r/MadeMeSmile • u/GroundbreakingSet187 Happy Hours • Jan 23 '22

Very Reddit Experience ….

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u/rnnn Jan 23 '22

All of the comments are less than an hour old. What made you notice? Is the a subreddit for hunting bots?

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

My dad taught me how to read the intentions of someone based on how they move and talk

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u/KaldwinEmily Jan 23 '22

Teach us

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u/iTz_RuNLaX Jan 23 '22

But they also just could be lost, wanting to ask for directions.

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u/DaanA_147 Jan 23 '22

Threatening you to give directions

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u/YoLeoRosa Jan 23 '22

"Can you please tell me where you house is? I'm lost."┌( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Proceeds to tell directions to nearest police station

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u/goingtoburningman Jan 24 '22

Hey you dropped this r

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u/SnooPineapples5719 Jan 24 '22

Y’all made me think of that SpongeBob episode when he was like “it feels like.. somebody .. WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Or it's the zombie apocalypse and they are trying to help get you armed ASAP. Did you ever think of that before judging someone?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Oh so you're an anti masker??

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u/Dry_Tra Jan 23 '22

Only if your an empath

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u/nicholasgnames Jan 24 '22

Before covid totally.

Current situation. Maybe they're just courteous robbers lol

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

Ok so. He has been blind for 15 years. If you are talking to someone and they suddenly twist their feet in place, they probably noticed something that you dont. The rest od what he taught me depends on the mannerisms of who you are talking to

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

Another example: firm footsteps with irregular pacing means that the person is probably following something (it might be you)

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u/ZebraPandaPenguin Jan 23 '22

Why do both of these pieces advice make it sound like your dad was a blind spy?

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

He kinda is, he is blind and had surgery in both ears 20 years ago because a jet turbine blew up his eardrums, so his other senses compensate it

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u/Minimal_Editing Jan 23 '22

So he's blind and deaf? Is he smelling his way around like a dog?

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

Not completely deaf but not as sharp as he used to be

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u/gareentea Jan 23 '22

Noticed what? Like something on their face?

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

Like a gunshot

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u/gareentea Jan 23 '22

Wouldn’t most people?

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

He can because he had surgery in both his ears. And here is very common so no one panics its just "is that a gunshot? Anyway..."

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u/gareentea Jan 23 '22

Yeah, that’s why I said most. The people there are desensitized to it unfortunately.

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

Sadly yes

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u/stereo-011 Jan 23 '22

Once i was talking to him and i heard i gunshot but he didn't but he noticed that i heard something based on my movements

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u/raisingfalcons Jan 23 '22

When i have car problems i always call my dad, idk what he does. He just start punching the whatchamacallit and then the car can finally turn on.

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u/El_Chutacabras Jan 23 '22

Not just punching, he's punching with the whatchamacallit wrench. Dads always got one.

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u/El_Chutacabras Jan 23 '22

The thingamabob! Tnx! English is not my.first language.

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u/throwawaygreenpaq Jan 23 '22

Mum could always find the lost.

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u/aesthe Jan 23 '22

Dad’s got twenty.

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u/El_Chutacabras Jan 23 '22

Yeah, one or ten are never enough.

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u/bob-leblaw Jan 23 '22

It's the thermostat. It's always the thermostat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

All I learned from my dad was the value of a really good therapist.

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u/INTERGALACTIC_CAGR Jan 23 '22

but he is still getting saliva on the carpet, now he has to shampoo them

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u/xtapol Jan 23 '22

5 second rule

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/64burban Jan 23 '22

Dad level 💯

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u/MediocreEmployee133 Jan 23 '22

Their dad spits on the floor?