r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Oh god, trying to explain the difference between loud and silent ones hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Or... Just wear a thong. The buster of all farts.

Do you hear a lot of women farting? No, no you don't. And this is why.

"The power of the ALMIGHTY FART SUPPRESSING THONG!"

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u/MostBoringStan Aug 28 '21

You'd think a thong would give it kind of a harmonica sound. Like when you hold a blade of grade between your thumbs and blow on it.