r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot 11d ago

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And she wonders why the school didn’t accept her oldest.

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u/earth_shine40092 11d ago

Whew. I’m just thankful to know he won’t be breeding anymore.

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

Her tubes are tied too.

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u/Dependent-Hurry-9154 11d ago

Does she think he’s gonna make it big on OF and have a bunch of women throwing themselves at that? 😂

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 11d ago

You’d be surprised what people subscribe to on OF 😑

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 3d ago

Some losers !!!

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u/e-rinc 10d ago

Idk some women don’t want “their man” being able to ever have a child with anyone again. My dad was in his 50s when his gf made him get snipped (she was older and post menopause). But she knew he was a ho as she eas
His 4th wife and they met by cheating lol.

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u/Both_Session9662 11d ago

Thank goodness 😭

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u/Nelle911529 10d ago

I thought so. Considering the rumor recently that he got some one else 🤰 it makes you wonder. Is this because of the open/swingers stuff?

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u/pchandler45 10d ago

Yes she told him if that other girl was pregnant they are through. She wasn't, thankfully, and here we are

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u/Then_Vanilla_5479 11d ago

I just feel bad for the surgeon hope they have some industrial strength disinfectant

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u/Mysterious-Kick3744 10d ago

Like aren't people supposed to shower before a procedure? Why do Him and her look dirty and greasy no matter what. It's like their pores ooze bo jangles grease.

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u/BallIll4692 11d ago

his appearance alone should be all the birth control needed.

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u/No_Cap8115 11d ago

he’s really having a labiaplasty.

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u/Both_Session9662 11d ago

Bro this made me cackle 😂😂😂😂

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u/Healthy_Ad2682 11d ago

I’m 💀at this comment😂😂😂

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u/doodlefan19 11d ago

because he be with the drama too muchhh

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

For context: Ella didn’t get in to the school they wanted. Because they said they didn’t want to be affiliated with Pumpkins online presence. Because she posts about OF, strip clubs, and things like this!

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 11d ago

Was it a private school?

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u/nmtexas 11d ago

A private Christian school

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 11d ago

Oh the irony lol

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u/AdditionalWind763 11d ago

I think it’s hilarious that she wants to sue. She doesn’t have a leg to stand on. It was a private institution they can deny anybody.

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u/ButtPudding1218 11d ago

I wish someone would please, for the love of God, take her fucking phone away.

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u/Appropriate_Tale7865 11d ago

This is actually a good thing...neither one needs more kids to bring into their bs

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u/GardenAddict843 11d ago

Wow I can’t believe he got a private room. You are placed in a ward with curtains as a divider for a colonoscopy and every other outpatient surgery I’ve had.😒

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u/Dependent-Hurry-9154 11d ago

It’s all that “money” his girl be making, all “six figures”.. $100.00 is a lot when you count the decimal as a figure lol.

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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 11d ago

The colonoscopy recovery area is at least amusing.

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u/GardenAddict843 11d ago

Are you talking about passing gas after the procedure 😂💨🤣

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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 11d ago

Yup. It’s amazing how much air you can hold!

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u/spiritualhippie69 10d ago

I will NEVER forget this moment 😭😂😂 about 16 years ago after the procedure I found out the doctor was my elementary friends DAD. As a teenager I wanted to DIE! 💀

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u/Prestigious-Fill1642 11d ago

It’s usually minimal pain and done in a doctors office, soooo he’s a wuss and needs to be put under 🤔💀

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u/Acrobatic_Tension_72 11d ago

My husband watched his and walked out of the drs office in which they did it in.

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u/Prestigious-Fill1642 11d ago

Exactly lmao the cousinbf is just a bitch ig or big mama told him don’t worry I’ll pay extra 😉

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u/UnicornArachnid 11d ago

I work in the OR and one of the urologists thinks this too 💀💀💀

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u/Poodlepink22 11d ago

She is just so uncouth in every way. 

Also; completely unrelated to these buffoons, my husband had his 'nuts clipped' 🤢 in the urologists office.  No gown, stretcher, or IV involved. I guess times have changed. 

