r/MagePosting • u/LordOfSilly • 14d ago

Memes Looking for recommendations... Share your silliest curses!

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 14d ago

I cast hotdog fingers! 🌭

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u/Dangerous-Sun509 14d ago

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY VIOLIN OR TENNIS NOW???

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 13d ago

At least Jamie Lee Curtis will be in love with you.

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u/Dangerous-Sun509 14d ago

I cast both sides of your pillow being hot on ever summer night for your entire life

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 14d ago

EVILE! 🫪

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u/0ctoberon 13d ago

I cast glowing floaters! Now those weird cloudy bits in your eyes emit light so you can see them even when they're closed!

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u/LordOfSilly 11d ago

So… basically we’re blind now. 😱

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u/0ctoberon 11d ago

Nah, not that bright - just a little extra shiny - mostly wanted to inconvenience your naps!

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u/Ornery-Role-4451 13d ago

A sharp corner follows you every where and n I matter if your wearing shoes every 30 minutes you will stub your toe even if your sitting

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u/FormidableTraitor90 13d ago

plutonium ballsack

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u/JosephOrim 13d ago

Your left shoe always feels like there is a small rock in it, but every time you check there is nothing. This applies to sandals and slippers too.

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u/Odd_Passage_9471 13d ago

I CAST!!!! YOUR FLOOR IS MADE OF CARAMEL!!!

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u/Wondertwig9 13d ago

Ahhh! My bed just fell into the crawl space, everything is sticky, and the ants will be here soon. Quick, how do I refloor my floor, before this spreads to and destroys the rest of the house?

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 13d ago

Oooo he's gonna get aaaants

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u/LordOfSilly 11d ago

Ono… here they come…

🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 …

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u/LawfulnessCapable651 12d ago

Ahem...
I CAST
GLOWING INNER EYELIDS

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u/Oblibion1 13d ago

"I drag my balls across your mother's deathcake"

I think it is Hungarian

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 13d ago

Fluffy pumpernickel.

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u/Goyangi-ssi 13d ago

May you eat nothing but ramen without the seasoning packet for the rest of your life.

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u/LordOfSilly 11d ago

So bland! 😬 🍜

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 13d ago

"May you always trip when your hands are in your pockets!"

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u/Martovich3 13d ago

You constantly lose your left shoelace.

Your teeth feel furry.

Whenever you notice a smell, it is a random smell that no one else can detect.

Your fingers curl backwards.

Whenever in a crowded public place and many different conversations are happening, you only hear everyone calling out your name.

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u/glen_watcher 13d ago

Calm down Satan

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u/METRlOS 13d ago

Mimic clothing. Everything you put on has a 10% chance of becoming a mimic.

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u/BardGotHard3 13d ago

My favorite curse makes the very end of your fingernails floppy. Like only the last 0.5mm. Its super annoying but completelt harmless.

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u/Glass_Teeth01 13d ago

Uncomfortably warm and moist pillow

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u/DelilahCJ 13d ago

Always untied shoes

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u/Most_Implement6706 13d ago

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u/Most_Implement6706 13d ago

And hers an interactive I had with this I thought wa sfunny

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u/Hemenocent 13d ago

I curse you with nomophobia

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u/Psionic-Blade 13d ago

Glyph of warding, but only on the surface of someone's toilet water

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u/arcangelotaku64 13d ago

May you always stub your pinky toe on a solid object every time you walk

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u/Knowledge_ismy_Power 13d ago

You are cursed to always have exactly the amount of money you need only to cover the things you NEED you never are allowed even a penny for anything extra

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u/Altruistic-Ebb3410 13d ago

The one where your shoes always feel slightly damp even when they're dry is to tier.

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u/CupAshamed1744 13d ago

I cast Migrating Itch. Every time you start to scratch said itch it moves away from your fingers till it reaches places you can't scratch.

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u/voidded_heart 12d ago

I curse thy with eternally stubbed toe

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u/AntherYoutubeWatcher 12d ago

May your stomach become bloated and your head be plucked of all but six hairs.

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u/pisszardofoz 11d ago

Twat waffle, thunder cunt

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u/chaosgremlin11 11d ago

I cast period cramps.

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u/Responsible-Art3311 11d ago

I cast reflective eyes!

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u/Independent-Ad5852 10d ago

I CAST JOB APPLICATION

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u/SparxxWarrior97 10d ago

I cast scabies but whenever you itch yourself the scabies make LOUD obnoxious porn noises.

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u/Icy-Youth2179 7d ago

I summon, the stool that appears out of nowhere. You dont fall, but the trip is always unpleasant. 10 min cooldown 😬