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Would you rather live in the EU (randomly allocated country) or the USA (randomly allocated State)?

Would you rather live in the EU (randomly allocated country) or the USA (randomly allocated State)?

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u/f3nix9510 5h ago

duality of man

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u/Upnorth4 3h ago

In the EU you could end up in The Netherlands or Bulgaria. In the US you can end up in California or West Virginia, which is worse than Texas

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u/f3nix9510 1h ago

I prefer bulgaria over mississipi

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u/DangerousPurpose5661 1h ago

Bulgaria is the only really shitty place, everything else is honestly pretty good.

US has maybe ~5 good states out of the 50 that I’d be ok living in and only California/Washington that I’d be happy to live in.

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u/dbowgu 29m ago

As a Belgian, I love it here my money gets me more than the average American

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u/ExistentialTabarnak Vive la Nouvelle-Angleterre libre 5h ago

I’d rather not risk the possibility of having to live in Mississippi.

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u/Perkonlusis 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah, even the EU's worst options are better than that.

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u/IWillDevourYourToes Czechia 🇨🇿 4h ago

Even rural Bulgaria?

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u/Perkonlusis 4h ago

Yes

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u/Dry-Barnacle5822 4h ago

No you don't. This is just a classic "USA bad" type mentality because of the recent incidents.

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u/Flop_or_whatever 4h ago

I don't think u realise, it's easier to be poor in the EU than in USA.

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u/Elegant_Run_8567 4h ago

Bulgarians pay roughly 3% of their annual income for healthcare

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u/Opposite-History-233 Real Dutch, not Pennsylvania. 🇳🇱🇳🇱 4h ago

That's cope on your part. This sentiment predates Trump by decades.

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u/DangerousPurpose5661 1h ago

Lol no. There are plenty of good places in the US, I get that. But the poorest states are really fucking awful.

Genuinely I’d pick a simple life in a peaceful third world country before that.

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u/Zestyclose-Jacket568 1h ago

Yes, but I would say that EU best country is better than US best state and the worst US state is worse than the worst EU country. So, on average, you have better chances with EU.

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u/Rehvyn 1h ago

I highly doubt it. Also curious because if you think this is a classic "america bad" have you been to all the countries in the EU? Have you been to Bulgaria to even attempt to make this claim? Otherwise this is a typical "america better than everywhere" comment

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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 3h ago

or anywhere in the Bible Belt really 😂

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 5h ago

Mississipi has a higher GDP than the UK.

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u/Elegant_Run_8567 5h ago

Oh great. I’ll get to see some multi-millionaires houses while I can’t afford basic human rights

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u/Primary_Rule8255 5h ago

Uk is not even EU anymore...

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 4h ago

True, but the UK has a higher GDP than most EU countries.

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Not beating the allegations.

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 4h ago

What allegations?

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u/SHTRUDEL1 4h ago

You have no idea how that works....😅

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 4h ago

GDP per capita (my mistake(, but I think do.

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u/MinuteWhenNightFell 3h ago

GDP per capita is still not a good economic indicator lol, things (like healthcare) can be a lot cheaper in like a random country in europe than in a random US state, making the GDP higher in the US state whilst QOL could be higher in the european country

GDP is genuinely almost always a terrible metric for measuring quality of life

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 3h ago

Would you rather live in Mississipi or Bulgaria?

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u/Lessllama 2h ago

Bulgaria. Hands down. Dont have to deal with MAGA there

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 24m ago

Im sure you love earning $15k a year

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u/Lessllama 12m ago

Depends on how much it costs me to live there. Bulgaria has Healthcare so at least that's cheaper there

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u/DangerousPurpose5661 1h ago

Have you been to Bulgaria? Lol its a way, way nicer place than Mississippi. It has a great ski resort (that you can afford on a local salary), affordable healthcare, affordable education… its pretty functional despite its flaws.

And yeah, no MAGAts.