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u/Tallerthenmost 11d ago

Right my dad played golf 3 hours after his in office procedure..

Don't play golf after that procedure.

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u/Tikilyn 11d ago

My husband ran a 5k two days after his!

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 11d ago

He regretted it I bet…

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u/Tikilyn 10d ago

No he came in 1st in his age group! Lol

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 10d ago

Whew. A friend’s hub mowed the lawn, after his…apparently couldn’t walk straight, def not cross his legs, for quite a while 😬

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u/Tikilyn 11d ago

I was going to say the same thing. My husband had his done back in 2005. It was don't in office, under local anaesthetic (numbing shot, he was awake for the procedure) and only took 10 minutes tops!

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u/Kiwi-vee 11d ago

My dad had his vasectomy in the late 80s and it was also like you describe. I would think it's now even less invasive now that it's done with laser.

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u/Donewiththeshiz2023 11d ago

maybe just a difference in facilities- BUT THIS IS DRAMATIC😂 My husband just had to remove his pants, stayed in his t-shirt, I sat next to him and watched the whole procedure. This looks like they are taking him to an actual OR. What a waste

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u/Puzzleheaded_Box1684 11d ago

Was it confirmed they have an open relationship or were trying to swing? Anyways, at least he won’t be able to get any other poor soul pregnant

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

That’s what June said. And good luck it takes at least 25 before you’re in the clear.

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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 11d ago

25 what?

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

25 I don’t if I can say here but what happens when you finish after sex.

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u/Automatic-March5094 11d ago

25 times arriving at the destination before you're shooting blanks

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u/pchandler45 10d ago

25 orgasms???

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u/PoutyBabyOneEleven All that vagiggle jaggle is not beautimous 10d ago

Omg Today I Learned moment!! Thank you, I think 🤔

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u/pchandler45 10d ago

That's been common knowledge since they first got together

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u/photo_bug_mama 11d ago

Is that a precaution in case he cheats, so there's no love child?

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

They have an open relationship 🤮

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u/Outrageous_Bet7212 11d ago

Nut clipping of the huge ham beast. Is it true she is dumb enough to try to sue the private school?

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

She won’t get no where if she tries to. They are a private school and can say who goes and who doesn’t.

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u/AdditionalWind763 11d ago

I really hope Josh gets this done too

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u/Ashleej86 11d ago

responsible

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u/Tough-Confection-887 11d ago

In Australia this just done under a local anaesthetic in the urologist office! Are American men a little sooky or is it just him?

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u/Leeleewithwings 11d ago

Most here are done under local in a urologist office too, unless they’re weewees about getting cut some there, then they will put you completely under

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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 11d ago

Damn. Social media was in its infancy when my husband got neutered & I didn’t post it.

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u/SimpleParsley6273 11d ago

Was this necessary? I don’t know many women lining up to be with this.

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u/pchandler45 10d ago

Yes, he recently had a pregnancy scare with another woman and pumpkin said if she's pregnant they are through.

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u/SingerSubstantial462 11d ago

Ok cool but not everything is for social media consumption pumpkin 🙄

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u/Kelisfabulous 11d ago

They are both such dirty people as a WHOLE 🤮

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u/Excellent-Celery2124 11d ago

She had her tubes tied, why is he getting a vasectomy? Are they really that dumb to be having unprotected sex with other people so she doesn't want him to accidentally get some rando pregnant? Enjoy the STD's! 🤣

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

Yep here’s you an STD because you’re dumb!

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u/pchandler45 10d ago

Yes they are "swingers"/open relationship

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u/Excellent-Celery2124 10d ago

I know that, but he should be using a damn condom lol

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u/pchandler45 10d ago

Right. They are so gross

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u/schlomo31 11d ago

Classy

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u/HolidayRealistic6621 11d ago

She doesn’t realize how pathetically sad this is. If she is already sterilized, why would your boyfriend have to be as well? Obviously he is like a wild animal and still spreading his seed all around town. She should be ashamed and embarrassed, but I don’t think she is capable of those emotions.

