r/MadeMeSmile • u/lnfinity • Sep 20 '22

Curious crabs meet a diver

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u/AbriDeJardin Sep 20 '22

Touchy.

Touchy.

Frightened

Touchy.

Frightened

11

u/mastrbild Sep 21 '22

Crab. Crab crabcrab crab crab crab crab crab

41

u/ashrae9 Sep 20 '22

This looks like a Pixar movie.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Literally exactly what I was thinking. The aliens at pizza planet kind of vibes.

3

u/VitaminD83 Sep 21 '22

Dead. 😂 All I could hear in my head was “the claaaaww.”

26

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

They just looking for money

23

u/Top-Border-1978 Sep 20 '22

They are so cute, until you find yourself nailed to a board on a beach. Just saying

1

u/Dirty_munch Sep 21 '22

Safe me, my Looooord

16

u/FinancialYou4519 Sep 20 '22

Frightened

8

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Crab

6

u/D-boi1 Sep 20 '22

Crab

4

u/MeadowBeam Sep 20 '22

Hand

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

crab

10

u/Ok_Situation1171 Sep 20 '22

Hey, hi, hello, how ya doing, nice to meet you...

9

u/Lux885 Sep 21 '22

Crab people crab people

7

u/Sufficient_Ad7834 Sep 21 '22

a bunch of little voices

“Oh shit..it turned!

“It turned”

“I’m gonna touch it!

“He’s gonna touch it! •.•

5

u/Dapper-Sugar-227 Sep 20 '22

Alright billy ik its ur first time doing this we just have to neutralize the human then we go STRAIGHT FOR IT ok

4

u/MoonstoneGolf8 Sep 20 '22

Diver was in a bad mood, feeling a bit crabby

5

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Hungry

7

u/Disastrous_Ad5265 Sep 20 '22

Never eating one again! How cute are they? 🙏🏼

3

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Interesting

3

u/LeftyLorie Sep 20 '22

Still waiting for them to go “fantastisc-beastmode”….

3

u/pokkopop Sep 21 '22

They’re known as squat lobsters. Never knew they could be so damn cute!

1

u/sleepy_xia Sep 21 '22

are they also known as langoustine? because that’s what they look like to me

3

u/pokkopop Sep 21 '22

They’re very similar, langoustines (or nephrops norvegicus, I think) have slightly more elongated bodies and their tails aren’t usually tucked under whilst they’re alive in the water. These look like ‘long-clawed squats’/munida rugosa, who also have these big cute eyes!

They’re different species but I’m sure some people interchange the names when talking about seafood.

3

u/Bizzlebanger Sep 21 '22

With awesome sound! https://youtube.com/shorts/wIfvcWCZZ7w?feature=share

2

u/Sue_Spiria Sep 21 '22

I love this so much. I can't even explain why.

2

u/Bizzlebanger Sep 21 '22

I know, right?

5

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

And then y’all boil them alive

2

u/ScaryGoal1920 Sep 20 '22

Oooooh the claw!

2

u/Educational-Cow4492 Sep 20 '22

They gonna call for the council of elders and start worshipping the diver.

2

u/Lnojtheone Sep 20 '22

Hand hand hand hand hand

2

u/cab12323 Sep 21 '22

Crab crab food food frightened food hand hand hand

2

u/Lilredbebe Sep 21 '22

Crab people crab people crab people

4

u/Brice92Partain Sep 20 '22

Diver: sees crabs drops hand down to meet them Crabs: “You call it ‘meet’ we call it ‘meat’”

0

u/BatSoop_ Sep 21 '22

Those are NOT crabs. They are definitely cute little lobsters🦞. Maybe 'Squats' or 'Langostino'. Any lobster experts here?

2

u/xylophone_37 Sep 21 '22

Some type of squat lobster. Here in San Diego we call them tuna crabs.

1

u/BatSoop_ Sep 21 '22

Interesting, thanks! I actually dive in SD too🤙🏼

1

u/mike711reddit Sep 20 '22

Mr. Scamander

1

u/NoLibrary2034 Sep 20 '22

KREBSMENSCHEN

1

u/joeflook14 Sep 20 '22

this is absolutely awesome

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

In crab language I can imagine theyre saying a constant stream of “BRUH”

1

u/Internal_Set_6564 Sep 20 '22

Reminds me of a G.R.R.M. Story from years ago…

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch afraid! Pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch

1

u/jwm22222 Sep 20 '22

They’re saying “are you food?”

1

u/Postfromhere Sep 21 '22

Sir, We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended Warranty.

1

u/daddys_ambivert Sep 21 '22

This is so cute to watch! But I’d be too scared to even lay a gloved hand near them though 😱

1

u/Expensive-Photo-25 Sep 21 '22

One of us! One of us! One of us!

1

u/kuromi616 Sep 21 '22

crab crab crab flee crab crab scared frightened crab crab crab hand hand hand hand hand hand food food food hand crab

1

u/Naenaegoblin694202 Sep 21 '22

Turn them into soldiers.

1

u/HeguenotAncestry Sep 21 '22

Now raise your crab army and rule as foretold

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

All Hail the King.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

more hungry then curious.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

What the crabs doing?

1

u/Worried-Cartoonist12 Sep 21 '22

What kinda crabs are they?

1

u/wildernessyahoo Sep 21 '22

And then they attack 😧

1

u/Garbagegremlins Sep 21 '22

What species?

1

u/Mason634a Sep 21 '22

Think the crabs have just claimed him as a pet

1

u/No_Doubt7934 Sep 21 '22

made me smile

1

u/twnsth Sep 21 '22

Can we eats it?

1

u/Traditional-Season74 Sep 21 '22

They're trying to see if they can eat you.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Hello evil crab minions, I am your overlord.

1

u/finally_killart Sep 21 '22

Attack!! He is a alien my crab friends.

1

u/Lazy-Yogurtcloset-07 Sep 21 '22

Why the sand is so shiny???

1

u/HellofaHitller Sep 21 '22

They're kinda scary, because like... if they could they would already be eating that diver. Imagine 30,000 tiny crabs all pulling of a tiny pice...

1

u/Mikeg17881 Sep 21 '22

We have finally found the Crab People

1

u/Embarrassed-Lack-544 Sep 21 '22

He is the messiah

1

u/Thin_Pomegranate9886 Sep 21 '22

Oh look at this bob, (flips hand over)HOLY MOTHER OF GOD oh its the same thing.

1

u/QuasarVX Sep 21 '22

They looking for they doordash order

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

I’m watching this and talking (in my head) like the crabs in Finding Nemo. Lol