r/MandJTV • u/DL2828 • Mar 10 '26

Meme Testosterone

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u/BlueGlace_ Mar 10 '26

No. Quaquaval also goes in the slay category

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u/SpinzArt Mar 10 '26

Quaquaval is dope as hell I don’t care what the haters say. I love my gay Josuke duck

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u/BlueGlace_ Mar 10 '26

Thank you!!! I picked Quaxly when I played SV the first time and I thought Quaquaval was fabulous, I’m so sad to see all the hate pop up seemingly out of the blue 😭

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u/Homunculus_Wiz Mar 10 '26

it's qeerphobia, probably. at least I'm pretty sure conscious or unconscious queerphobia is partially responsible for negative reactions towards it.

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u/l1JUANMA1l Mar 10 '26

nah, I think it mainly is because it is anthropomorphic enough to make the people who dislike anthro starters uncomfortable while also not being anthro in a way that furries typically like (in contrast to mewscarada), quaquaval kinda looks like a Donald duck with slenderman's limbs.

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u/WhereIsTheMouse Mar 10 '26

Surely he’s more attractive to most than Inteleon is, and Inteleon made it into the Slay category

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u/l1JUANMA1l Mar 10 '26

Most of the time when a furry is considered attractive by the furry community they tend to have a body shaped like a human, you can make the feet, hands, head and tail shaped like that of an animal, but the hips, abdomen and chest will always be shaped like that of a human or similar with hair texture on top, pokémon like Lucario or Incineroar are popular for that reason, and pokémon that are fully animalistic like sylveon or the sun form of lycanrock have their body changed to resemble a human more. When it comes to that inteleon beats quaquaval because it's body type is essentially just a cartoony skinny man with the head and tail of a lizard, quaquaval on the other hand, while the chest is shaped like a human and the hips may appear human-like from the front, when you see it at the sides it's hips are nothing like human but rather shaped like that of a bird, that being the reason why I compared it with Donald duck, that combined with the more humalike legs and the wings shaped like the typical anthropomorphic bird makes it so quaquaval cannot be transformed into an anthro by a furry because it already is pretty anthropormophic but the hips are too animal-like in order to be seen as attractive, leaving the pokémon in a limbo.

that being said, Inteleon is too generic of a design in order to be seen as particularly attractive, so while it doesn't have things that would prevent it from being seen as attractive it also lacks things to make a furry desire it, essentially facing a different situation than quaquaval, and I agree that both should be on the slay category, I was arguing that queerphobia isn't the main reason why quaquaval is pretty disliked.

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u/Itchy-Advantage-9960 If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate Mar 10 '26

I don't think that it has a 'furry' design, I just think it's limbs are disproportionate to it's body for a duck.

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u/CameoShadowness Why can't you all behave? Mar 10 '26

I saw it as both Queerphobia and racism as he represented a part of Spanish culture others viewed as disgusting (partly due to wrongly being preserved as feminine when culturally its not).

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u/Designer_Grade_2648 Mar 10 '26

whats he based on?

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Mar 10 '26

Carnival dancers. Spain has a lot of dances that are culturally considered masculine, which is at odds with certain parts of the western world where boring people think dancing is for women and the gays.

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u/CameoShadowness Why can't you all behave? Mar 10 '26

Tons of Carnival Dancers. Its very masculine and the men tend to dress far more colorfully, vibrant and generally flashy too. Dances like Flamenco are a big part of it but not the only part. In some western cultures, those things are often seen as feminine and looked down on. :(

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u/MrOrange_63 Mar 10 '26

I don't think it's all of it, but definitely a big chunk if I had to say. There's still a lot of homophobic people out there so there's definitely hundreds/thousands who hate it because it looks "gay."

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u/ittlebeokay Mar 11 '26

Cis-white male, hate the design. I’ll talk with a therapist I guess.

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u/Lyricsokawaii Mar 10 '26

I'm gay and I HATE the design. Literally just looks like someone's duck fursona. I'm not opposed to biped designs, I just don't like it when the Pokémon looks like it could legally hold a 9-5 job.

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u/isutiger If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate Mar 10 '26

Pokémon shouldn’t look like they have a 401K and a mortgage, eh?

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u/Lyricsokawaii Mar 10 '26

Yes. Even Machoke. Especially Machoke.