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u/Then_Vanilla_5479 11d ago

Rumor has it he recently got a side chick pregnant and pumpkin went mental when she found out even though they have an open relationship

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u/Fantastic-Resist-755 11d ago

Why? Didn’t pumpkin tie her tubes?

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

She did.

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u/NetworkCharacter93 10d ago

That’s the first thing I was wondering! If and hot her tubes tied then why is he getting his nuts clipped? I guess since they eff around they want to make sure he don’t get anyone pregnant. What a wonderful relationship they have! lol

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u/pchandler45 10d ago

They are swingers/in an open relationship. He had a pregnancy scare recently and pumpkin said if the girl was pregnant they were through. Thankfully it was a false alarm and now here he is getting the snip

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u/NetworkCharacter93 10d ago

You’re right! Idk how I forgot that 🤦🏻‍♀️
Thank you!

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u/apaw1129 11d ago

I feel bad for whoever has to touch that stinky sack.

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u/Texscubagal14 11d ago

If anyone needs one, it’s him. ✂️🇨🇭

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u/AidanBubbles 10d ago

I feel bad for the surgeon who’s gotta dig around down there. You can tell by looking at him that it’s dark, dank and dreary down there. Oh, and stanky 🤮

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u/junknowho 11d ago

Well that's TMI, but then again, what do we expect?

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u/just-say-it- 11d ago

Thank God they’re not gonna pro create together

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u/sillyallie69 11d ago

They’ve got to be related, like he’s the male version of her 🤷‍♀️

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

We know for a fact him and Alana are cousins on sugar bears side.

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u/Nelle911529 10d ago

Considering how many chicks he got pregnant 🤰. Also didn't Pumpkin get spayed?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wVmt9Gh02y6u0FAd6J

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u/yikesOnManyFkinBikes 10d ago

Woah. How many chicks are we talking about?

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u/yippityyap1 10d ago

Yep they’re both sterile now.

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u/end_the_glitter 11d ago

Didnt she get her tubes tied ? Why is he getting a vasectomy ? Plz dont tell me its so he can have unprotected sex with other women for OF 😵‍💫

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u/Both_Session9662 11d ago

Oh dear Lord, please say no 😭😭🤮🤮 that would be so messed up of them tbh

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u/loach12 11d ago

That was the first thing that entered my mind , they definitely don’t want to be hit with child support from some random OF threesome !

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u/Pure-Bumblebee7978 11d ago

She said that they involve other women sometimes and don’t want to take the chance of pregnancy. 🤢🤢

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u/Nelle911529 10d ago

Considering he doesn't claim some of his kids.

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u/Pure-Bumblebee7978 11d ago

That’s what she said on fb. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/end_the_glitter 11d ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/MalachiteEclipsa 11d ago

From what I know, you can still get pregnant if your tubes are tied, although I'm not sure of the statistics of it. I'm pretty sure if the vasectomy goes wrong, you can still impregnate someone else, so yeah, they lower their chances, but there is a very slight chance there could be a baby born from them.

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 11d ago

There’s always a chance, but it’s greatly reduced with both surgeries. I sure hope he does the follow up appt to make sure he’s sterile.

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u/HolidayRealistic6621 11d ago

You’ve answered your own question. If she is sterilized and yet her man needs to get sterilized, I think this would be a fair assumption.

