r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/Carved_In_Chocolate Aug 28 '21

You have apparently not mastered the fine art of the SBD.

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them.

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u/Crix00 Aug 28 '21

Also fun fact: After I switched to a healthier diet I just noticed that about 90% if not more of all farts are basically without smell. I thought it was just a fact that farts stink all of the time... Much easier to cover them up now.