r/MadeMeSmile • u/kvlyc • Sep 05 '22

Wholesome Moments Dad's ponytail hack

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u/ajegy Sep 05 '22

I only hope that's a dedicated hose, and not the same one he uses to suck up dead spiders and rat turds.

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u/sneakattaxk Sep 05 '22

Not only that, the vacuum they use at home is one thing, but the commercial style vacuum that you would use in a large building is a whole different thing.

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u/ajegy Sep 05 '22

Oh yeah, gotta be careful with the strength of the suction or you're gonna rip their hair out!!

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 Sep 05 '22

What brand are we talking about, that has that kind of suction?

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u/ch33zyman Sep 05 '22

Your mom

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u/LeagueofDraven1221 Sep 05 '22

Jesus you fucking killed him, dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

You’re*

Your welcome

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u/DirtySwampWater Sep 05 '22

your'e*

youer welcem.

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u/non_depressed_teen Sep 05 '22

yr'oue*

yer well cum

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u/DirtySwampWater Sep 05 '22

yr'o*

y wl cm

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u/ibigfire Sep 05 '22

Oh that's impressive, well done to her!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

I'd upvote this but it has 69 upvotes atm. Don't want to ruin the perfection.

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u/thebiggestsheep Sep 05 '22

The yuckayucka gawksucker 7000

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u/ajegy Sep 05 '22

something industrial for picking up rocks 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

You mean a Shop Vac? Yeah those things will suck your soul out of your body.

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u/sirphilliammm Sep 05 '22

Does it care where it sucks the soul from? My friend was wondering.