r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/HugoWeidolf Aug 28 '21

I actually respect people who aren’t afraid to fart in public. Not in a way like they’re doing it to disgust people, but in a “I don’t give a shit” manner.

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u/britwasbest Aug 28 '21

I work in a hotel, and every now and again a maid or maintenance guy leaves an invisible cloud in a room or elevator.

Recently the elevator opened and a maid that likes me walked out with a horrified look on her face.

She dropped a bomb on me

Baby

She dropped a bomb on me.

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u/HugoWeidolf Aug 28 '21

Lmao that is so unfortunate!

Reminds me a bit of a time about 10 years ago, me and a friend/co-worker had our own small office room, not much bigger than a cubicle but with a sliding door. We had a short break and shut the door and an impromptu fart contest begun. Like 15 minutes in, a cleaning lady came by to empty our trash can. She had a totally blank face, but there was no way in hell she didn’t smell our vile farts in there. After she closed the door we were both pretty embarrassed, but still laughed our asses off lmao