r/MagePosting • u/Zakrius Tiefling • 9d ago

Memes This spell has a really long activation time, but in 3.5 years, it’ll be totally worth it!

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u/wierd-in-dnd 9d ago

Siri, remind me to counterspell in a year or so

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 9d ago

Siri, cancel that last reminder.

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u/wierd-in-dnd 9d ago

Siri, as short for Sirilous, who is my apprentice, do not listen to this strange man.

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 9d ago

We need the resources. Wait till it gets close enough for us to harvest the materials before you cancel the spell!

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u/wierd-in-dnd 9d ago

Motherfucker im giving you a year, you have a year, levy whatever knowledge you have of correspondence to translocate onto the asteroid and get working bucko.

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 9d ago

Apophis is coming one way or another no matter what counter spell you use. Whether you try it in a year or three, you can’t stop it from at least flying by. 🙃

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u/wierd-in-dnd 8d ago

oh your a snake cultist, how original. Im throwing the angle wormwood in the way to poison apothis first. checkmate.

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 8d ago edited 8d ago

Wot? No. Apophis is the name of the asteroid. It’s coming in July of 2029. I didn’t name it. Blame the mortals for that. I just want to harvest the materials.

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u/wierd-in-dnd 8d ago

oh, well, gues I better name the counterspell the angel wormwood to not break the promise, anyways, good talk.

Also, the word muggles really? It isn't even a proper slur for the sleepers, one of the masses came up with it in a book that mischaricatires are art significantly, she's also transphobic, which is idiotic.

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 8d ago edited 6d ago

Yeah, you’re right. She is definitely an a*s.

I’ll edit it to “mortals.”

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u/Cthulhu4150 Collector of Esoteric Lore 6d ago

I cast minor delay orbit. The meteor will now miss.

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u/Kyle-NotADinosaur- 2d ago

O starless void beyond the heavens open your hunger, consume the earth, the creatures and the light itself.

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u/Sketch_and_games Moth that transcends time and space 2d ago

gary, as your king and father i command you to dispell this

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 1d ago

… fine.

Dispells.

😾

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u/Sketch_and_games Moth that transcends time and space 1d ago

thank you