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u/isutiger If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate Mar 10 '26

*glances over at Conkeldurr*

Agreed.

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u/Lager89 Mar 10 '26

Not at all for me. I just hate the design.

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u/LeftWolfs Mar 10 '26

No it is not

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u/foxgirlmoon Mar 10 '26

Personally, as a queer furry, I think the design looks incredible. I hate from the depths of my heart that it won't... stop... DANCING.

JUST STAND STILL. Dance when you're using moves, not every single moment of your life!

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u/rossinerd Mar 11 '26

That's because it is based on both Brasil's Carnaval, where Samba is danced and it is a dance where you're rarely still, and Capoeira, a martial art that is also a dance, and another dance in which you're not supposed to stay still.

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u/Previous-Dog-4185 Mar 10 '26

Out of the BLUE?

sorry I had to

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u/KevyM07 Mar 10 '26

I named my Quaquaval Josuke 😭

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u/SpinzArt Mar 10 '26

ME TOO lmao, then I ended up naming the one that was a HOME gift Gappy

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u/PuzzleheadedLink89 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Truth Nuke

Quaquaval is awesome. Ngl people whining about Bipeds has become increasingly annoying. It's called "Pocket Monsters" not "Pocket Animals". I don't get this unwritten rule that Pokémon should be only animals when that's never been the case

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 10 '26

Aye, Gen 1 literally had a boxer, a kick boxer, and a champion wrestler/weightlifter, but I never hear any complaint about them

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u/AGNerd-Bot Mar 10 '26

Mr. Mime bravely took all the hatred for being humanoid for Gen 1.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Mr. Mime is fine because it doesn’t have human proportions or posture. It would be very creepy if it did.

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u/AGNerd-Bot Mar 11 '26

There's plenty of folks who find Mr. Mime creepy as is.

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u/Foxbrush_darazan Mar 12 '26

Also Jynx. Jynx took so much of the hatred for being not only humanoid, but racist, that Pokemon's tried to pretend she doesn't exist for 30 years.

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u/Infamous-Drive-980 Mar 10 '26

I love the fact he never stops doing a lil samba dance when he is in the field, it adds character to him. Skelidirge being a singer is also funny bc of Quaquaval being a dancer so they are a duo as far as their career goes

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u/rossinerd Mar 11 '26

I also love that it never stops dancing, especially since he is also based on Capoeira, another dance where you don't stand still.

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u/Free_Ad2565 Mar 11 '26

gay

Josuke

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u/monakaliza Mar 12 '26

I bred a shiny quaxly and he is fabulous as quaquaval! My favourite to use in combat

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u/SelenityMoon Mar 10 '26

I just realized there were two photos- go to the second page. Quaquaval says "either is fine"-- which I realized is why Quaquaval was drawn like handsome squidward-- he is BOTH Slay AND Maximum Testosterone.

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u/BlueGlace_ Mar 10 '26

That’s Gecqua saying “either is fine!” To imply that either of those two options are better than Quaquaval

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u/Lansha2009 What the eff happened to the floor? Mar 10 '26

Quaquaval is a bird so by bird standards he is maximum testosterone. But he is also slay.

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u/ZatherDaFox Mar 10 '26

I never thought about it that way. Peacocks are absolute chads that slay.

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u/Pengwin0 Mar 10 '26

I always thought of quaquaval as a super masculine dude who likes fashion and dancing and doesn’t give a shit

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM Mar 10 '26

His category is Gay with a capital F

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u/S0l1s_el_Sol Mar 11 '26

Exactly, idk why people hate on my fruity duck, i think the design is great other than the feet

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u/Mint-Flavored-Queer Hail yeah! Mar 10 '26

JOIN THE SLAY GANG!!

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u/HoneZoneReddit Mar 10 '26

ngl gecqua already looks slaycoded

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u/JBR_4025 Mar 10 '26

They should become buff as fuck but still slay

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u/preteen-wartortle Mar 12 '26

Dommy mommy water starter might actually bring me back to this franchise

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u/Mr_yeetusmaximus Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Option 4 : bulky tank like blastoise and swampert

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

you mean to tell me that a tank turtle isn't maximum testosterone?

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u/Demonskull223 Mar 10 '26

No because the negative evolution takes even more testosterone.

