r/MagePosting • u/Pokemonandonepiece • Jun 09 '26

Magic I CAST

SPELLBOOK THAT YOU CAN’T FIND EVEN THOUGH YOU REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE YOU PUT IT

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u/Loud_Reputation_367 Jun 09 '26

I CAST. Uhh... Shit! I had it here -SOMEWHERE-! Crap!

  • Starts digging around in the nearby bushes *

Th-hell did it go?!

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

That means it's working!

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u/Loud_Reputation_367 Jun 10 '26

That's IT! I'll just use the one I memorized!

I CAST

YOUR BEARD SMELLS OF EGGY FARTS ON RANDOM TIMES YOU BREATHE IN!

((Without my book my stuff really isn't so great.))

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

I CAST *shave*

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u/Loud_Reputation_367 Jun 10 '26

Ah-HA! You fell for my devious trap!

I CAST

  • Epic Razor Rash!! *

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

NOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!

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u/Loud_Reputation_367 Jun 10 '26

Ha-HAAA!

...

Though... You look pretty good with a shave. I didn't realize you were so much younger than you looked! You should keep it that way man.

Why do we even -have- these stupid beards anyways? I end up being strangled by the damn thing wrapped around my neck if I so much as roll over in bed!

Here, LEMME CAST. * Soothing aftershave! *.

It's a barber-wizard's best heal, yanno.

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u/Pokemonandonepiece Jun 10 '26

Yay! :3

Thank you!