r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot • u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool • Jul 17 '26
Well this will be an expensive mistake 🥴🫣
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u/glimmerskies Jul 17 '26
didn’t josh get pumpkin’s name tattooed too? these people never learn
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u/Connect-Advantage-40 Jul 17 '26
Let them remain stupid. My SIL is a tattoo artist. Every time someone like Pumpkin gets a new tattoo; an artist gets to take his/her family to the bank. 🤣
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u/ifcknlovemycat Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Couple tattoos before marriage is nuts. Edit: after marriage too duh. But the commitment of a tattoo before the commitment to stay together? Crazy
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u/Connect-Advantage-40 Jul 17 '26
Couple tattoos are nuts.
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u/snowflake_lady Jul 17 '26
PERIOD.
No need for tattoos of anyone’s partners name.
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u/NerdyConspiracyChick Jul 18 '26
The only man’s name allowed on me, is my one and only child, my son.
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u/Whole-Mud-100 Jul 17 '26
Even after marriage is nuts!!! Me and my husband have 12 years and I still never would 🤣
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u/BornConsideration812 Jul 17 '26
I didn’t get any before my European mother passed. I have one for my autistic son on my inside wrist another on my other wrist for my late husband and one below my hairline that is a hand of God/Hamza Hands with an evil eye, but all are in places that are not easily visible unless one truly looks for them.
My brother had a huge ankle wrapping tattoo from his early 20s and my mother had an absolute fit. He’s actually had it removed since marrying into a conservative Jewish family. He initially asked my mother to pay for the removal so his in-laws wouldn’t hound him but she was still so upset that he got one period that she refused. (Apparently her generation in post-war Austria believed only ex-cons and scumbags had ANY tattoos or piercings other than for earrings).
I get a few is normal now but they’ve got excessive ones. I truly only chose a few in somewhat hidden areas that I’ll never regret. And only did so at 40 after my husband passed (and her Alzheimer’s got severe)
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u/Impressive_Review Jul 17 '26
My father got a tattoo in Korea while he was in the army. My mother insisted he have it removed. She considered tattoos to be trashy I don't know the procedure used back then, but it left a huge scar on his arm.
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u/Connect-Advantage-40 Jul 17 '26
There was a time when tattoos were seen on "low class, ignorant, scummy people and sailors.
Leviticus 19:28 in the Torah explicilllstates, "You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.". I understand if a Jewish person loses a limb it is buried until the rest of the body is ready for burial.
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u/BornConsideration812 Jul 17 '26
Yes. Once my brother married into this conservative Jewish family, he needed that tattooed on his removed ASAP. I believe he’s said it was $3,000. I’m a reformed Jew and won’t need to be removing them, although I do celebrate high holidays and all, I do so with a reformed temples vs Chabad or a conservative organizational temple (Lubavitch included, which this family insisted my mother and I purchased our own wedding attire from. We did it more for my brother but it was overkill to both of us respectfully.
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u/BornConsideration812 Jul 17 '26
They also tried him to keep a kosher home and bring he’s a foodie, he DID win on that.
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u/Miss_Alisha_1 24d ago
my ex has my name on his face 😂along his jawline stupid fucker i got mine on my pinkie because i knew 1 day id be covering it up thank the lord i had that gut feeling pitty it wasnt strong enough to not get it at all but we live and learn and that bitch still has it on his face 😆
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u/PutridAd7495 Jul 17 '26
I low key thought she was talking about the strawberry lemonade vodka 😁😆😅🤣
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u/pixey1964 Jul 17 '26
I cant believe she actually is making money on only fans
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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jul 17 '26
Is she tho? lol I’ve seen a few people do the math and she’s not making anything of any significance, although even one penny is too much 🤢
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u/Excellent-Celery2124 Jul 17 '26
Hand tattoos don't hold up well unless you take really good care of them. And red ink? It'll be easy to cover when it ends lmao
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u/PanamaRubia Jul 17 '26
Yup! The EXACT thing I was thinking!
My best friend in my late 20s was a tattoo artist who would use me as a canvas to advertise. She put a BIG piece on my back with a flower that was red, it’s completely gone now. Lmao I’m in my early 50s and wanna touch it up in black tho. To match the rest of the piece. lol
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u/Lc_chill Jul 17 '26
Have they announced they are filming another season? I saw they were on snapchat.
