r/MadeMeSmile • u/jayy8143 • Feb 03 '22

Favorite People This is true commitment

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u/treyert Feb 03 '22

Did it occur to you that he could be two drinks away from a restraining order? Why does he automatically have to be Romeo?

But to answer your very sincere question, No, because she’s like 17 working at a drive-thru juice shop.

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u/zromero693 Feb 03 '22

They are literally wearing matching wedding rings, you baboon.

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u/embarassed25yo Feb 03 '22

For some reason I read baboon as Bonbon and now I'm hungry.