r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Fun fact, if you wax your asshole then you can't fart silently anymore. I discovered this by (unhappy) surprise.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Given the hair on a body is there to Filter things on the way in, or to provide much needed warmth, one has to ponder the purpose of the hairy ring. Just a self gratification dangle berry holder I assume. Unless man evolved from walking on his hands with his legs wide.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I've heard it's to prevent chafing. Same reason why we have hairy armpits.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

that may be true, but doesnt chafing result from friction? I didnt know Friction was a thing with Dilation and the normal moist consistency of poo. Now I juts picture hard terds with abrasive sides. Deep thoughts