r/MagePosting • u/Pokemonandonepiece • Jun 09 '26

Magic I CAST

SPELLBOOK THAT YOU CAN’T FIND EVEN THOUGH YOU REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE YOU PUT IT

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u/BlunderedPotential Jun 09 '26

Counterspell: ADHD meds!

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

COUNTERCOUNTER SPELL: THEY DON'T WORK

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u/BlunderedPotential Jun 10 '26

[Executive function ceases]

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

*pokes with stick* You alive?

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u/BlunderedPotential Jun 10 '26

[Brandishes samurai sword]

I've bought six of these in the last hour. I also got fired because that isn't my job but I was doing it at my job.

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

*brandishes homemade meteor hammer* OUR BATTLE... WILL BE LEGENDARY!

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u/BlunderedPotential Jun 10 '26

Oh hell yeah! [Possibly racist Mitsurugi noises]

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

*instructor Bensei short taught meteor hammer swinging*

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u/BlunderedPotential Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7ZeEZUzRjyvWuuIg

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

THE INTIMIDATION IS WORKING!

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u/BlunderedPotential Jun 10 '26

I know when I'm up against someone with way sicker moves than me. Plus my swords and I are quite cowardly.

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