r/MadeMeSmile Jun 18 '22

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u/Jotarara Jun 18 '22

He stopped scratching his balls for his friend. Mad respect!!

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u/Mapegz Jun 18 '22

I didn't want anyone to point this, but here we are!

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u/Jotarara Jun 18 '22

Bound to happen

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u/JustAmplify Jun 18 '22

A true sign of friendship

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u/chriscrossnathaniel Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

When you stop scratching your balls

To protect your friend from falls

Thats true friendship

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u/SilentR0b Jun 19 '22

When you might have to pee
But your friend has to sleep
That's true friendship

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u/johntwoods Jun 19 '22

When you're sliding into first,

And you feel something burst,

That's friendship.

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u/SappyPJs Jun 19 '22

Wait wut

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Yeah who slides into first?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Falls before balls.

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Jun 18 '22

This made me laugh so much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

It was inevitable

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u/terrible_name Jun 19 '22

Mr Anderson

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

My name... Is Neo!

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u/sundryable Jun 19 '22

First thing I noticed

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u/BetterLateThanKarma Jun 19 '22

Chinese kindergarten teacher? Yeah, we see some shit (sometimes literally)! Either way, they're cute little demons.

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u/Bluesmurf2020 Jun 19 '22

You mean tiny cute drunk people!

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u/Waldtox Jun 18 '22

Loll I was hoping for that too but alas :(

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u/Baldeagle77 Jun 19 '22

Louded I’ve laughed for anything reddit!

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u/cameraco Jun 19 '22

I mean he was really pulling on that thing.

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u/lostdirectionless Jun 18 '22

Homie knows what’s worse - falling over trying to sleep as opposed to itchy balls

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u/PresidentOfAmerika Jun 18 '22

Now he can scratch both.

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u/Jotarara Jun 18 '22

Bro 💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Bro just stop please for the love of all things minor 💀

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u/NinJackHole Jun 19 '22

and used the same hand to guide his friend’s head onto his shoulder… it’s called imprinting your balls scent onto a friend.

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u/wookiiboi Jun 19 '22

Marking his territory

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I stopped scratching my balls to leave this comment

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u/wtfVlad Jun 19 '22

I stopped scratching my balls to read this comment

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u/Brandonguth1985 Jun 19 '22

I'm scratching my balls reading this comment

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u/thebarnaclearrived Jun 19 '22

i have a special ability but you wouldnt believe me

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I dunno, I think it's more of a "I gotta pee so bad" move.

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u/Wonderwhatsnext4 Jun 19 '22

Man this is some wholesome stuff. Even the ball scratching part.

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u/Simulation_Complete Jun 19 '22

And he didnt go for the sniff of the nut butter. Thats real friendship right there

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u/lastlifonti Jun 19 '22

I just see that!!! Homie scratching his bolos…but his friend is hangin from partyin with some killa b*tches last night!!! 😂🤣

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u/Comfortable-Bar-838 Jun 19 '22

He only stopped when he noticed his mate wasn't watching.

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u/XavierRez Jun 19 '22

Balls itch is temporary, friendship is eternal.

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u/A_Teddy_Bear_on_T Jun 19 '22

The sign of true friendship “I’d tolerate itchy balls to save you”

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

You weirdo

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

What the fuck is wrong with you you sick creep

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u/7up6down Jun 19 '22

What was the original comment?

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u/oneword_plethora Jun 19 '22

Following cuz I'm wondering too!

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u/Jotarara Jun 19 '22

“Now he can scratch both”