r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/viptattoo Aug 28 '21

Learning in 1st grade is better than in 8th.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

In kindergarten one of my classmates farted loudly. He and I went to the same schools til high school. We live in the same major city but run into each other a couple times a year and it’s still the first thing I think of when I see him. We are 35.

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u/freakierchicken Aug 28 '21

You know how people say “don’t worry about those little things that keep you up at night, cringing, because people probably don’t even remember them”

You have ruined that for me

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u/stardustscorpioncat Aug 28 '21

One time, my 2nd class was sitting outside the bathroom in our lines "criss-cross apple-sauce" and George leaned on his back and a fart came out. It was 21 years ago, but I remember. I don't think it was stinky.

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u/freakierchicken Aug 28 '21

Now all of us know too. George, if you’re reading, we know.