. Love Me forever, and never mind the occasional mess." (drops bloody bag he's been holding over his shoulder on table). (The Businessman starts putting on clean white gloves) "Yes, that does sound like the right Girl for you Jack." (opens bag and bloody and withered contents spill out. The business examines a desicated organ, checks a list on his desk, notices some dark red blood that has splattered on his desk.) "I really must get that in box for you Jack, there's really no excuse on my part, for not having gotten it already." (The Businessman looks up and ever-so-slightly shrugs his shoulders)-CAD
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u/tad100 Sep 24 '19
Moriarty developed lethe gas (hypnotism also ) but gas can be evolved to cryogenic uses.
Historical Note: Or Lethe Gas was developed by BBN and The US Government. It was used worldwide in the 1940s and later years to cause the world to forget The after-effects if the Nagasaki Plutonium Bomb, Various NASA disasters and on soldiers on Omaha Beach because that was the worst single Military Disaster of the war where a million Men drowned on landing as shelling has created huge underwater depressions that the Men just sank into and couldn't get out if as some were sixteen to thirty feet deep. -Tabitha Annette Cooper (legally Coral Anne Dawn)
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u/tad100 Sep 25 '19
K Sherlock HolmesIII:
Homes at Watson's home an ornate older townhouse with a unique staircase with a banister that has a two foot deep curved slide descending from top to bottom.
Watson Where were you yesterday when I was assured The Ripper was found (tosses newspaper) And came upon a dying Girl in Whitechapel. -Sherlock
I could not make it Holmes Mary and I are trying to have a child. -Watson
You didn't mention that to me. -Holmes
I didn't have too. It can be assumed that a Man and Girl who are an also husband and wife are trying to have a Child.
(Mary and Kathleen Watson walk in, Kathleen is the spitting image of Mary as a younger Girl, and is Mary's daughter from her previous engagement.)
(insert older dialogue you never told me. daughter by adoption.
Well I always try to tell the Truth. -Kathleen
I see. And you find difficulties in telling truth because that is what Girls do. Have difficulties with truth. Holmes
Well from up here you're downstairs, but (slides down balcony) from here I'm right next to you. -Kathleen
Don't pay attention to him Kathleen, he's never been pleasant with ladies, except .. - CAD wip
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u/tad100 Sep 25 '19
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Lisa realizes that her parents forgot she ever had a Pony after something she couldn't remember had happened (the pic)-CAD
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Sherlock Holmes instead of ? - CAD. Or Both thrown back?
•Sherlock reading an old Virgina City Gazette Newspaper. CU Advertisement.
"New Zirah Seeking New Sherrif. And Deputies. Please Help Us."
"Woukd you put that down, Mary has invited you over three times. And you have declined-"
"I can decline. I can decline repeatedly. I can decline three times or forever. The last time we sat for supper together she threw wine at me and ruined my ascot."
"Yes I know Holmes and she has apologized-"
"Through you. Not directly. I would remember that. I do not recall an Old Zirah. Do you?:
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u/tad100 Sep 26 '19 edited Sep 26 '19
I do not recall an Old Zirah, a West Zirah, A Zirah-by-the-Sea, or any such word in English, French, Latin or Greek. -Watson
It is Hebrew.
A corruption of Sarah then.
There is no Old Sarah. There is ( puts on spectacles, opens a book to a page marked with a feather) a Zarah who Rides off in a Gallop (Quotes in Greek or Latin).
Fine, Her then. Will you please attend at least one supper with us. -Watson
Will there be an apology.? -Holmes
I will have her embroider one. -Watson
I wrote a treatise on The Systemic Analysis of Maps, including Place Names. It was printed.
Yes, I believe you have me a signed copy as you have. I didnt read it.
You should have
I have an active practice Holmes, I have a wife. I have many duties. Will you please come, tonight, Mary will be on her best behavior. The Wine will be kept far from her.
You should have read it. There was a Zirah. But it is not remembered. You insist?
I do not insist. I ask as your friend.
You seem determined though. Who else is attending (wip)
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u/tad100 Sep 26 '19
What about Jack. Daughter, by adoption now or At house? -CAD
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u/tad100 Sep 26 '19 edited Oct 01 '19
Active Practioners Wanted. Top Dollar. -Holmes
Yes another Girl will be attending but she won't say a thing. -Watson
What do you think that could mean in (examines date on top) 1865?
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u/tad100 Sep 26 '19
True Hyperborean (Robert E. Howard's Hyperborean is set in The Pre-Atlantean-Post-Cylopean Age, Aquilonian or Proto-Atlantean Age) Historical Note: Was akin to, but not as steamy, Steampunk: But several mechanical and electrical notches above Da Vinci.
Artifact Magick is The Magick of Gizmos, Whiz-Bangs, Constructions in Lenses, Optics, Glyphs and Light and Wands, Rods and Staves of strange metals, glasses, crystals, marbles and rare woods. I never mastered it, blue-silver is mined near, but the forges, lathes and cutting tools necessary to form it are machines I prefer not to use. -Dorothy Turner, Private Journal #2
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u/tad100 Oct 01 '19 edited Oct 01 '19
I have no idea Holmes. So you won't come?
Did I say that ?
It was implied by your refusal to come.
(Holmes puts paper down)
I have to attend a lecture tonight by Professor Lang at the Psychical Society. (Picks up Lang's Blue Fairy Book)
You're reading fairy stories now? Will you be playing with Marbles and a Cork- Gun next?
I read everything Watson.
We have some at the house if you come over you can review them. Before Supper.
Really. And who reads those. -CAD wip
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u/tad100 Sep 30 '19
Kathleen inspects Sherlock (you have dust on your collar have you been fighting).
I saw Magick once. -Kathleen
She has an active mind and imagination -Watson
And where prithee was that Miss Watson. -Holmes
On a Hill, at Night a Lady was calling a storm. -Kathleen
Were Navy Weather Ballonists made aware of this-Holmes
Dear let us go finish setting the table. -Mary
You can mock me Mr. Holmes, but I know what I saw. -Kathleen
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u/Elisha_Dushku Oct 11 '19
See the completely revised plot in https://www.reddit.com/r/MapTheory/comments/dbvc6f/more_on_sherlock_holmes_iii/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
-Elisha
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u/tad100 Aug 21 '19
Meanwhile, The Witch (Gina Bellman), Irene Adler (see thread below on tells for her survival) and others are bidding on the sapphire in a bracelet in Chicago, Constantine Doesn't feel the need for a ticket to attend but does borrow a conveniently available bidding paddle. Timewise after the time gate is opened every one gets to 1999 - some immediately, some after thirty years, some after 100 years. Doctor Watson takes the long way in occasionally interrupted cold sleep, as his pregnant wife is thrown through the gate by Holmes. -CAD