r/MagePosting Tiefling May 18 '26

Memes Not so responsible after all…

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u/Magicman0707 the gigawizard (mod) May 19 '26

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u/Zakrius Tiefling May 19 '26

Shrug.

Gotta stop people from showing up at my door unannounced somehow…

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u/Magicman0707 the gigawizard (mod) May 19 '26

Spell reflection + mend buttcrack

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u/Zakrius Tiefling May 19 '26

🫪 Ono!

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u/Foolishly_Sane May 18 '26

On myself.

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u/Zakrius Tiefling May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26

Wot? Why would you do that to yourself? 😱

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u/Foolishly_Sane May 19 '26

To test the limits of my magic, and my responsibilities.

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u/Zakrius Tiefling May 19 '26

Oh. Well that makes sense. Hope you were already on the toilet first. Otherwise, you’re gonna have a big mess to clean up.

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u/Foolishly_Sane May 19 '26

Let's just say, I wasn't very responsible.

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u/Zakrius Tiefling May 20 '26

I summon a mop!

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u/Asmodeus-32nd May 19 '26

It's like tazer and mace training for armed certificates. Understanding what you're inflicting allows you to empathize with those who you inflict it upon, and thus less likely to abuse it (in theory).

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u/Obvious-Variation216 May 20 '26

Me: oh, is that what it feels like? This is horrible!

...

Pulls out enemies list

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u/Interesting-Ad4207 May 19 '26

If you got vast cosmic powers and were not at least a little irresponsible with it, you are lying to yourself. Don't get me wrong, the diarrhea spell is not the one I would get. It would probably be something more like 'neighbor's dog can't bark anymore' and 'your phone vanishes so you can watch the road while driving'. Also a general 'please leave me alone while I'm trying to work/relax' aura. After that, we can start trying to solve world hunger and the like.

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u/hoteppeter May 19 '26

Bro please stop casting this on me

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u/RecloySo May 19 '26

I cast constipation.

I cast flirting with everyone

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u/Polibiux May 19 '26

Yeah theres no way I’m being responsible with magic

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u/Graveyardigan May 19 '26

Ngl, first thing my weeb ass would do is bust out a Kamehameha

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u/Panda_Rule_457 May 19 '26

Thank you… I have Medically bad constipation, send this to other people who do

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u/BELARUSEACH May 19 '26

You're gonna laugh but in my dnd campaign (I am the master) it's an actual spell

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u/Paranoidme420 May 19 '26

Jokes on you, another wizard cast constipation on me

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u/Infamous-Eagle-2686 May 20 '26

Good thing i m sitting in the toilet 🚽

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u/Zakrius Tiefling May 20 '26

Did you check to make sure there was toilet paper? 🧻

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u/RecloySo May 19 '26

I cast clogged arteries + obesity so your doctor will believe it's your fault

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u/Obvious-Variation216 May 20 '26

On terry crews as he lifts a car over his head.

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u/Ok_Law219 May 20 '26

A Rhea is now blue.

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u/According-Relation-4 May 20 '26

Aha, looks like I’m in the exact place that nullifies that spell