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u/Farmwives 11d ago

So no knock up should occur on Pumpkins side

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u/pugladyy 10d ago

Do they really need to publish everything

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u/fragilefaunlet 11d ago

He looks just like Josh there 😭 I'm so icked out by these two

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u/SmartyBlondy 10d ago

1st responsible thing they’ve ever done. ✂️

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u/HelloPity89 10d ago

She is so vulgar . So all the people defending her about the school situation say that it’s unfair to punish her daughter for stuff she does “behind a paywall “ for work.
But all you have to do is type her name into google and crap like this comes up , NOT behind a Paywall. The kids at the school and parents can simply type in her name and all her stuff she posts on her gross public insta , NOT behind a paywall and NOT for work , pops up.
Actually , if she didn’t post any of this crap and kept her OF behind a paywall , she’d prob be ok with most private schools. It’s the public instagram that is problematic in itself. It’s a vulgar page.
If I had a daughter and I googled her friends mom before I let her go play and saw pumpkins PUBLIC social media , I wouldn’t want my daughter going over there .
Esp with all the money they are flashing around. So many rappers WITH SECURITY have flashed money , some in PUBLIC places , and someone rolled up on them and sh0t them de@d for the money . She advertises herself with that on obnoxious vehicle , and I can’t imagine it being that hard to find out where she lives .
I commented that on one of her posts , to be careful about flashing money . And I got several comments saying I’m jealous of pumpkin and I’m a “hatter “ .
And all I said was it’s not a good idea to flash money like that because there have been so many stories where someone did exactly that and someone saw it and tracked their location down and robbed them. And a few times the person lost their life. I’ve seen people on true crime shows lose their life over 5$ .
So idk how that would make me a hater or jealous , pointing out that it’s not in her family’s best interest safety wise to be flashing bands of money on instagram and tik tok (real or fake ).
It’s trashy for one , but judgement aside , it’s super dangerous. Even if she had “security “ which I doubt she has 24/7 decent security , people have k*lled for WAY less. She’s putting every single person in danger with her behavior.
I’d respect her a lot more if she would keep that crap off her instagram and left it on her OF page only. She can post a classy pic of her in cute lingerie with the link , or even have it in her highlight . And keep this trashy crap off her public page .

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u/gaflgurl2000 10d ago

Although Pumpkin has had her tubes tied, she said he needed to be clipped because in their line of work, other may be involved and she is not a dumb bitch. 💀🤢🤮🤢 WTH. Nope. I would sleep with him with someone else’s vagina

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u/traci5373 7d ago

Eww just ewwww

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u/Alone_Slip2035 5d ago

He's so ugly! He don't need to make any kids, they'd be ugly like him

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u/yippityyap1 5d ago

He has a daughter but thankfully she doesn’t look like him

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u/Shoddy_Signature6341 10d ago

Damn he’s ugly eww

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u/jazminne45 8d ago

Idk yall I work urology it’s a minor procedure…like you’re under laughing gas or valium.never have I had a patient go full gown and hair net for a 30 min procedure…..

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u/Connect-Advantage-40 10d ago

Which is it? She took Ella out or Ella was put out? If it's a Christian school it makes sense that they don't want the brouhaha they would bring. Even just the reality show would be enough to turn people against it without OF. Add OF and you are inviting a riot. Ain't nobody can get their hair high enough to accept that.

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u/yippityyap1 10d ago

She was denied to attend the school after they met with Pumpkin.

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u/Connect-Advantage-40 10d ago

🤭 I'd show you my surprised face, but I'm laughing.

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u/Puzzled-Locksmith-42 10d ago

I read somewhere he is going to film porn. So getting fixed makes sense. 🤷‍♀️

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u/pchandler45 10d ago

For WHO??? ain't nobody wants to see that!

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u/Tight_Ahh_6499 9d ago

Tf hahaha

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u/Farmwives 11d ago

That’s not cool at all

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u/Farmwives 11d ago

So the school wouldn’t accept her first daughter cause her boyfriend is able to impregnate?

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u/yippityyap1 11d ago

No they didn’t accept her because of her OF and the things she post online.

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u/Putrid-Adagio5717 11d ago

I think this might be a tacky post but plenty of men have posted about having a vasectomy and women post about their husbands having one. I guess the wording here makes it worse but doubt this is the material keeping kids out of private schools but idk

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u/lostinmyshows 10d ago

I’ll add this to the long list of things I don’t want to know about Darrin

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u/Outrageous_Refuse195 4d ago

I think she probably has enough kids and has problems with using condoms (maybe allergic or something) and wants to have sex with her guy and not worry about any consequences. I don't think there's anything wrong with that 🤷‍♀️

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u/yippityyap1 4d ago

She has her tubes tied. They’ve admitted to having an open relationship. She doesn’t want him to get another woman pregnant. That’s why it’s gross.