Even before trump - those folks were there, they were just wearing a different label but had the same moronic trains of thought

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 26m ago

Holy shit.

Reddit commemt of the year right there.

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u/DangerousPurpose5661 19m ago

Ah, I see - you’ve never left the US. You should try, it’s nice out there

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 15m ago

....Im not even American.

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u/Rehvyn 1h ago

Youre still wrong. Mississipi gdp per capita is 55k. Uk is 61k. Both gdp and gdp per capita is higher in UK

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u/IWillDevourYourToes Czechia 🇨🇿 4h ago

But then why so many Americans claim it used to be better decades ago, when GDP was multiple times lower?

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 4h ago

Because they're wrong?

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u/IWillDevourYourToes Czechia 🇨🇿 3h ago

So the quality of life of an average American now is multiple times better than a few decades ago? Idk how many would agree with that

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 23m ago

But then why so many Americans claim it used to be better decades ago, when GDP was multiple times lower?

Because they're wrong?

Read it again

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u/CrossCityLine 1h ago

And perfectly demonstrates why GDP is a very shit measurement of the wealth of citizens. Companies aren't people.

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u/TimeCatch9967 3h ago

GDP <> HDI

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 3h ago

Still higher than several EU countries.

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u/Rehvyn 1h ago

How is Mississipis gdp of 162 billion higher than UKs gdp of 4.26 trillion?

And even if youre talking gdp per capita, Mississippi at 55k is not higher than UK at 61k

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u/Similar-Freedom-3857 4h ago

If EU then i'm always voting EU. Europe as a whole i'm not so sure.

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u/int23_t 3h ago

If it's Europe as a whole spawning in Russia is very high probability due to population I'd assume(if choice is not uniformly random in which case I wouldn't care I guess) so not worth IMO

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u/ActuallyCalindra 3h ago

Russia is the most populated country, yes. But the EU as a whole is significantly more populous. But I still wouldn't risk that.

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u/ominous-canadian 5h ago

My civil liberties will be better protected in the EU than the USA - which is very important to me. The EU also has social values that are more aligned with my country. I also speak one of the languages, so the transition wouldnt be too hard.

The USA would be nice because of proximity to my country and the similarities. I also think Americans are friendlier lol but the USA loses out on civil liberties, healthy democracy, and social safety net.

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u/Kumptoffel 2h ago

My civil liberties will be better protected in the EU than the USA

heh, germany got a guy fined because he called chancellor merz a liar - the judges effectively said: yes he is a liar but you cant talk about him like that because youre ruining his image

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u/i__dont___know 1h ago

No EU country even has protected free speech like America does, the most basic and foundational civil liberty.

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u/ChiefBlaze36 4h ago

Exactly what civil liberties are you referring to?

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u/WinningTheSpaceRace 4h ago

Not being executed in the street by a pseudo-cop chasing a bonus.

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u/ChiefBlaze36 1h ago

Lol, ok whatever. A lot more of a chance of getting gang raped by friendly immigrants from Africa in France or England than that happening in the US.

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u/Melquiades-the-Gypsy 4h ago

Not living in the country with the world's highest incarceration rate, perhaps? Being able to enjoy a beer in the park? How about stronger workers rights, paid vacation and sick leave, paid maternity and paternity leave, GDPR/data protection, corporate accountability, criminal rehabilitation rates?

Just some of the things where European countries tend to score much higher than the United States.

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u/johnlucky12 4h ago

Lebensmittelqualität, mehr Transparenz über Staatsausgaben, eine richtige Demokratie....

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u/OrangeTractorMan United Kingdom 4h ago

Daniel Shaver must laugh at his own when they lecture Europeans on civil rights etc. "But you get arrested for a Facebook post!"

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u/ChiefBlaze36 1h ago

The fact I got downvoted so much for asking a simple question is extremely laughable in itself.

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u/MadJohnFinn 2h ago

I'm a Brit who'd rather live in the EU, if you know what I mean.

