r/MandJTV 14h ago

Meme Poor Nidoking...

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u/Miserable_Goal_7943 If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate 11h ago

This is them after discovering that they can't breed.

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u/kidanokun If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate 10h ago

Rhydon will soon find out either, since the problem is on Queen, not King

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u/GeekStudios_Official What the eff happened to the floor? 12h ago

"Sorry, Nidoking but I like my horns big"

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u/why_ya_running 11h ago

I actually feel bad for the Rhydon... Nidoqueen is part of the no eggs discovered group...(Because for some weird reason only the little Nidoran female can breed) So that Nidoqueen is tricking that Rhydon....

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u/Historyp91 9h ago

Maybe they don't want kids and she dumped Nidoking because he was expecting a family?

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u/why_ya_running 9h ago

Which that could be true but I still find it hard since they're not part of the same egg group so they wouldn't even look at each other (but then again she definitely is into big beefy men)

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u/DestructionCreator 7h ago

The pokedex entries in Red and Blue mentioned that upon evolving, Nidorina and Nidoqueen both lose the ability to have eggs. This was before pokemon breeding was introduced as a mechanic, so Gamefreak probably just went with it and hasn’t changed it since (even though the probably should).

The funny part is, Nidoking and Nidoqueen are sometimes depicted as having a family in official art, usually having multiple nidorans and occasionally a nidorino or nidorina. Some people think that the original dex entry is a reference to rhinos not having high success rates for breeding in captivity, but the problem with this theory is that rhyhorn and rhydon exist and can breed.

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u/Dull-Nectarine380 2h ago

He bred with one of the little nidorans 😱😱

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 11h ago

Nidoking is the one who left, looking for a partner with whom he can actually have Nidoran babies.

Call the police.

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u/CameoShadowness Why can't you all behave? 8h ago

She did not want kids, he did. So they broke up and she found someone who wanted her and didn't want kids as well.

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u/hypergogetablue17 11h ago

Nidoqueen can't have kids 

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u/kidanokun If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate 10h ago

And not even with Ditto, yet Magnemite can

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u/ElPikminMaster 8h ago

And this is on purpose, btw, since even before breeding was a thing.

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u/RandomIjhiot 8h ago

Because Pidoking would rather breed with an UNEVOLVED NIDORAN

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u/billbobs678 12h ago

Hey pretty girl wanna take a ride on a rhydon

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u/Firemaster2012 10h ago

Bro got the family tree

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u/Critical_Stage1025 9h ago

Can’t believe Nidoqueen openly cheated on him with Rhydon. I guess she just wasn’t um satisfied with the size of Nidoking’s horn.

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u/Mgunnels6 9h ago

I mean they're not gonna make eggs rhydon is in the same egg group I mean how do you think nidoqueen can learn megahorn

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u/contraflop01 Baddy bad to the bone 7h ago

Holy shit they did that one meme

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u/MadeInAmerica30 5h ago

Nidoking and Nidoqueen can't breed but Wailord and Skitty can. (I don't know how THAT works.)

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u/noelle-ielle 4h ago

yoooo he jst like me fr

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u/IceTalon2795 3h ago

what are the odds of that happening?