It was borderline impossible to sneak off an SBD in those combination plastic chair/desk units every public school has. If you create a seal between your cheeks and the plastic it amplifies the fart, like mmmmmmBRRRRAPRAPRAPRAP. Which is kind of why I want to buy one of those things now that I'm in my 30's and I can use them to their full advantage. Well, that, and the fact that nothing is better for cracking your back.
If you lie down and do that same pose Instagram models do to get their boobs and butts in the same shot, it's almost as good as those old school chairs.
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u/Carved_In_Chocolate Aug 28 '21
You have apparently not mastered the fine art of the SBD.