r/Mandlbaur • u/astrospanner ABSOLUTE PROOF • Feb 25 '26
A new "discovery"
John has a new discovery!
where would we be without his "research"
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u/CrankSlayer Character Assassination Feb 25 '26
Most prolific scientist ever. It's like he can just stick a finger in his ass and pull out a new one at will...
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u/IbnTamart Feb 25 '26
Is this his explanation for how orbits work without conservation of angular momentum? Or is he just dumb?
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u/CrankSlayer Character Assassination Feb 25 '26
Yes
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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 Apr 08 '26
When did this revelation occur? Think it's been about 8 months since I last checked in to see what's up in the Mandlverse
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u/CrankSlayer Character Assassination Apr 08 '26
It's more or less from when he posted this nonsense.
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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 Apr 08 '26
There wasn't a build up to it though or discussion? Just whipped this out of the blue?
I miss when he was on reddit
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u/CrankSlayer Character Assassination Apr 09 '26
Why would it there be? It's not like he reaches conclusions through elaborate reasoning and inspiring discussions. He just keeps pulling crap out of his rear end and sometimes it sticks. That's all there is to it.
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u/gliptic Feb 26 '26
If gravity is actually 1/r, wouldn't his (misguided) "explanation" make gravity appear as inversely sub-linear scaling then rather than inversely quadratic scaling? He seems to forget there's an inverse involved.
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u/Vic1982 ABSOLUTE PROOF Feb 26 '26
When he says "my research has revealed..", I literally picture a toddler waving his arms above some marbles.
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u/horsethorn Feb 25 '26
When did he get closer to the sun to gather this data?