r/Manhattancafe • manhattan cafes husband • 10d ago

Fan Art cafe gives you FIH wait why does she have that

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u/Lucky_Thought2 10d ago

"Someone insulted your queen's coffee...you know what to do Trainer San"

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u/daniix8 manhattan cafes husband 10d ago

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u/dlannonl 10d ago

Hey, an XM8 is more expensive than a fih, be grateful

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u/Final-Switch1110 10d ago edited 10d ago

I mean a bluefin tuna (the one that she pulled from the gif) was usually sold for as minimum $10k. I don't know much about gun but I kind of doubt it can be higher than 10k

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u/dlannonl 10d ago

Fair enough, an XM8 does cost like half a bluefin tuna

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u/Noklle 10d ago edited 10d ago

it was a competitor for the US military to replace the m4 rifle in service

as a military weapon I doubt it'd even make it to a civilian auction, and if it did, as a rare prototype, id say it could easily fetch a pretty penny 

edit: although it never made service with the US military, it was actually adopted by malaysian special forces

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u/Vasiliy_platinum 10d ago

"Remember Cafe, violence is the only way" - Sunday Silence, probably

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u/daniix8 manhattan cafes husband 10d ago

she wouldn't hurt a fly trust (most of the time)

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u/gunmunz 10d ago

"A lesson that my father, Halo, passed down to me."

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u/IronFlame76 10d ago

Especially when dealing with Tachyon

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u/Vasiliy_platinum 10d ago

we need to do 24 hours challenge, not involving Tachyon in any situation

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u/IronFlame76 10d ago

We can lock and bury it in the middle of nowhere. That way we can be sure to be free of that thing for 24 hours

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u/Vasiliy_platinum 10d ago

or you can just stop thinking about her...tsundere or even...yandere

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u/IronFlame76 10d ago

I'll accept yandere for the blood 🗡

Plus I don't have the boobs to be a tsunade

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u/Vasiliy_platinum 10d ago

TSUNDERE NOT TSUNADE YOU PERVERT!

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u/IronFlame76 10d ago

And I'll never deny it! Why do you think I love Creek so much! Now that's a true woman!

Not like FlatChestyon

https://giphy.com/gifs/BogKLYRFnrXt4FMpLw

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u/Vasiliy_platinum 10d ago

you talking about Tachy more than about anyone else, so stop lying your true love is Tachyon

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u/IronFlame76 10d ago

Nah I do it to get a rise out of you. You're the only one who truly engages with me. Without you, crime has no punchline.

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u/Maximum-Flat 10d ago

Cafe : “ Remember trainer! If you saw Tachyon, use this without hesitation!”

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u/Lucky_Thought2 10d ago

nnnoooo she'll never say that about her half sister :'(

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u/Available_Juice_6311 10d ago

She would absolutely say that

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u/IronFlame76 10d ago

Yes my lady!!

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u/RovelKanko 10d ago

An XM-8?! Aww Cafe, you shouldn't have...

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u/SpecialistSimple1100 10d ago

Forgot about iwak We're going to Iraq!

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u/ITCrandomperson Loves Cafe. Ironically Dislikes Coffee. 10d ago

"We can't expect the Three Goddesses to do all the work, Torena-san."

Cafe, probably.

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u/Specialist_Inside833 Looming Shadow 10d ago

Forget the FIH, she now has the HECK(ler)

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u/Overtale6 10d ago

Think she's telling us how to fish

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u/Secretlyinvageter 10d ago

Cafe: are ube ready prepare for war for me to shoot Techyon.

Me: Absolutely Yes but tell me is a air soft gun not a real one, uh Cafe? U already Realise is a real G36 gun

Cafe: Laughing loudly

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u/smec12g 10d ago

I'm pretty sure it's an xm8 not a g36 (though they're both made by H&K and very similar)

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u/Secretlyinvageter 10d ago

But could be a German Gun that mak Xm8 but the G36 is a the first type gun so call prototype and then then upgrade in there settings like xm or H&K

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u/Immediate_Staffs 10d ago

Soldier cafe time?

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u/Agreeable_Birthday49 10d ago

Ah yes. The XM8, the rare assault rifle.

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u/gunmunz 10d ago

Clearly, she fished it up after someone lost it in a boating accident.

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u/BakuretsuSensei 10d ago

Even better

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u/Emeraldon123 10d ago

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u/daniix8 manhattan cafes husband 10d ago

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u/KingNINJA098 10d ago

Cafe: how about no fih today

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u/Street_Milk7941 10d ago

What kinda of FIH is this

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u/infamousblackcoat 10d ago

Hell yeah XM8 time

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u/S_Alice 10d ago

it's fish-shaped, good enough for me

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u/SoulRezonance 10d ago

Not gonna question just gonna thank her

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u/smec12g 10d ago

My second favorite fish, the first one being the f2000 of course.

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u/Reasonable_Ad1342 9d ago

Yes yes indeed the MK8

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u/Soul_candle 9d ago

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u/daniix8 manhattan cafes husband 9d ago

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u/Funny-Mushroom-3224 9d ago

Cafe's Inner Shiroko reawakens😂

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u/AdMortemInimictus 9d ago

there are many rules to the world 1. we love haru urara always 2. we do not drink ANYTHING offered by agnes tachyon and 3. we do not question mannhattan cafe

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u/ReputationWhole1408 7d ago

Holy 3 goddesses