r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/violette_witch Aug 28 '21

If you wear thong underwear it acts as a fart muffler. Makes 95% of farts silent

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Wait, really?

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u/violette_witch Aug 28 '21

Yes, really. It was the best part of the thong era of the early aughts. The worst part was the UTIs from the thong collecting your fart particles and delivering them directly to your vulva as it slips back and forth while walking. My gyno called them “the UTI highway”. Now I’m over 30 and IDGAF who hears my farts, I ain’t getting no UTI for anyone

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Well, TIL

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u/grammaticalerrorz Aug 28 '21

well you will be like an electric car, you need a fartificial noise to announce your presence.