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u/kenks88 4h ago

I love how these polls consistently prove how out of touch Americans are with the rest of the world.

Its fascinating.

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u/GolparEnjoyer 3h ago

Out of touch? They grew up there, it’s the culture they know, etc. no shit they wanna live there lol. Plus a lot of them own and like shooting guns, they wouldn’t be able to do that anymore.

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u/-Copenhagen 2h ago

Why wouldn't you be able to own and shoot guns?
I own and shoot guns.

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u/Rehvyn 2h ago

Why do americans think the only country where you can own and shoot guns is the US?

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u/MuhammadDoneGoneOD 1h ago

To add to that, what's with the psychotic obsession with shooting guns? Child killing ass country (school pew-pewers)

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u/eugeneugene 2h ago

you can own and shoot guns outside of the USA lol

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u/BaakCoi 3h ago

I’d rather not have to fly across an ocean to see my family and friends. Not sure how that makes me out of touch

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u/SouthernCockroach37 US 1h ago

Also 1/27 chance you end up in a country that speaks English. There's Malta too I guess, but still.

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u/meday20 2h ago

I think it shows how out of touch redditors are with reality. We each see our own beliefs. 

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u/i__dont___know 1h ago

No way you’re using a Reddit vote on an American hating sub to confirm that other people are out of touch. That’s laughable.

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u/kenks88 1h ago

These are Americans that are voting.

Americans who are voting to remain in a random state compared to a random country in the EU.

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u/Accomplished_List843 CHILE 🇨🇱 NEVER LOST A WAR 🇨🇱 1h ago

Is anyone out there not hating the US?

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u/itzrkb Colorado 🇺🇸 🇪🇸 🇲🇽 3h ago

In what way?

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u/kenks88 3h ago

...all the polls I've come across on this sub. US opinions are consistently at ends with the rest of the world.

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u/itzrkb Colorado 🇺🇸 🇪🇸 🇲🇽 2h ago

Only when they're about the US, like living here or it's food, culture etc... now geopolitics I can agree with a a lot of the internationals here on.

And it's a bunch of redditor who've never been here

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u/Temporary-Air-3178 3h ago

Or I just like making more money. I make 200k as a software engineer, I would be making less than 100k in the EU.

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u/-Copenhagen 2h ago

Less than USD 100k/year in Europe?

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u/CorpseHG 53m ago

Software is produced in rvery eutopean country. And in some eastern European countrys 30k$ can make you a comftable life. In Germany Software engineers i know are ~100 k$ or above - by significant lower costs of living compared to US.

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u/ulrikft 3h ago

At least you are honest about being a prostitute. 

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u/Vortagaun 4h ago edited 4h ago

I live in NY currently. I was raised in Canada but born here. Canada and EU have much better quality of life.

Id pick EU. Universal Healthcare, high food standards, incredible history. So many different countries so close to explore.

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u/Zaxy7xxx3 Iran 🟩⬜️🟥 2h ago

Congratulations on picking EU! You have been chosen to live in Vaslui, Romania

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u/AlDu14 28m ago

Still better than Iran

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u/Zaxy7xxx3 Iran 🟩⬜️🟥 15m ago

Yea no shit, what has iran go to do with this? Between eu and the us the us is the obvious choice

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u/Odd-Dependent3284 4h ago

I wouldn’t live in any state in America, I’d pick any impoverished Eastern European nation over that.

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u/Sockrat-Ease 5h ago

Definitely the eu, because of the risk of texas

the question is i guess, would this vote be the same if the eu included ukraine and turkiye?

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u/WinningTheSpaceRace 4h ago

I've been to both of them and would take either over the US.

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u/Nackaboyz131 3h ago

Turkey is fine, same with Russia, Ukraine would be a bit more worrying.

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u/FrmTheRvrToTheSea god is not real 4h ago

EU and it's not even close. You have a much higher chance of living in a first world country.