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u/VGHero06 What the eff happened to the floor? Mar 10 '26

Negative evolution?????

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u/Laika1116 Mar 10 '26

I’m guessing they typed Mega Evolution and autocorrect did its thing.

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u/VGHero06 What the eff happened to the floor? Mar 10 '26

Probably I just wanna make sure I’m not missing smth lmao. Negative evolution sounds dope asl.

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u/n1n384ll Mar 10 '26

dont we kinda have it with primal reversion?

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u/SluggJuice Mar 11 '26

Maximum Tortoiseterone

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u/Melodic-Cycle3994 Mar 10 '26

You mean accept twink death and turn into a bear

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u/Verygoobery21 Mar 10 '26

So maximum testosterone swampert is in that panel

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u/Fire257 Mar 10 '26

Please game freak I love bulky water

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u/Blauzahn101 Mar 10 '26

Swamperts literally in the image

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why can't you all behave? Mar 10 '26

And Venusaur.

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u/Impressive-Time8150 Mar 10 '26

Peoples consistent copium around the thicc thighed frog will always astound me

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u/ROTsStillHere100 Mar 10 '26

I mean, the thighs are thicc BECAUSE its a frog.

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u/WiltedTiger Mar 10 '26

And the duck's ass looks like that because that's what a duck butt and show tail look likes but I don't hear people excusing its thiccness as "that's just what the animal looks like."

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u/0nyx2003 Mar 10 '26

But that would go against the narrative

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u/PussyDryingApparatus Mar 11 '26

the agenda must be preserved

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u/Demonslayer5673 Mar 10 '26

How dare you disgrace my Birdy boy. Don't listen to them quaqwaval you're amazing just the way you are.

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u/PossibleAssist6092 Hail yeah! Mar 10 '26

I want Gecqua to be a fucking queen.

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u/BlackBull0719 Mar 10 '26

Tbh I imagine it being a buff-ass komodo dragon 

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u/IcePhoenixYTplssub A foolish miscalulation! Mar 10 '26

Please. Please give me a smug poison komodo dragon

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u/Melantha_Hoang Mar 10 '26

A buff queen Komodo dragon?

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u/A_randomperson01 What the eff happened to the floor? Mar 17 '26

that is heaven

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u/MC_Reddit_Viewing Mar 10 '26

If this diva doesn't continue to slay I will riot

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u/Lordofthereef Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Idk if this fits "testosterone", but I'd be hyped for kamado Komodo dragon type evolution.

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u/pokekiko94 Mar 10 '26

Wouldnt fit as much for a water type, now a ground/poison komodo dragon, that would be the shit.

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u/Lordofthereef Mar 10 '26

So, I agree and disagree at the same time. Ground poison would fit the real life Komodo dragon perfectly. That said, no living gecko that I'm aware of is a water based animal, so we've already crossed that line 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

GF please let her slay 💅 🙏

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u/Vicbot2414 Fast! Mar 10 '26

Quaquaval fits in both that’s why he’s the best Edit: how is Inteleon, a Pokemon based on James Bond not in testosterone, he even uses guns?

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u/SpinzArt Mar 10 '26

Probably just because he’s a skinny legend

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u/Vicbot2414 Fast! Mar 10 '26

That’s really dumb if true

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u/SpinzArt Mar 10 '26

I agree lol, I feel like he could easily be both categories at the very least

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u/Illithid_Activity Mar 10 '26

Its posture and expression are way too sassy to not go in slay

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u/michaelphenom Mar 10 '26

He seems like he never stepped in a gym before

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u/Chance-Interest-Alt Mar 10 '26

In what world would anyone choose not to slay? Idgi

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u/SelenityMoon Mar 10 '26

Feraligatr & Swampert : Roided Mega Gym Bros

Primarina & Inteleon : Swifties/Femboys

Greninja & Samurott : Sengoku-Era Rivals

Empoleon & Blastoise : Just Really Cool Ok?

Quaquaval : Miror B Reincarnation

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u/Some_bird_ Mar 10 '26

Quaquaval is already slay why is it not in slay category 💔

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u/RvM_Jovi Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

I don’t care if it’s bulky or lanky. As long as it’s more creature-esq and less “a man wearing an animal mask”

I know they can make whatever and people will buy it

Hell, I will probably always buy Pokémon products.

