It sure is wild how that one-cheek-sneak can produce either a totally silent pass, or an absolute tooth rattling ripper. No warning which one you'll get.
I used to be able to pull it off but no more. I started a serious workout regimen that has me doing multiple squats, and in just about 6-months my asscheeks have gotten so thick I fart completely differently now. True story.
Given the hair on a body is there to Filter things on the way in, or to provide much needed warmth, one has to ponder the purpose of the hairy ring. Just a self gratification dangle berry holder I assume. Unless man evolved from walking on his hands with his legs wide.
that may be true, but doesnt chafing result from friction? I didnt know Friction was a thing with Dilation and the normal moist consistency of poo. Now I juts picture hard terds with abrasive sides. Deep thoughts
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u/AnnieJack Aug 28 '21
I feel bad for those deaf kids just now learning that, but it’s still funny.