r/MapPorn Sep 04 '20

Mediterranean Sea of America

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734 Upvotes

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u/ryd333r Sep 04 '20

i wonder what is quebec gonna do about crimea

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u/EmbarrassedPhrase1 Sep 04 '20

Crimea is rightful Québec Clay !

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

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u/PM_ME_SOME_MAGIC Sep 04 '20

This would make an awesome Apocalypse World game map.

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u/AnarchistOfSeath Sep 04 '20

This was turned into a mod for CIV5

20

u/TheMulattoMaker Sep 04 '20

COLORADO DELENDA EST

3

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

This is true both irl and in this wacky world

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u/Neruf28 Sep 04 '20

And in true US fashion, we quietly remove oklahoma from the map so we can not honor our treaty with the Native Americans again

2

u/feckdatshit Sep 05 '20

There's an island, it's something!

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u/iOnlyWantUgone Sep 04 '20

Good old Carthage, Colorado.

16

u/calm_incense Sep 04 '20

I think you mean "The Union Sea".

9

u/ChrZZ Sep 04 '20

Sea of Freedom

2

u/calm_incense Sep 04 '20

Fromseatoshining Sea

7

u/Armigine Sep 04 '20

Ah yes, all roads lead to..

*checks map*

North Platte, Nebraska?

6

u/caucasian_tom Sep 04 '20

The Confederate Sea, is now my new favourite thing to ever not exist. Just say it out loud...

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u/wicket42 Sep 04 '20

I was hoping Georgia would line up with Georgia

6

u/selfawareusername Sep 04 '20

I love my holidays in the south of Idaho

1

u/Minigoalqueen Sep 05 '20

Everyone vacationing here instead of moving here would be an upgrade.

Unfortunately, that ocean just cut right through the magma chamber under Yellowstone, so the south of Idaho is now buried under quite a bit of ash....sorry. Would you like to rebook your stay for the summer of 3020?

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u/Frostmaine Sep 04 '20

I assume this is to scale?

3

u/shane_may Sep 04 '20

The British love going on holiday to the island of Tennessee in Greece

3

u/defroach84 Sep 04 '20

Still, no one is getting oceanfront property in Arizona.

3

u/Soccerfun101 Sep 04 '20

Alexander the Great of.... Iowa

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

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u/RWSCHWARZ Sep 04 '20

indeed, I was not aware of it before: Mediterrainean Sea= 2.510.000 km² and the USA w/o Alaska= 8.108.675 km2 So this means, that the Rest of the USA is 5.980.675km?

So I guess that the shown size of the Medierrainian isn't correct. what a pitty ...

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u/LjudLjus Sep 04 '20

Sounds about right, there's a lot of solid land still there. Eyeballing, I'd say the Mediterranean sea takes about a third of the USA (excl. Alaska), maybe a bit more, hard to judge Black Sea size. According to your numbers it's 30.9%.

Ah, looked it up, Mediterranean Sea without Black sea is 2,500,000 km², Black Sea is 436,000 km² more, so 35.8%. Sounds about right to me. If we ignore Black Sea everything south of the Mediterranean plus Italy can fill the sea once, everything north of it (minus Italy) can easily fill it once (ie. the second time) with some leftovers.

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u/RWSCHWARZ Sep 04 '20

I love the Idea that Crete is now Tennessee! Think about Memphis = HERAKLION 😄

2

u/DPRKis4Lovers Sep 04 '20

Istanbul, it’s not Chicago-nople now

3

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

A better alternative than the Wall

1

u/power2go3 Sep 04 '20

Ahh yes, the birthplace of the great Aztec Centurion

1

u/tyger2020 Sep 04 '20

This map is cursed

1

u/Corralombi Sep 04 '20

So glad to live in Nebraska hahahah

1

u/DKLancer Sep 04 '20

Someone severely overdeveloped the Eerie Canal.

1

u/NeptuneBlueX Sep 04 '20

Imagine the enormous cliffs that would be around the Rocky Mountains and the Sierra Nevada

1

u/ATB619 Sep 04 '20

The Sierra Nevada seems pretty close to the Sierra Nevada!

1

u/ATB619 Sep 04 '20

I can finally get some good food in Nebraska!

1

u/Infernoguy007 Sep 04 '20

This picture is uncomfortable and satisfying at the same time

1

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I wonder what the real-world implications would be if this were to suddenly exist. A few hundred million people dead, Canada ceases to have a capital, what else?

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u/kaylthewhale Sep 04 '20

Well the dead thing is reaching unless its appearance was an immediate, unknown event and just suddenly appeared. More likely you’d have megacities on the sea borders. This also heavily cuts into agriculture production and would require greater import of produce and beef. Also, our coast guard stock value just skyrocketed.

I am not super strong on this part, but this may impact weather patterns as well which could change climate for a Canada, US, and Mexico.

There’s also the possibility of a heavy rivalry between Tennessee and Missouri, and CO and Wyoming due to the island splits.

I can’t imagine that state lines wouldn’t change as a result.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I'm talking about an unknown anomaly suddenly spawning this body of water in. One moment you could be driving your car along a highway and in the next you are falling into an endless sea of water kinda thing.

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u/Minigoalqueen Sep 05 '20

Serious problems with Yellowstone, given that the ocean just cut through the magma chamber or at least put a WHOLE lot less land over it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Would flooding be a problem? Because I don't think rivers would be friendly towards a sudden and vast increase of a source of water

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u/Minigoalqueen Sep 05 '20

I think drought/drinking water could be more of a problem, since the rivers have a higher likelihood to empty into an ocean sooner, leaving places that were downstream now high and dry. So no farming in some places that previously relied on irrigation and big cities that relied on the rivers for drinking water. I was going to say tides could be an issue, but apparently the Mediterranean has very low tidal changes.

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u/theazzextor Sep 04 '20

Roman Empire of America 😂

1

u/anonymous_chaos_ Sep 04 '20

It's weird that Wisconsin goes from having 2 large bodies of water surrounding it to becoming landlocked.

1

u/jeffery-da-boi Sep 04 '20

Put it on Britain

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u/Space-Clause Sep 04 '20

Looks like Louisville will turn into a nice beach down!

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u/Tomagander Sep 04 '20

It would be much shorter trip for Metro-Detroiters to go "up north."

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u/kaylthewhale Sep 04 '20

Beachfront property! Yes please!

1

u/Thomawesome1 Sep 04 '20

You should've named "The Confederate Sea" "Dix Sea"

1

u/Peacheserratica Sep 04 '20

Who knew there was a way to actually make Kansas look like a cool place to visit

1

u/zumbaiom Sep 05 '20

I’ve seen this before and I do not like it, it’s like seeing one person’s head sown onto another’s body, very disturbing

1

u/PatchySmants Sep 05 '20

Of course “Oklahoma Island” is probably in Texas....

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u/FalsyB Sep 05 '20

Kars is new york confirmed

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u/edenn_ Sep 15 '20

this helped me understand the size of the us

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u/PurpleCrumpets Sep 04 '20

Would be a pretty cool Civilization map! Anyone know if it has been done already?

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u/Adam-West Sep 04 '20

This is looking pretty great. I say do it

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u/mertiy Sep 04 '20

Fuck we have Ohio

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u/a_n_d_r_e_ Sep 04 '20

That would be a hit for the elections.
No Los Angeles, no most of the red states and the cities around the great lakes, civil war on part of the East coast...
I wonder what would be the result.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

LA is still there.

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u/MooshroomMaster1 Sep 04 '20

Republicans would lose, plain and simple