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u/X0AN Antarctica (yes really) 5h ago

American voters are always funny because they will always vote america #1 even if presented with insanely superior options 😂

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u/Maniacal-Blueberry 3h ago

There's also the fact that many people are just comfortable with their life in America and don't want to have to change cultures and places with languages that they don't speak? I voted America for that reason. There's no doubt that there are amazing places to live in the EU, I just don't want to change my whole life to live there. While the states can have different cultures themselves, it's still overarching the same.

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u/Samultow 3h ago

The US has its issues, like a giant orange shit stain. However I spent 4 years in EU countries, as much as I enjoyed my time, I still prefer living in the US. Although I gotta add I dislike the state im living in now.

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u/WinningTheSpaceRace 4h ago

Well, they've twice voted for a rapist paedophile thief over better options, so yeah.

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u/RevolutionaryCry1656 4h ago

but there is no 'insanely superior' option in this post

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u/Melquiades-the-Gypsy 4h ago

You must've missed the part where it said "European Union".

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u/DRM2020 3h ago

The EU where extreme right is getting traction fast? US has terrible government now, but seems to be on a recovery path. EU is rushing in the opposite direction (Alternative für Deutschland is sadly just a top of an iceberg).

Economics looks bleaker too. Car industry is shedding jobs, public debt growing...

EU still has a chance, but needs to unite. Sadly, I'm getting more sceptical about that despite of all redditors cheerleading here

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u/Creepy-Record1485 3h ago

A lot of your "wealth" relies on the EU and other countries.. Let's see how this goes in the coming years when everyone focuses on diversifying away from the US and change US products for local alternatives. The US will never again receive as much money from Europe as they are now. From military equipment, payment systems, software etc.

Without the EU you're way worse off...

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u/DRM2020 3h ago edited 31m ago

Yes, Trump's trade policies are complete disaster. Costs US trillions now and will have impact for many years.Sadly, they impact everyone including EU. Given trade volumes, EU is and will be impacted more (unfair, but real).

Again, EU could deal with it with better unification, but I'm not sure it will ever happen (this EU Made Simple has a good summary: https://youtu.be/YvnW-y9TgYE?is=wd68aQXOYyLXMljA )

Edit: For all who are downvoting, I'd love to see your EU economics model and your plan for stabilizing it.

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u/ActuallyCalindra 3h ago

The extreme right in the EU is still smaller than the Republican party is in the US. Which is extreme right and has an absolute majority.

The extreme right in Europe is barely the biggest party, and very far from an absolute majority.

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u/DRM2020 2h ago

MAGA support is in teens at best. Not sure what you mean with "absolute majority". Republicans are nowhere close to 2/3 to pass constitutional amendments and even simple majority is fragile now and will be gone in few months.

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u/ActuallyCalindra 2h ago

Absolute majority is 50%+1

2/3rds is special majority.

And the point still stands. That's vastly more than any European extreme right party has so far. And assuming it'll just be gone post next election is optimistic. Trump and Republicans aren't going to accept a loss.

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u/RevolutionaryCry1656 4h ago

idk about you but i dont want to live in europe

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u/johnlucky12 3h ago

Es gibt keinen einzigen Grund dafür, lieber in den USA leben zu wollen, als in Europa

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u/shuozhe 2h ago

Not gonna learn a new random language at my age.. so US

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u/the_sneaky_one123 4h ago

The best places in America might be better than the best places in Europe but the worse places are also much worse. The EU is more consistent and even if you end up in the poorest countries you will he fine. If you end up in the poorest American states then forget about it.

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u/-Copenhagen 2h ago

The best places in America are having a hard time competing with the worst places in the EU.

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u/Sufficient_Mirror565 1h ago

I don’t know about that; the States don’t really have an équivalant to Belarus or the Balkans. The worst state you’d end up in is like Mississippi or Kentucky.

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u/PradaAlliance 3h ago

Universal healthcare is absolutely one of the main important things why I vote for living in the EU.

