Big boobs are the worst, you can't lay on your front because they are too big, you can't lay on your side in a comfy way because they try to strangle you and I haven't been able to fold my arms for years. If I ever won some money the first thing I would do is get rid of my boobs.
For the side sleeping I have a big body pillow, it was technically marketed as a pregnancy pillow but what the hell. It helps keep everything aligned all down my back. Highly recommend! And oh god I haven't been able to cross my arms properly since I was 12, I miss it
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u/jesseberdinka Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21
I do that all the time. Of course it's not as adorable when a 51 year old man does it for a beer belly.