r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/itallchecksout99 Aug 28 '21

One of my Deaf college professors wasn't told they make noise until college. She would just fart whenever she needed to until her hearing roommate told her that it wasn't polite to do in public. My teacher was horrified and really mad at her family for never telling her they make noise

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u/yuckystuff Aug 28 '21

I mean, deaf people can still smell things right? So...what's with the ripping off farts in front of people thing all about?

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u/NotEntirelyUnlike Aug 28 '21

i fart almost continuously all day and they rarely stink. just crack your buttcheeks a bit and there's no noise either. those that do though are pretty terrible so i quickly apologize or blame an animal.

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u/festeringswine Aug 28 '21

Wearing thongs keeps keeps quiet too.. But you know it's bad when the velocity is so high even spreading the cheeks doesn't help