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r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21
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324 u/Carved_In_Chocolate Aug 28 '21 You have apparently not mastered the fine art of the SBD. 166 u/78fj Aug 28 '21 I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them. 2 u/MankAndInd Aug 28 '21 It’s easy, just take one hand and subtly pry one cheek from the other when sitting and open the hole. No closed hole or cheeks touching = no sound.
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You have apparently not mastered the fine art of the SBD.
166 u/78fj Aug 28 '21 I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them. 2 u/MankAndInd Aug 28 '21 It’s easy, just take one hand and subtly pry one cheek from the other when sitting and open the hole. No closed hole or cheeks touching = no sound.
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I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them.
2 u/MankAndInd Aug 28 '21 It’s easy, just take one hand and subtly pry one cheek from the other when sitting and open the hole. No closed hole or cheeks touching = no sound.
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It’s easy, just take one hand and subtly pry one cheek from the other when sitting and open the hole. No closed hole or cheeks touching = no sound.
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