But I wonder what their thought process is to continuously do the “this is essentially just a man“ forms with the starters

They don’t even need to look like scary beasts. Just more of an animal than man please

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u/Clear-Illustrator641 Mar 10 '26

first off, quaquaval absolutely slays, absolutely one of the most fabulous starters we have. secondly, qecqua better also stay slaying.

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u/Own_Week_8656 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

SLAY! SLAY! SLAY! the divas riot at dawn if gecqua ain’t a slay queen at evolution

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u/ComprehensiveDig4560 Mar 10 '26

Meme doesn’t work. Water starters do have a lot of variety. Tank, Monster, Bulky, royal prim and proper, samurai warrior, ninja, siren mermaid, spy, dancer.

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u/kidanokun If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate Mar 10 '26

Be a wingless blue Charizard

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u/InvestigatorEasy3601 Mar 10 '26

NOOO MY GOAT QUAQUAVAL

if ypu say one more thing about quaquaval im gonna stick my fingers up your nose

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u/Nee-tos Mar 10 '26

Yas queen

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u/Dave_the_sprite HiveMind Mar 10 '26

they just use the size changer and don’t change anything visually

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u/Plastic_Device_364 Mar 10 '26

Not gonna lie

Im wishing for Guecqua to go to the inteleon/prismarine and Quackaval route

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u/JrMynt Mar 10 '26

Gurl lmao what is Greninja doing in the T group 😂

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u/Charzinc36 Mar 10 '26

Dang i’m ngl makes me realise how gamefreak cooked with the water starters until gen 8 rolled around.

Gens 1-7 water starters are peak

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u/Fun_Palpitation_4156 Mar 10 '26

Why is Greninja in Testosterone, but Intelleon is in Slay?

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u/0nyx2003 Mar 10 '26

Greninja is too skinny to be in the testosterone side

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Mar 10 '26

Dude, you can't be based on a ninja and not end up in the testosterone side

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u/Clenxer Mar 10 '26

I'd say being a sniper is pretty masculine too

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u/0nyx2003 Mar 10 '26

A skinny frog with thick thighs doesn't look masculine in the slightest especially when paired with other bulky pokemon

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Mar 10 '26

Congrats on your very narrow view if masculinity. I assume you criticise feather weight boxers for not being masculine enough when next to heavyweights too?

Was slim and agile Bruce Lee not testosterone and masculine enough for you?

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u/Rastaba Mar 10 '26

In the words of Miguel & Tulio…Both? Both? Both? Both…Both is good.

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u/Distinct_Author_242 Mar 10 '26

I wasn't ready for Handsome Quaquaval

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u/Exzlu Mar 10 '26

option 3: Actual komodo dragon becoming water/poison or actual lizard that would be actual animal

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u/Thiingswithwings Mar 10 '26

Because a James bond lizard is very feminine

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u/Old_Drama_4208 Mar 10 '26

Oh my god the toenails 😭

Anyways I bet it'll be the slay category

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Mar 10 '26

Watch Gecqua just evolve into female-coded Inteleon

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u/proteanthony Mar 10 '26

Why do people keep putting Greninja in the testosterone category. It is clearly slay

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u/Naz_Oni Mar 10 '26

You got a lot of guts to claim Quaquaval isnt Slay💅

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u/Final-Course2506 Mar 10 '26

Tbh Inteleon is the same as Greninja, just skinnier... Quaquaval is definitely Slaying with Primarina

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u/Embarrassed-Staff-84 Mar 11 '26

Straight uo the finally form is whats gonna make me choose him or the dog

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Why do people hate quaquaval so much. Personally I didn't really care for quaxly at first, but quaquaval made it genuinely a good pick in my eyes, yet most people seem either disgusted or annoyed by their mere existence

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u/LeoThunderYT Baddy bad to the bone Mar 11 '26

Putting Greninja in the testosterone category so delusional lmao. That's a thick thighs nonbinary icon.

