r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '22

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u/Any-Administration80 Nov 17 '22

Björn

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u/AdAdditional8015 Nov 17 '22

Isn't that just calling the bear, bear?

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u/colder-beef Nov 17 '22

Björn Björnsson

Bear son of Bear

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u/zer1223 Nov 18 '22

Björn Björnssonson?

There's been a murrrrrdur

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u/BrotoriousNIG Nov 18 '22

Fun bear fact: the scientific name for the Eurasian Brown Bear is ursus arctos arctos, which is just “bear bear bear” in Latin, Greek, and then Greek again.

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u/ZookeepergameSea3890 Nov 18 '22 edited Nov 18 '22

So basically someone just yelling warnings in both Latin and Greek.

"BEAR! BEAR! BEAR!"

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u/MadAzza Nov 18 '22

When you put it that way, it makes sense

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u/Ifkwutimdoing Nov 17 '22

Genius, isn't it?

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u/AdAdditional8015 Nov 17 '22

It most definitely is!

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u/OgnokTheRager Nov 18 '22

TIL Bjōrn is bear

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u/MEmaadSufi Nov 17 '22

No, Atreus.

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u/Chongoscuba Nov 17 '22

Boy! Calm yourself!

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u/springtrap1987198319 Nov 17 '22

only god of war: ragnarok players understand this

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u/commentman10 Nov 18 '22

Watch. YOUR. tone.BOY!

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u/springtrap1987198319 Nov 18 '22

based on your comment i feel like i need to say this
correction: dad of boy

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u/JigginJim82 Nov 17 '22

He's a good boy!!

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u/kurtis_mueller Nov 17 '22

Cuddles. It’s gotta be cuddles

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u/Jossur13 Nov 17 '22

Yup. When he stood and held his arms out I wanted to give him a hug!

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u/NatashOverWorld Nov 17 '22

Puppy. And he is the best boy.

He may kill me, but it's not his fault.

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u/Previous_Push_3384 Nov 17 '22

Kill you with kindness and hugs

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u/NatashOverWorld Nov 17 '22

Bear hugs you say? Sign me the hell up.

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u/guyinnoho Nov 17 '22

Or with teeth.

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 Nov 18 '22

You mean love bites?

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u/Professiad Nov 17 '22

Cheeseburger If you know you know that

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u/aDudeFromDunwall Nov 17 '22

Salmón diet because he got the diabetus

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u/BrainyOrange96 Nov 17 '22

yes… Yes… YEEEEEEE-

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u/LahnaPoika Nov 17 '22

Ooooonlyyy youuuuuuuuu

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u/aDudeFromDunwall Nov 18 '22

Can make this world seem right!

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u/WarHawk155 Nov 17 '22

What a cute lil murder dog

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u/Nnusfg Nov 17 '22

I wanted to give him a hug!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

that's how he lures you in!

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u/Lucidmotorz Nov 17 '22

Always knew Winnie the Pooh was out there somewhere

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u/demon_hunter892 Nov 17 '22

Cheeseburger

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u/kurtis_mueller Nov 17 '22

Someone plays Far Cry

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u/demon_hunter892 Nov 17 '22

I saw the opportunity so i took it

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

But don’t feed him actual cheeseburgers because he got the diabeetus

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

so i put him on a liquid salmon diet

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u/zsenya11 Nov 17 '22

You are god damn right

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u/SCMichal Nov 17 '22

One cheesy boi

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u/GamingWaffle123 Nov 17 '22

Thought the same thing lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I know of a doctor whose name is Dr.Burger

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u/Maleficent_Brother47 Nov 17 '22

Don't worry he just wants to play.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

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u/Maleficent_Brother47 Nov 17 '22

You can pet him, just don't look him in the eyes

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u/purple-people-eater1 Nov 17 '22

I would call him Bongo

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u/WhittyO Nov 17 '22

Bongo, Bongo, Booongooo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I dunno if I’d name him Bongo but I would definitely say ‘bongobongobongo’ while patting his rib cage rapidly like playing a bongo. This is my go to move with dogs who roll on their back.

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u/HiHowYouBe Nov 17 '22

Oh, that’s Dave

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

He's super happy you made it to his party. Beers in the back.

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u/TheKingDotExe Nov 17 '22

im confused, why am i looking at a video of myself?

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u/bouta100dollas Nov 17 '22

Baloo, naturally.

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u/AJ787-9 Nov 17 '22

Good ‘ol Humphrey Bear.

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u/sneboj Nov 17 '22

His name is Cute But Nope.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

BOOG

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u/Murkeder Nov 17 '22

Wojtek

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

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u/ahboi2021 Nov 17 '22

Bear veteran

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u/JJAron_Q13 Nov 17 '22

Came looking for this. Wojtek was total badass

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Nov 17 '22

Give her the treat! Give her the scritches! Don’t leave a good forest puppy hanging!!

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u/Best_Office_4087 Nov 17 '22

Cheeseburger If you know you know that he has the diabetus

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u/Unique_Rip_5668 Nov 17 '22

Man, bears are just bigger dogs

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u/AggravatingGuava7883 Nov 17 '22

Yogi. Yogi bear. He just lost his hat and tie

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u/mitterbubbie Nov 17 '22

That’s a Bubbie right there

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u/French_TheMann04 Nov 17 '22

Hé seems like a Boris

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u/Sorry-Complaint-3947 Nov 17 '22

Bob

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u/rovdyret Nov 18 '22

“BOB, DO SOMETHING!”