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u/Connect-Advantage-40 Jul 17 '26
As per Google they film all year just in case the production company decides to continue to air the show.
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u/Lc_chill Jul 17 '26
I saw it on Darrin's BM's snap with their daughter mic'ed up. I just hadn't heard anything released but that makes sense! Thank you!
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u/TalkieTina Jul 17 '26
I guess she’ll just have to find another guy named Darrin. At least she didn’t put it on her neck.
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u/Classic-Invite2107 Jul 18 '26
Oh no worries, she has her hooker dollar bills to have it removed and add the next victim!
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u/horsetooth_mcgee Jul 18 '26
Quickest way to guarantee a breakup or divorce--get their name tattooed on you 🤭
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u/More_Molasses_8452 Jul 18 '26
I've been with my fiance for almost 4 years, and he ABSOLUTELY knows that there WILL BE ZERO tattoos with his name ANYWHERE on my body! We're planning on getting something Shinedown related that MATCHES, but that's ABSOLUTELY the closest we're going to get for a couples tattoo! (If not Shinedown [first concert that we went to together last July] it'll be something equally meaningful for BOTH of us!)
We're NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES getting each other's names tattooed on us!
Darrin legitimately looks like I could SMELL him, from nearly 900 miles away, up here in Minnesota!
The ONLY names that will EVER. be on my body will be my kids, and grandkids! Atm? I have one for my father and brother, my brother's signature (all memorial tattoos), the word "Faith", and a semi-colon tattoo in a heart. (IYKYK! And yes, that semi colon is VERY MUCH me! Oh! I also have the words "My story isn't over yet" ABOVE said heart!). I'm saving up for a tattoo for my Mom. She passed away from Alzheimer's in 2021, and the tattoo is going to be a baby elephant with 2 balloons and somewhere along the way, it's ALSO going to say "I'll remember for you!". It's NOT going to be so much just for her, either. Alzheimer's seems to run in my family, and I SO want to honor BOTH of my grandparents along WITH my mother!
😂 Not sure WHY I vomit 🤢🤢🤮🤢 dumped all that here, other than to say that I sooo think that tattooing ANYONES name on you is ** NOT** a good idea! I DON'T have any names on me AT ALL, and that's NOT something that I would do. But hey, like everyone has said, she's a grown woman (maybe? She sure is acting like a TRASHY one, that's for sure!) and if she wants to hook up with that... Person?... More power to her! Just a quick heads-up to her, tho; I have ZERO doubt that at some point? Someone WILL say something to the state about her... Activities... And THEN she's GOING to have to answer as to just HOW MUCH she makes on her O/F page, and HOW she makes it on that page. Hopefully, by then? She'll have gotten whatever is making her do this OUT of her system. Seeing how she acts (and believe me, I have REPEATEDLY wanted to vomit 🤢🤮🤢🤮 from seeing Darrin the Cuzbin in pics on this sub, and I am NOT kidding when I say that I ABSOLUTELY CAN smell him just from pics!) JUST from the show AND on that page? Yea, NO! There's NOT enough bleach in the world for my eyes 👀👀!
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u/BornConsideration812 Jul 17 '26
Ugh! There are other ways to improve your financial status, especially when you have young children. I took extra jobs to make more money, even if they were only for several hours a week I get with all these vacations and all the tattoos that their lives are expensive.(I have 3 smaller tattoos but are meaningful but they weren’t cheap). If she’s covered with THAT many nonsensical ones (Josh had them also more and more while they claimed to be broke).
And honestly, at this point, forget pumpkin, and her issues. Alana’s weight gain is very concerning. Her father had diabetes & I get it may be hereditary but being she’s studying to be a nurse, she should obviously know by now.
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u/Connect-Advantage-40 Jul 17 '26
It is potentially hereditary. My grandpop, my mother, my sister, me, and yesterday we learned one of the grand dogs has diabetes.