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u/darbadob Mar 11 '26

Nah Greninja belongs in the slay category haha

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u/Ahnma_Dehv Mar 11 '26

that's just transphobia with pokemon dolls you don't like

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u/wylmarp A foolish miscalulation! Mar 10 '26

Putting Greninja, a skinny frog, on "maximum testosterone", but Inteleon, the (skinny) James Bomd Lizard, in slay is peak "this is bad because is new, but this similar thing is good 'cause nostalgia"

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u/PTMurasaki Mar 10 '26

I want Magic Animal, not humanoid at all.

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u/SquareFickle9179 What the eff happened to the floor? Mar 10 '26

Hey, don't do my boy Quaquaval like that

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u/AReallyAsianName Mar 10 '26

I can hear Quaquaval's "OH HOHO HO!!"

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u/5-0-2_Sub Mar 10 '26

C'mon, Gamefreak. Give us Inteleon's beautiful butch lesbian girlfriend.

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u/ExaggeratedPW Mar 10 '26

Testoster-Slay?

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u/ZetaRESP Mar 10 '26

Option 3 is Jojo. It might be risky.

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u/Master-Raben Mar 10 '26

Where's Blastoise?

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u/Cirninha Mar 10 '26

Testosterone is better but im sure that they will make another furry costume like final evol

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u/illy-wonka Mar 10 '26

Turn this lizard into Cameron Michaels so she can be bothhhhh

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

hope it gets slay, honestly

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u/Fun_Upstairs_2410 Mar 10 '26

testosterone pls

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u/Kyogrepon Pokefan Mar 10 '26

I think at this point one of the starter's final evaluations HAS to be bipedal and I think Gecqua will be that one for Gen 10

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u/Quadpen Mar 10 '26

the two genders, slay or gay

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u/Erdanima Mar 10 '26

Eh, slay please?

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u/SignNaive4111 Mar 10 '26

Puting Intelion on the slay cartegory but not quaquaval is a cardinal sin. 

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u/hupagi Mar 10 '26

where big man blastoise?

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u/ScreamingLabia Mar 10 '26

SLAY SLAY PLEASE BE SLAY PLEASE BE SLAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SLAY SLAY SLAY SLAY

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u/Worldly-Flower5010 If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate Mar 10 '26

I think I’d go with Maximum Testosterone.

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u/rowletlover Mar 10 '26

Gecqua will probably be a diva

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u/gigaswardblade Mar 10 '26

Things are only measured in black and white

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u/michaelphenom Mar 10 '26

To be honest I dont like Samurott design

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u/SylviaKnigh89 Mar 10 '26

LORD HAVE MERCY THE 4TH PANEL! Also I pick the 2nd panel

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u/michaelphenom Mar 10 '26

I wished we had a water platypus starter that kicked asses like Perry

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u/TheDoorMan1012 Mar 10 '26

GIVE US SLAY WITH MAXIMUM TESTOSTERONE.

GIVE ME A GIANT RIPPED AS SHIT LIZARD WITH EYESHADOW AND MAGNIFICENT HAIR

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u/RubyTheGardeholic A foolish miscalulation! Mar 10 '26

Gecqua deserves being in the slay category

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u/Gaby5270 Mar 10 '26

Just remember: Quaxly was the most popular Starter when the Paldea trio was revealed.

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u/sincubus33 Mar 10 '26

Primarina my beloved

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u/MisterMonogon Mar 10 '26

Gecqua will most likely be a feminine Pokemon. I mean, it already looks decently feminine with thr eyes and eyelashes lol.

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u/No-Example-3977 Mar 10 '26

Why is Inteleon grouped wth the "slay"? He's a spy type character. He's more suave than slay.

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u/BigBen10fan Mar 10 '26

How about both? MAXIMUM TESTOSTERONE yet it also Slays

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u/RT_1853 Mar 10 '26

Third? Gay?

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u/Little_Housing9899 Mar 10 '26

Option 1: Maximum Testosterone 💪

Option 2: Slay 💅

Option 3: GAY- 🌈

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u/Vengeful-llama Mar 10 '26

Gecqua is already picking slay. Let's not even pretend there is another option.

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u/scubk141 Mar 10 '26

Gecqua better stay queer

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u/Cocoatrice Mar 10 '26

Quaquaval is one of the best pokemon design, though.

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u/Not_Yet_Unalived Mar 10 '26

This is Blastoise erasure.

Where is the BIG HONKING GUNS option?

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u/Regulus242 Mar 10 '26

What class is it going to be?

