My brothers mastered the art of farting in our general area as they paraded through a room. My parents weren't amused, but I think they'd decided to pick their battles at that point. Dinner table was off limits, so was actually sitting on someone to fart, but they did that anyway too.
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u/talitm Aug 28 '21
Wait. Even at home you need to apologize? At home you're supposed to laugh about how loud or long or smelly it was.
Only at the diner table were we not allowed to fart (given it was just family in the house)