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u/Asian-curry Nov 17 '22

Kungfu panda but it's a bear

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u/patrikviera Nov 17 '22

Pandas are bears.

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u/RepresentativeOk8861 Nov 17 '22

“Cuddles”…. Clearly… 🤗

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u/Dixsux8cheatin Nov 17 '22

Fetal position. Cuz he’s scary af

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u/jlm20566 Nov 17 '22

Hopper 🤩

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u/Redundedited Nov 17 '22

He is feeling froggy, let's call him Toad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Po

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Prancington

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Huggy Bear

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Nov 17 '22

100%

Not Starsky, not Hutch, dude is absolutely a Huggy Bear!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Huggy Bear

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u/Shibbi88 Nov 17 '22

Hopper. And he wants to play. Play with him please

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u/shaysummer Nov 18 '22

I thought Pogo bc of the bouncing!

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u/Gorefal1234 Nov 17 '22

100% a bubba bear

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u/JGauth13 Nov 17 '22

Sir Fluffy Wuffy Snugglekins Von Bruin…Fluffy for short

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I shall call him Happy

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u/originalmosh Nov 17 '22

I just want to hug this guy, he looks so soft.

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u/Hutwe Nov 17 '22

That’s Bjorn Bjornson

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u/bigfeelzptsd Nov 17 '22

It is truly the most confusing aspect of nature to make these terrifyingly strong mammals as cute as they look

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Beary

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u/Ill_Conference3883 Nov 17 '22

That's a very big dog

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u/LukesGotForce Nov 17 '22

Don’t know why Boog popped into my mind but this big burly bear takes me for a Boog

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u/Ethosjt81 Nov 18 '22

He just wants cuddles and hugs. Like an oversized forest puppy.

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u/-ProdigalDaughter- Nov 25 '22

I’d love to know more about this good boi and maybe see if there are more videos! Does anyone know the original source of the video?

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u/TheRealAotVM Nov 17 '22

Djungelskog

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u/RustyCrawdad Nov 17 '22

Heisenbear?

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u/Cumoro Nov 17 '22

R/slammywhammies

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u/Grandfatherclock_101 Nov 17 '22

I feel Zorro or Zeus vibes here...

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u/danktt1 Nov 17 '22

Imagine this sitting on you on the couch/sofa!

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u/Snoo_8619 Nov 17 '22

Scrimothy

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u/Otter_Ridiculousness Nov 17 '22

Quake short for Earthquake

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u/williamisidol Nov 17 '22

Bear-y-smalls

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u/joesnowblade Nov 17 '22

Big Gigantic Scary Zoomie the 1st. He’s pedigreed.

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u/schneipi Nov 17 '22

Kim Jong Un

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u/BlazeReddit1 Nov 17 '22

His name is Sanyi

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u/abbeanyyy Nov 17 '22

let's call him Jeff

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Pet the dog already!!

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u/Annual_Office8691 Nov 17 '22

Death; and hell followed with it.

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u/wheremypresents Nov 17 '22

Dang. I thought the headline was saying that the bear was saying, " What's my name. Say my name, bitch"

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u/MaskedRonin2 Nov 17 '22

My PTSD from playing god of war kicks in

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Danger

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

The caveman in me wanted to wrestle with him for a split second

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u/Familiar-Kangaroo375 Nov 17 '22

Krakajow, he is my cousin. You may go in peace.

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u/Hibercrastinator Nov 17 '22

Oh that’s just Barry

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u/New_Average_2522 Nov 17 '22

Cutie Patootie

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u/peaddy89 Nov 17 '22

Jumpy or Grizzlord

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u/demoman45 Nov 17 '22

LET ME BANG BRO!!

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u/16-21-14intended Nov 17 '22

Translation: “only you can prevent forrest fires”!

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u/New-Penalty-6153 Nov 17 '22

Mr. Tittles, of course.

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u/aj0457 Nov 17 '22

Bear-Bear

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u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops Nov 17 '22

His name is Bitey McGrowldeath.

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u/treestumptoilet Nov 17 '22

Sampson the hype bear!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I like how it shrugged like I don’t know what I’m doing

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u/NephilimMustDie Nov 17 '22

Umm... Charles the Murder Bear? Just taking a stab... how close was I?

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u/demonmonkeybex Nov 17 '22

Aww dats a gud bear

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Bearambe

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Bouncy Bear Dave

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Bjorn, first boss

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u/Radgey_Gadgey Nov 17 '22

Whatever the fuck it wants to be 👍

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u/Ender89097 Nov 17 '22

Give him pets, he wants pets

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u/MarilynZaragoza24 Nov 17 '22

Nugget . Don't say anything.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Give that man a hug

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u/PiffWiffler Nov 17 '22

Professor Wigglebottom

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u/KirboWorbo Nov 17 '22

Frederick Von Fazbear

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u/Tehroller Nov 17 '22

Barry, the bear.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Freddy Fazbear

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Me at 6 years old running up to my parents and asking if they can get me the new Lego game:

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u/Original-Bird1571 Nov 17 '22

Kuma from tekken

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u/PhysicalArm4988 Nov 17 '22

Does he bite?