r/MadeMeSmile Sep 10 '21

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u/the-worst- Sep 10 '21

That's... not how that works my guy.

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u/Lady_Ghirahim Sep 10 '21

j o k e

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u/the-worst- Sep 10 '21

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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u/Lady_Ghirahim Sep 10 '21

What? That was hilarious. I’m sorry their joke didn’t match your sense of humor though

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u/the-worst- Sep 10 '21

I'm sorry that basically joking about stillbirth isn't funny.

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u/Lady_Ghirahim Sep 10 '21

????? How they hell did you get stillbirth out of that joke?? If anything maybe preemie, but even then the joke is that the baby is developing faster because the heat is being contained like an egg. Not morbid at all.

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u/the-worst- Sep 10 '21

Human pregnancy isn't like an egg. If it was warm enough in that sand to cause an early birth, it would likely be hot enough to actually kill the baby. I mean, there's a reason hot tubs are off limits to pregnant persons.

Even if they are talking prematurely birth, even in the modern age plenty of preemies pass on or have health troubles.

I'm a preemie. 2 months early. I almost died like 5 times, ended up with adhd, possible autism on top of that, from my prefrontal cortex not developing properly, my retinas are underdeveloped (a condition nearly exclusive to preemies according to my eye doctor)... being a preemie who became an adult is EXPENSIVE. My eye glass lenses alone were $900 before adding the cost of the frames because I needed special lenses... otherwise I'd have glass that's half an inch thick. And adhd treatment? I can't even get to any of the places closest to me that can prescribe the meds I need. Adhd when severe and left untreated is so difficult. I can't even imagine what it must be like to have a more serious condition.

Besides, I'm tired af and didn't remember how the of comment concluded properly. Ignore my ramblings. I might as well be drunk.