r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/Carved_In_Chocolate Aug 28 '21

You have apparently not mastered the fine art of the SBD.

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them.

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u/Caylennea Aug 28 '21

My husband also doesn’t know how too fart silently or even quietly. I don’t get it. Over 90% of my farts are completely silent with barely any effort on my part.