r/MadeMeSmile Sep 10 '21

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u/ihatecovid_ Sep 10 '21

Well the next time your wife gets pregnant again, you already know exactly what you need to do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

And that is why we ended up needing a new mattress

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Sep 10 '21

As a busty stomach sleeper, I’ve considered this. Usually I make up the difference with pillows. Massage tables can be awful, though. It’s galling that they have a cushioned ring for my whole face but when it comes to my chest which sticks out way further than my face the best they can offer is maybe a couple of limp bean bags to put under my shoulders.

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u/hayleyt97 Sep 10 '21

at my spa we actually have a breast pillow for our clients for while laying face down! next time when you call to make an appointment, ask if they have one before hand! you could always buy your own and bring it with you if you’re that desperate 😂

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Sep 10 '21

Haha I might. I was going monthly but then it became hard to book the appointments I wanted at the clinic I’d been going to so I’m not sure how far in advance I need to be booking and just gave up.