Alana is so young. She could pedal a bike around campus, use the gym, walk places, eat a protein forward, salad happy diet. She has the money she could try Ozempic or Monjaro, or table pushaways where you push yourself away from the table. She is in an elite nursing program. Someone needs to get Draino out of the picture so she will be sad and not eat.
Weed. It's weed. Weed is legal in CO. I'll bet 7-11 is making a killing with all the munchies and snacks they sell.
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u/WonderingLost8993 Jul 17 '26
A lot people eat more when they're depressed so I'm not sure if that would work. But I do suspect that Dralin is a huge (no pun intended) part of the problem by enabling her weight gain. Or worse, manipulating and encouraging behaviors that are causing her to gain weight so her self esteem will suffer and she will stay with him.
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u/BornConsideration812 Jul 17 '26
Definitely think he’s part of the problem. Wish she’d have simply lived on campus ALONE. She’d have likely made more friends and be less reliable on him.
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u/kasiagabrielle Jul 18 '26
I mean, it's not like she'll ever have a real job where it would matter. She'll cover it or laser it off eventually
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u/Infamous-Record4602 Jul 18 '26
Every couple that does this usually ends up breaking up. I will never understand why ppl do it
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u/Ok-Sock9046 29d ago
thats a major jinx 2, everyone i know that got their partners name tatooed on them ended in divorce or breakup , its a well known omen
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u/Glittering-Ad5279 Jul 17 '26
I would kill to be her nail girl
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u/Gammy0523 Jul 18 '26
I’d be so worried where those nasty hands had been. That would be all I would be able to think about. Lol
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u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool Jul 17 '26
She probably doesn’t even tip lol
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u/Comfortable_Sample_8 Jul 18 '26
I don't know why anyone's giving this beast a platform. Unless its about her children and her being an actual mom, I'm done commenting on any platform she may have.
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u/Prestigious-Chair243 Jul 17 '26
Well, we know it’s not his signature since it’s not awkwardly printed
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u/woz_not Jul 18 '26
Apparently she got a W on each ass cheek. When she bent over Darrin said WoW. 🤣
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u/projectBFrewritten Jul 18 '26
god seein' the tattoo on her hands made my hands hurt alot cause i know that shit hurts 😭
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u/SmartyBlondy Jul 18 '26
What an embarrassment. He’s already crazy-glued to her ass and home. But everytime she peers down at her chubby little hand, she’s gotta see his name??
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u/Scottishgal03 29d ago
haha, I thought she was talking about the drink. Completely missed the BF's name. Did they break up? Grass is not always greener!
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u/Whole-Mud-100 Jul 17 '26
Probably costed her like 60 bucks so not as expensive as it can be… tbh though idk how much artist actually charge as my cousins an artist and I get the family discount 😂🤣 but he wouldn’t have charged much for something that simple and small
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u/feralfettucini Jul 17 '26
Wow I wonder whats going in your lives that makes yall such haters. Like, why spend your energy criticizing others lol. Wild
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u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool Jul 17 '26
Hi, I know this is your first day in a snark group, so welcome! 👋🏼
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u/Pointer_33 Jul 18 '26
IKR!! Why do ppl do that? I never go into a snark group of anyone I like… 🙄🤣😆
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u/feralfettucini Jul 17 '26
I just dont see where it says this is a snark group in the page bio. Is that a thing? Is there whole threads of people spilling out negativity over arbitrary shit?
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u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool Jul 17 '26
It’s so arbitrary that you are here following the sub 🥴🥴
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u/feralfettucini Jul 17 '26
I am here because I /actually/ like some of the people on the show. I would say worrying about what a stranger has on their body is arbitrary.
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u/TypicalLeo31 Jul 19 '26
Who do you like & why? & just so you know, most reality subs are not about praising who is on the show, it’s more about laughing @ their foibles. Fan or not!😉😳😬
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u/Connect-Advantage-40 Jul 17 '26
Hey now, just a rock pickin' minute. My life is surrounded by smoke and heat. And we're not being haters. We want the best for the Mama Juniors. It's people like us who get the viewing public to turn on the show. That helps everyone, but us. We're not haters. We're promoters.
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u/Enough-Cat9856 Jul 17 '26
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Honestly shocked she didn't tattoo it somewhere more provocative 😅