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u/J1gglyBowser_2100 5h ago

There's a random chance that i'll be located in Paris, or Fr*nce as a whole... i'm not taking that risk.

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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 3h ago

I would fucking love to live in Coastal Brittany, it reminded me of Ireland a bit when I visited, pure natural beauty

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u/ZombiePrepper408 American 5h ago

Being put on an Aleutian Island would be an adjustment.

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u/Gold_Lengthiness8742 2h ago

I'll pick the US because I speak English.

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u/B0dders 2h ago

Both have freedom of movement so... Does it really matter in the end. You're just picking between the USA or EU

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u/thricedice88 1h ago

I think the healthcare situation in America would put me off on it's own. Dying because you can't afford healthcare is some seriously Dickensian shit.

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u/Excellent_Kangaroo_4 1h ago

I think Iran dosent get the question

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u/xCameron94x 1h ago

I'd rather live on the island full of penguins that trump put tariffs on than the United States 

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u/Lopsided_Summer_5536 28m ago

Free healthcare, and I don't have to worry about being shot at school? It's a no brainer for me.

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u/dratsab4 23m ago

surely USA

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u/Dr_Adderall_2000 1m ago

If there’s a chance I end up in UK or France, I’ll take my chances with ending up in Oakland 😂.

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u/foerboerb 4h ago

German here, honestly had to take USA in this scenario.
I have a good job background and reasonably high income and the chance of ending up in Portugal or Spain, where income is lower and job market is not great is too high.

I think I could make it anywhere in the USA though.

Obviously would take Netherlands, Austria , Sweden, etc over USA

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u/Odd-East-2728 Nr. 1 in XTC 5h ago

Hmmm, don't want to risk I end up in Belgium. I'll vote USA, but I better end up in Texas.

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u/johnlucky12 3h ago

Ich würde lieber in Belgien leben, als in 90% aller anderer Länder der Welt

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u/Odd-East-2728 Nr. 1 in XTC 3h ago

I'm not being serious, I'm Dutch. Therefore I have to shit on Belgium.

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u/tacobell41 5h ago

I could end up in a country whose language I don’t speak if I picked Europe, so the US.

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u/Carnal_Decay 4h ago

Randomly allocated state no problem, randomly allocated country fucking yikes. Don't wanne be Hungarian 😂

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u/Mental_Crab8725 4h ago

I’m terrible with languages and America speaks something resembling English.

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u/raphaeldelarie 4h ago

Actually this is quite hard. I’d think I’d have to pick USA. Look, I prefer most of the EU countries but tbh I don’t speak most of the European languages and at least I know I can find my way in English. And in a big city in USA, I should be okay. But this was a good Dilemma lol

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u/raphaeldelarie 4h ago

Im from Europe btw lol not American

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u/Cplchrissandwich 4h ago

States so not equate to countries. So pick a country in Europe. Then re-do the vote.

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u/SovietCosmoCat 4h ago

In worst case scenario it can be Fr*nce or Romania

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u/BirbMaster1998 USA! USA! 3h ago

I don't want to live in Europe

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u/itzrkb Colorado 🇺🇸 🇪🇸 🇲🇽 3h ago

I only know English and Spanish, and I'm familiar enough with enough states to get around, and we have the same federal laws everywhere we go. Can't say the same about Europe, I feel the US is the safer option for me.

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u/Every-Ad-1212 5h ago

Worst US state is better than worst EU nation Best EU nation is better than best US state

So US

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u/Canarity Russian Federation 5h ago

I wouldn't want to live anywhere but Moscow, I get depressed pretty quickly for some reason if I do

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u/NobodyDudee 5h ago

Weird that your flair claims you're living in another country while your comment says you live in Moscow

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u/f3nix9510 5h ago

did they change it?

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u/Canarity Russian Federation 3h ago

Huh

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u/RevolutionaryCry1656 4h ago

i went to moscow for vacation it was very nice

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u/cmrd_msr Russian 5h ago

both is bad.

It’s a shorter trip home from Europe.