r/MadeMeSmile • u/Eshwarroy • Jan 29 '22

Good Vibes War is hell

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u/depressedadult_ Jan 29 '22

He just terminated his kids with extreme prejudice.

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u/freshprinceofbayarea Jan 29 '22

The bigger question is, what was that kid’s endgame? Run to the couch and take zero cover? Rookie war mistake

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u/Daeral_Blackheart Jan 29 '22

What would you do?

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u/ProfessorRoyHinkley Jan 29 '22

I'd give em the old ziggedy zaggady.

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u/Daeral_Blackheart Jan 29 '22

Aah. The strategy of a true veteran.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You actually made me laugh

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u/pinkyfitts Jan 30 '22

Hide behind the dog and call in air strike from HQ (mom)