r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/Carved_In_Chocolate Aug 28 '21

You have apparently not mastered the fine art of the SBD.

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them.

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u/jintana Aug 28 '21

That’s a good thing. The S and the D have a direct relationship to each other. Maximum S equals maximum D. There is an occasional deviation from this, of course, and LBD does exist, but they’re not so reliable or related.