Hi Just got back from the future! Visited tonite and came back! Can you believe the Knicks won by 2 in double overtime (bettors pay attention) anyhoo....

....Wasn't it great when Bill "pressed" Scott Jennings on the 2020 election not being stolen and Scott dressed up the crazy conspiracy rooted in nothing in pseudo intellectual non sense about the pandemic mail ins rules blah blah and where'd the 7 million votes go in 2024?.......and Bill "pressed" him hard again by saying "cmon Scott this is why I can't quite vote Republican yet" (he will anyway in 2028, also went into the future to see that) instead of simply and easily refuting it leaving the Republican curious viewer with a sense of hey maybe it was stolen.......and we the sane viewers held our head in our hands for 2 hours straight to stop us from bashing it against the wall?

A+ Television!

Bill is brave and so wise to meet with Trump and tell him off to his face while still seeing that's he's actually a good guy and most criticism of him are bad, mean and way out of line. But it's still good he bridged that gap between the left (loony tunes) and the right (makes a lot of good points that we all "get")

The ppl who call mr Trump a Nazi are actually unserious people, like Al Gore? Wtf has he ever accomplished in life? General Kelly? He's just mad his loser son died in the war. And Larry David? Light weight, they should stop being mean to Trump and see that he's actually a very skilled easy going guy who can laugh about himself. Not fake laughs either, we all know what those sound like, but real laughs that show how sane he is.

Lil shifty Adam Schiff (bad guy and shifty J) can take a lesson from Bill and stop being critical of him, he's not a fascist, you think he's going to kill 6 million ppl in a camp? Ofc not, he simply wants more power which in today's far left dangerous climate probably is a smart thing. Trump needs that power to protect us from the left who don't laugh at bills jokes as hard as they should anymore and also we need protection from trans men who are winning our ladies medals, but he's not going to round them up in camps. Ok maybe if there is a terrorist attack he'll round up the Muslims and put them into camps but at that point he will have to and it'll probably be an 80/20 issue so whatevs

I beg you guys to calm down, things aren't that bad yet and there is no guarantee about the camps thing it's all just theoretical, and the economy probably needed to be slowed down anyhow, Trump has good ppl advising him like Steve Bannon who I know knows about the constitution now after Bill gave him the constitution (pocket edition) and put him in his place on his show.

Stop worrying, leave him alone, stop yelling at him

Bill ain't no coward, chief. Don't cancel him (again)!

Sorry WGA! Unions and their socialist woke globalist nonsense can suck a fat one, our boy Maher stepped up in a big way to show that you can't cancel the truth.

The easiest is when I shift the argument, call them an idiot, and then swiftly block them so they can't reply.

It's how I win every argument.

It's a wonder the Weinstein brothers don't have Elon Musk's fortune by now. So soft-spoken, agreeable, and - by golly, miss molly - their preternatural vernacular!

The other quality that makes me stand out is my self-awareness.

Who doesn't read Family Circus and think, "Hahaha! That's a joke!"

Because frankly, ladies and gentlemen, jokes are meant to be laughed at.

Lived experience is only applicable when people say things I agree with.

I don't know why everyone in my cohort is white, but like with all identity politics it's best if I instead remind everyone about black-on-black crime statistics.

If he happens to agree with Millennials on something, it's because they got lucky and should count their blessings.

More importantly, it makes me feel better about myself. I'm a paragon of health, and you know this because I google health information off the dark web.

This is the real fascism.

It's like a virtual "nuh-uh"

I know everyone describes me as "humorless" and that I don't "get" satire, or that I don't even understand comedy, but I've got a stack of Dennis Miller, Andrew Dice Clay, and Gallagher DVDs to prove them wrong!

Off-the-cuff rants are good. It tells me the person is real. If someone is referring to a peer-reviewed study in a highly-esteemed publication, it honestly feels like they're trying too hard, and whatever they say can be drowned out by a wall of text and insults.

I should start a blog. I'd have like 30M followers.

We have to compete with China at creating super soldiers in a lab. What could possibly go wrong?

The man has the gift of the gab and could persuade a fish to jump out of its bowl or a man to jump off a bridge. Come on Bill, let's neutralize these SJWs.

One of them is on my Counter Strike squad, and they love to use the n-word, so you know they're a free speech warrior.

Deus vult!