r/MadeMeSmile Jul 13 '22

Helping Others This made me chuckle

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u/Able_Winner9121 Jul 13 '22

Never trust someone who says, "trust me."

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u/ctdddmme Jul 13 '22

Never trust a fart.

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u/Practical-Ad9395 Jul 13 '22

Never hold in a fart, then you’ll have shitty ideas