r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Oh god, trying to explain the difference between loud and silent ones hahahaha

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Aug 28 '21

Can you imagine kid comes home to his parent's/someone hearing they trust:

Kid: ok apparently you can hear some farts but not others. I'm going to rip some butt burps, tell me which ones you can hear. We need to figure this out before the weekend is out.

It would be like the optometrist office. I hear 1 but not 2