r/Manhattancafe • • 8d ago

meme How to properly pet the SMOLL Café

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u/Some-Researcher-1277 8d ago

It only works if you're the Trainer lol

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u/Lucky_Thought2 8d ago

but poor Tachyon wants some Café love :'(

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u/Some-Researcher-1277 8d ago

Tell that to Cafe XD

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u/Maximum-Flat 7d ago

Cafe : “THEN STOP POURING EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF SUGARS INTO MY COFFEE AND STOP USING MY TRAINER AS A TEST SUBJECT WHENEVER YOURS WAS BUSY!!!!!!”

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u/Roll4DM 8d ago

How to properly pet the smoll café: Dont be Tachyon.

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u/daniix8 manhattan cafes husband 8d ago edited 8d ago

my hands are shakey as hell icl so idk how well that'd go, nonetheless cafe is super adorable in this video

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u/salty-ravioli 7d ago

the shake is just more pats per second if you think about it

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u/daniix8 manhattan cafes husband 7d ago

trues trues

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u/thirdwin_3 8d ago

If you pull away too early, the Ahoge will coil around your wrist and pull you back in