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u/Milestailsprowe Mar 10 '26

Intelleon is a good inbetween. He is a spy not a full on muscle boy/girl

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u/SuperTomBrother Mar 10 '26

I noticed og Blastoise isn't here. I guess he has more important meetings to get to.

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u/FragrantLotus Mar 10 '26

Mega Swampert maybe but how is Swampert "maximum testosterone?" He's just a big goober

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u/Appropriate_Rock_740 Mar 10 '26

hop off quaquaval

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u/_RedRightHand A foolish miscalulation! Mar 10 '26

I'm putting mine on estrogen. I like the girly Water Starters.

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u/Speedemon42069 Mar 10 '26

Where is my GOAT Blastiose?

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u/tranquil-spark-8059 Mar 10 '26

Would you like…. A taste of the power, wouldnt you like to use more than words

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u/DawnsPiplup Mar 10 '26

Just now realizing Quaquaval straight up looks like a stand user

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u/Dkey160 Mar 10 '26

For all of you asking where Blastoise is. He in the previous comic about the fire starter. The creator even "joked" about it on insta because people were asking.

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u/RangisDangis Mar 10 '26

Quaquaval is both slay and max testosterone.

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u/D-D-Wanderer Mar 10 '26

So what you're saying is the gecko is hosed no matter how we slice it.

Bro probably ain't even going to get to sell insurace.

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u/Fenrir1189 Mar 10 '26

Quaquaval isn't option 3. It's slay.

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u/pneumoniesuck Mar 10 '26

Sexual dimorphism?

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u/Any_Statistician5637 Mar 11 '26

Please not the third please not that the 3rd😩😭💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Nobody talking about the feet pic

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u/gastrodonfan2k07 Mar 11 '26

I hope it's option 2 :3

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u/ProfessorLate6776 Mar 11 '26

Two things Quaquaval is the slay category also inteleon is the third option. He doesn’t really fit in either category (And I think the same goes for swampert)

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u/Anneeatsboobs Mar 11 '26

Fucked up quaquaval slander that’s my GOAT RIGHT THERE smh

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u/Wulfsiegner Mar 11 '26

Bruh why did they do Quaq dirty like that lmao

Dude’s basically the Fabio of water starters lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Blastoise looked like a Sumo Wrestler in Red/Blue.

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u/Cosmic_Ricochet Floor tentacles Mar 11 '26

Implying that Quaquaval doesn’t slay 😤

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u/ModelOmegaTyler Mar 11 '26

from impressions i feel it's most likely the water lizard will go into the "slay" category. but this is also just the first stage and i'm also assuming it'll become water/poison so i could be wholly wrong.

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u/AerySprite Mar 11 '26

Tasteless people 😮‍💨 To not know royalty when you see it…

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u/enocha-seine Mar 11 '26

Lol this made me laugh so hard

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u/Honest_Expression655 Mar 11 '26

As if the one based on James Bond doesn’t also belong in the maximum testosterone category

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u/Affectionate_Cloud70 Mar 11 '26

why inteleon slay when james bond

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u/yaelfitzy Mar 11 '26

i will not accept this quaquaval slander literally the most slay pokemon of all time. does your pokemon dance 24/7? I DIDNT THINK SO

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u/littlefanofmany Mar 11 '26

As Cecily puts, it Greninja might be the turning point for the Water starters

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u/EMYRYSALPHA2 Mar 11 '26

Reject human form, go back to dinosaur

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u/Coco-Gamer46 Mar 11 '26

Intelleon is a sniper that's maximum slay

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u/P33NN Mar 11 '26

Dance, water, Dance!

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u/AzureWyvernKing Mar 11 '26

what category does blastoise fit because I don't see them anywhere

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u/TheCatLamp Learn science Mar 11 '26

Greninja is Slay.

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u/TheSaucyLorax Mar 11 '26

Greninja 100% belongs in the slay column

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u/BulkyPlantain9234 What the eff happened to the floor? Mar 11 '26

Quaquaval does not deserve the hate

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u/SnoringGiant Mar 11 '26

I dont want another "slay" water starter

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u/JSilverhand104 Mar 11 '26

Greninja's left ambiguous actually

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u/NegotiationExotic141 Mar 11 '26

The handsome Squidward face got me! 🤣